I decided to write a letter to Ivana Trump - GoFuckYourself.com

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 12:46 AM

I admire her a lot, doubt it will ever get to her, but let's see, it's Sat morning here and I don't feel like doing anything serious, just for fun.

Deej · 03-28-2009, 12:48 AM

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 01:38 AM

Dear Ivana,

I can’t remember when was the last time I wrote an unofficial letter to someone.

Probably about 15 years ago, as a teenager, who was hungry to connect with his new friends, after he returned back from a summer camp in the times of no cell phones making communication easier, more often and less articulate.

The reason I decided to write this letter, is to thank you, to thank you for everything a successful woman, successful businesswoman and public person can mean to someone, with a burning ambition and will to achieve his goals.

I was born in the former Czechoslovakia, a country of your origin, and I lived for 20 years in a city that’s very familiar to you, but I never would use this as a title to contact you, in fact, I didn’t even want to write about this, as I don’t consider this having any relevance to your or my life or to what I want to achieve in the future.

But I mentioned this to help me illustrate, how do people see your career and personality around here.

As always – there are two fractions:

One, that’s of course in majority - and that’s full of envy, bitter feelings and un competence to give any sensible direction to one’s own life, without trying to put down others, trying to falsely justify someone’s success as something undeserved.

The other one – that’s the minority where I stand, is filled with admiration, respect and gratefulness for someone, who reached the skies of success with his /hers unbreakable will, strong discipline and a strong character.

My own goals are absolutely clear, as far as I spent about 15 semesters on universities with partly technical, partly economical education, and working part time or full time jobs ever since I was 16 - I’m currently mainly engaged in IT / corporate management for an international company, that I’m loyal for over three and a half years now, and where I took over the control over the whole run of the company just four weeks ago, making this to be a huge challenge for someone in my age.

Over the past years - I received the chance to travel the world in my 20’s, I received the chance to learn from those more experienced, I received the chance to build my own instinct about people (that will never be perfect but that I will always trust), I received a chance to learn that exhausting and unidentifiable 1 pct. about how the world works.

I received the chance to realize, that an individual with the right mindset, with a strong will to achieve his goals, with an unbreakable spirit, that can’t be torn apart by any of the personal tragedies that happened to me during the past two years, can achieve success and built his own work life balance and personal freedom, to be able to fully benefit to those, who he loves, who he belongs to, who he respects.

I’ll never leave anyone, who got me started on any bad terms, I believe in loyalty, but the times are changing, and in the turbulent environment of internet business, where I belong at the moment – a lifetime of a product, or the lifetime of the owner of the product, is counted in years.

My ultimate goal therefore is to reach a certain level of income by constantly building and evolving a successful business, to reach a certain level of personal savings, to reach an undisputable reputation, and to wait for the right opportunity, to pursue my ultimate goal.

My ultimate goal is to own my own recording studio, to own my own record label.

No matter what technological / sociological changes is the entertainment business going through, I believe that there will always be space for someone with an intuitive, innovative approach and a deep love for what he’s doing.

I want to reach this by the time I’m 40 years old.

And I want to reach this in the only country that ever rewarded me for the principles I live by – the principles of determination, unbreakable spirit, hard work, constant self improvement and praising challenge as something, that helps to sharpen your edge.

I want to reach my goals in the United States of America.

Ever since I was 5 years old and my father put a cowboy hat on my head, ever since I could play with my first Colt 1860 Navy replica, ever since I could watch US movies, read US books, ever since I could start educating myself about the history and culture and dream about living, working, enjoying life in my dream country.

I can still live here, behind the former iron curtain, but I do spend about 20 – 30 days in US every year, and my heart, my soul and my spirit lives in USA 365 days a week.

Once again, thank you for being you,

Thank you for living a full life, for inspiring anyone, especially those who were born under the bad sign, to live the life they always wanted to live, to get rid of the chains of mediocrity and square morality, to get rid of the feeling of guilt for being different than your peers, for having ambition.

Thanks a lot,

Carl Borowitz

wtfent · 03-28-2009, 02:01 AM

Stalker alert!!!

I would have wrote,

I am not going to bore you with some long crazy letter to try and impress you. I would just like to ask you out to dinner. You are beautiful and smart and well I'm just smart. Give me a call xxx-xxx-xxxx

I dunno something like that would have been more my style.

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

Stalker alert!!!

I would have wrote,

I am not going to bore you with some long crazy letter to try and impress you. I would just like to ask you out to dinner. You are beautiful and smart and well I'm just smart. Give me a call xxx-xxx-xxxx

I dunno something like that would have been more my style.

This is not about sex, I really respect her, she's not some bitch that would marry a millionaire, she's real, and it is not connected with the fact that she's a female.

Raf1 · 03-28-2009, 03:09 AM

I don't know what you expect from writing the letter, but good luck anyway ;)

mule · 03-28-2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

she's not some bitch that would marry a millionaire

frankie_gunn · 03-28-2009, 03:51 AM

P.S.

I hope I will get the chance to find out how your pussy tastes like before you reach 65.

Robocrop · 03-28-2009, 05:52 AM

The guy has balls tho, but you should have shorten it down abit and go right at it.

Blazed · 03-28-2009, 06:14 AM

Pretty good but maybe shorten it a bit. Put yourself in her shoes, you have just finished taking a shower and fingering your bum hole you then sit down to a pile of letters from wannabe immigrants from the old country, you dont want to be there all day.

Odin · 03-28-2009, 06:17 AM

Why bother.

CaptainHowdy · 03-28-2009, 06:18 AM

Odin · 03-28-2009, 06:24 AM

Double post.

bobby666 · 03-28-2009, 06:41 AM

let me hear when you fucked her

schnelle · 03-28-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by frankie_gunn

P.S.

I hope I will get the chance to find out how your pussy tastes like before you reach 65.

Nicky · 03-28-2009, 10:14 AM

wtf you're going for the wrong Trump

fris · 03-28-2009, 10:20 AM

Ivanka ++

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frankie_gunn

P.S.

I hope I will get the chance to find out how your pussy tastes like before you reach 65.

well, considering she has most likely a nature close to mine, she could even take it with humour!

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

wtf you're going for the wrong Trump

I'm sure the whole family would like me.

We would watch Donald on TV.

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Blazed

Pretty good but maybe shorten it a bit. Put yourself in her shoes, you have just finished taking a shower and fingering your bum hole you then sit down to a pile of letters from wannabe immigrants from the old country, you dont want to be there all day.

I agree, I'll have to rework it a bit, make it a little bit more complex and work better with the attention / interest.

I should probably leave the whole immigrant thing at the end as a surprise.

NicelyWritten · 03-28-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

Ivanka ++

She's definitely hot stuff! I love watching the apprentice.

Ozarkz · 03-28-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I admire her a lot, doubt it will ever get to her, but let's see, it's Sat morning here and I don't feel like doing anything serious, just for fun.

You admire Ivana Trump?

sweetcuties · 03-28-2009, 04:11 PM

She's fucking hot but it'll take alot to get her... What are you gonna tell her?? You're in porn and shit... she's a daughter of a billionaire

Reak AGV · 03-28-2009, 04:20 PM

You gonna get a visit from the feds.

AaliyahLove · 03-28-2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

This is not about sex, I really respect her, she's not some bitch that would marry a millionaire, she's real, and it is not connected with the fact that she's a female.

Did you just say Ivana Trump is not some bitch that would marry a millionaire?

Nicky · 03-28-2009, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetcuties

She's fucking hot but it'll take alot to get her... What are you gonna tell her?? You're in porn and shit... she's a daughter of a billionaire

Wrong one bud. See my post above.

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

You admire Ivana Trump?

As crazy as it may sound, yes.

I don't know many cases, where any woman would be able to preserve capital, that she would got from a marriage, and if I'm not mistaken she's able to run her businesses in black numbers, which is not always true about Donald.

I only read a couple interviews, which doesn't have to tell much, because media usually fuck up, and I know my interviews were never correct, but I have a feeling she has a potential.

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetcuties

She's fucking hot but it'll take alot to get her... What are you gonna tell her?? You're in porn and shit... she's a daughter of a billionaire

I expect her to be truly decadent!

d-null · 03-28-2009, 10:13 PM

none of these materialistic goals really matter in the broad scope of things

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

none of these materialistic goals really matter in the broad scope of things

That's a nice philosophy, that can't be applied in my case, at my place, and under my circumnstances.

If I'm doing well, people I do like and people who need me are doing well too, unless they want me to turn looser and move them to India and live for $100 a month.

Most importantly, I enjoy making money - it's a nice hobby!

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-28-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Did you just say Ivana Trump is not some bitch that would marry a millionaire?

That's exactly the reaction of 99 pct. of women, they're going nuts hearing her name!

sexandcash · 03-29-2009, 05:43 AM

live the dream man......

mizmiz · 03-29-2009, 06:00 AM

lol get a hold of your self man

CaptainHowdy · 03-29-2009, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

wtf you're going for the wrong Trump

Lil bitch is hotter indeed...

xx354xx · 03-29-2009, 08:49 AM

Your Fired.

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-29-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by xx354xx

Your Fired.

I'll let my new step father sue you for violating the trademark, he needs cash now.

tiger · 03-29-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

wtf you're going for the wrong Trump

Exactly.

TeenCat · 03-29-2009, 12:52 PM

oh she was born in my city, so say her hi from me

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-29-2009, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

oh she was born in my city, so say her hi from me

I will!

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-29-2009, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash

live the dream man......

Don't get bitter, there'll always be men like me, who don't beat around the "bush"!

SomeCreep · 03-29-2009, 01:38 PM

thanks for sharing

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-30-2009, 12:45 AM

I've found some kind of an official adress of her agent.

I'll rewrite the letter a bit and send it.

collegeboobies · 03-30-2009, 01:13 AM

Hmm, you dont know how to find the address to trump @ trump tower?

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-30-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Hmm, you dont know how to find the address to trump @ trump tower?

I want to be a little bit formal,

I could have asked Donald, as he was in Atlantic City at the same time as I was last May, but I don't want to be pushy.

Chit Chat · 03-30-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

wtf you're going for the wrong Trump

Exactly. I agree with you

Raf1 · 03-30-2009, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

wtf you're going for the wrong Trump

yep, she would be my pick as well, lol

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CarlosTheGaucho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,510	Dear Ivana, I can’t remember when was the last time I wrote an unofficial letter to someone. Probably about 15 years ago, as a teenager, who was hungry to connect with his new friends, after he returned back from a summer camp in the times of no cell phones making communication easier, more often and less articulate. The reason I decided to write this letter, is to thank you, to thank you for everything a successful woman, successful businesswoman and public person can mean to someone, with a burning ambition and will to achieve his goals. I was born in the former Czechoslovakia, a country of your origin, and I lived for 20 years in a city that’s very familiar to you, but I never would use this as a title to contact you, in fact, I didn’t even want to write about this, as I don’t consider this having any relevance to your or my life or to what I want to achieve in the future. But I mentioned this to help me illustrate, how do people see your career and personality around here. As always – there are two fractions: One, that’s of course in majority - and that’s full of envy, bitter feelings and un competence to give any sensible direction to one’s own life, without trying to put down others, trying to falsely justify someone’s success as something undeserved. The other one – that’s the minority where I stand, is filled with admiration, respect and gratefulness for someone, who reached the skies of success with his /hers unbreakable will, strong discipline and a strong character. My own goals are absolutely clear, as far as I spent about 15 semesters on universities with partly technical, partly economical education, and working part time or full time jobs ever since I was 16 - I’m currently mainly engaged in IT / corporate management for an international company, that I’m loyal for over three and a half years now, and where I took over the control over the whole run of the company just four weeks ago, making this to be a huge challenge for someone in my age. Over the past years - I received the chance to travel the world in my 20’s, I received the chance to learn from those more experienced, I received the chance to build my own instinct about people (that will never be perfect but that I will always trust), I received a chance to learn that exhausting and unidentifiable 1 pct. about how the world works. I received the chance to realize, that an individual with the right mindset, with a strong will to achieve his goals, with an unbreakable spirit, that can’t be torn apart by any of the personal tragedies that happened to me during the past two years, can achieve success and built his own work life balance and personal freedom, to be able to fully benefit to those, who he loves, who he belongs to, who he respects. I’ll never leave anyone, who got me started on any bad terms, I believe in loyalty, but the times are changing, and in the turbulent environment of internet business, where I belong at the moment – a lifetime of a product, or the lifetime of the owner of the product, is counted in years. My ultimate goal therefore is to reach a certain level of income by constantly building and evolving a successful business, to reach a certain level of personal savings, to reach an undisputable reputation, and to wait for the right opportunity, to pursue my ultimate goal. My ultimate goal is to own my own recording studio, to own my own record label. No matter what technological / sociological changes is the entertainment business going through, I believe that there will always be space for someone with an intuitive, innovative approach and a deep love for what he’s doing. I want to reach this by the time I’m 40 years old. And I want to reach this in the only country that ever rewarded me for the principles I live by – the principles of determination, unbreakable spirit, hard work, constant self improvement and praising challenge as something, that helps to sharpen your edge. I want to reach my goals in the United States of America. Ever since I was 5 years old and my father put a cowboy hat on my head, ever since I could play with my first Colt 1860 Navy replica, ever since I could watch US movies, read US books, ever since I could start educating myself about the history and culture and dream about living, working, enjoying life in my dream country. I can still live here, behind the former iron curtain, but I do spend about 20 – 30 days in US every year, and my heart, my soul and my spirit lives in USA 365 days a week. Once again, thank you for being you, Thank you for living a full life, for inspiring anyone, especially those who were born under the bad sign, to live the life they always wanted to live, to get rid of the chains of mediocrity and square morality, to get rid of the feeling of guilt for being different than your peers, for having ambition. Thanks a lot, Carl Borowitz __________________ CTG Media \| skype: carlosprague \| cb \|at\| ctgmedia \|dot\| net \| Want to make more with your Dating Traffic? \| Read My Educational Series \| Read my Adult Biz Chronicles \| Did your ad revenue drop by 40 pct. or more last year? Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 03-28-2009 at 01:43 AM..

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