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Azoy? · 03-15-2009, 08:38 PM

How do you get rid of access gas ?
I mean all day it's been like I eat a whole truck load of beans and I have no idea what I eat or what is causing it.
Drinking a lot hoping it helps soften the stools so that I can go and unload what ever is in there but in the meantime what have you found that works on access gas ?

Rick Diculous · 03-15-2009, 09:00 PM

Beans is the musical fruit

Diomed · 03-15-2009, 09:14 PM

do you mean "excess gas"?

03-15-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

How do you get rid of access gas ?
I mean all day it's been like I eat a whole truck load of beans and I have no idea what I eat or what is causing it.
Drinking a lot hoping it helps soften the stools so that I can go and unload what ever is in there but in the meantime what have you found that works on access gas ?

Try Maalox or Mylanta.

Azoy? · 03-15-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Diomed

do you mean "excess gas"?

Everyone knows exactly what I mean. If you don't, then sorry for bro.

mozadek · 03-15-2009, 09:44 PM

access...hahahahahaha

Spunky · 03-15-2009, 09:49 PM

I just fart it out

BusterBunny · 03-15-2009, 09:55 PM

i recommend seppuku

2012 · 03-15-2009, 10:02 PM

Iron Fist · 03-15-2009, 11:16 PM

Access gas.. nice one.. made me click.

CyberHustler · 03-15-2009, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

Everyone knows exactly what I mean. If you don't, then sorry for bro.

English is like your third language, huh?

SomeCreep · 03-15-2009, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

How do you get rid of access gas ?
I mean all day it's been like I eat a whole truck load of beans and I have no idea what I eat or what is causing it.
Drinking a lot hoping it helps soften the stools so that I can go and unload what ever is in there but in the meantime what have you found that works on access gas ?

"Excess" gas. And to get rid of it, I make a number two.

Walrus · 03-15-2009, 11:50 PM

Try Gas-X or Beano for gas relief.

Azoy? · 03-17-2009, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

English is like your third language, huh?

Everyone else understood but you and that other moron so I guess that makes you a monkey brain.

Twistys Tim · 03-17-2009, 07:13 AM

Cut the cheese.

DrChango · 03-17-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

i recommend seppuku

that's one way to vent quickly and efficiently

beerptrol · 03-17-2009, 09:09 AM

I go to my gf's parents' house and fart on their furniture

Tom_PM · 03-17-2009, 09:10 AM

You may be lactose intolerant. Try to notice if you get the gas after you've had milk or dairy foods.

Diomed · 03-17-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

Everyone else understood but you and that other moron so I guess that makes you a monkey brain.

I'm a moron and he's a monkey brain because you can't speak proper English?

Go access some more guess you nutter.

Azoy? · 03-17-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed

I'm a moron and he's a monkey brain because you can't speak proper English?

Go access some more guess you nutter.

Go screw a fish you cocksucker.
Look at the board. Everyone else understood it all so if the two of you didn't then I guess you two have English issues motherfucker.

sortie · 03-17-2009, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

How do you get rid of access gas ?
I mean all day it's been like I eat a whole truck load of beans and I have no idea what I eat or what is causing it.
Drinking a lot hoping it helps soften the stools so that I can go and unload what ever is in there but in the meantime what have you found that works on access gas ?

I think it's caused by sitting all day at the computer, especially leaning forward to
the screen.

You are swalloing air when you drink or eat, and being bent over the computer
makes you incapable of burping so it all goes the other way.

Plus the chair is blocking normal gas "leaks" for hours, (silent farts, you never know you do)

Take a weekend off and see if you still have gas.

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