FUNNY - support ticket of the day... lol - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Mitchell · 03-17-2009, 06:05 PM

We're pretty full service support here.. We'll even do this one

"Hi Fellas!
My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software. Needless to say I need a new password sent to me for my ftp account to log onto cute ftp and since I am no longer using windows xp and the outlook express that came with my old computer, I need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."

omg... that's MojoHost support.

Brad

Sosa · 03-17-2009, 06:08 PM

top notch support

RyuLion · 03-17-2009, 06:17 PM

Wow!
I would think there's only so much time you can spend on someone like that..

HorseShit · 03-17-2009, 06:19 PM

pretty quick with remote assistance

Sands · 03-17-2009, 06:23 PM

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!

fris · 03-17-2009, 06:28 PM

ffmpeg is so 90s

jmcb420 · 03-17-2009, 06:34 PM

wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

Brad Mitchell · 03-17-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Wow!
I would think there's only so much time you can spend on someone like that..

Oh we'll see, there are definitely limits but sometimes strange things like this pay back in other ways (karma, etc).

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

pretty quick with remote assistance

Yeah... if most of our guys didn't have Linux desktops themselves because they're supernerds. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!

just a few tablespoons, I think!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420

wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

It's not over till it's over... lol

Brad

AaronM · 03-17-2009, 06:54 PM

Brad, kindly turn on ICQ.

sandman! · 03-17-2009, 06:56 PM

http://www.teamviewer.com/index.aspx is all you need

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

We're pretty full service support here.. We'll even do this one

"Hi Fellas!
My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software. Needless to say I need a new password sent to me for my ftp account to log onto cute ftp and since I am no longer using windows xp and the outlook express that came with my old computer, I need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."

omg... that's MojoHost support.

Brad

jact · 03-17-2009, 08:02 PM

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

papill0n · 03-17-2009, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!

papill0n · 03-17-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

LOOOOOOOLLLLL

marketsmart · 03-17-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

you drive over to his house and suck his cock...

on second thought, send brad over...

jact · 03-17-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

you drive over to his house and suck his cock...

on second thought, send brad over...

Hey Brad, you up for a little man on man action?

BluMedia · 03-17-2009, 11:01 PM

This thread has turned from funny to gay lol. Go Brad!!!

Brad Mitchell · 03-17-2009, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluMedia

This thread has turned from funny to gay lol. Go Brad!!!

What can I say, I'm inspirational.

Good night everyone!

Brad

Iron Fist · 03-18-2009, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

Tell Juicy to stop making fake support tickets.

tranza · 03-18-2009, 05:18 AM

Remote assistance helps a lot...

ro8in · 03-18-2009, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Tell Juicy to stop making fake support tickets.

Its Juicy alright. But its not a fake.

raymor · 03-18-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."

"We can sure help you with that", I'd say, "the instructions are right here":
http://google.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software.

Did you have the heart to tel him that he probably just spent $2000 on something that
a $2 CMOS battery would probably fix, as that the most common cause of "dead" motherboards? ;)

Brad Mitchell · 03-25-2009, 11:13 PM

Wow, as a matter of follow up... I said no such thing... evidently we had this completed the same evening via ticketing and phone within a couple hours of it being opened.

Way to go, Dan! LOL

Brad

JFK · 03-26-2009, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420

wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

He usually does

wizzart · 03-26-2009, 12:22 AM

just give him contact for Microsoft support :idea:

03-17-2009, 06:05 PM	#1
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	FUNNY - support ticket of the day... lol We're pretty full service support here.. We'll even do this one "Hi Fellas! My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software. Needless to say I need a new password sent to me for my ftp account to log onto cute ftp and since I am no longer using windows xp and the outlook express that came with my old computer, I need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate." omg... that's MojoHost support. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

03-17-2009, 06:17 PM	#3
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,223	Wow! I would think there's only so much time you can spend on someone like that.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

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03-17-2009, 06:34 PM	#7
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03-17-2009, 08:02 PM	#11
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day.... Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm [email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!? __________________ Free agent

03-17-2009, 06:08 PM	#2
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	top notch support

03-17-2009, 06:19 PM	#4
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	pretty quick with remote assistance

03-17-2009, 06:23 PM	#5
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Hi Brad, I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!

03-17-2009, 06:54 PM	#9
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Brad, kindly turn on ICQ.

03-17-2009, 11:01 PM	#16
BluMedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,973	This thread has turned from funny to gay lol. Go Brad!!! __________________ IntenseCash - If you can't convert us then you might want to look for a new job . BrokeStraightBoys.com converting 1:124 stats counted by Nats

03-18-2009, 05:18 AM	#19
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Remote assistance helps a lot... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-25-2009, 11:13 PM	#22
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Wow, as a matter of follow up... I said no such thing... evidently we had this completed the same evening via ticketing and phone within a couple hours of it being opened. Way to go, Dan! LOL Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

03-26-2009, 12:22 AM	#24
wizzart scriptmaster Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Serbia Posts: 5,237	just give him contact for Microsoft support :idea: