Job Applicant Response

[Barefootsies]

I have to replace one of the part timers I have working for me, this time looking for someone who is not a model or done work for us. I want someone completely separate and interested in the online adult business. So I throw some ads out there.

The first few send me their resumes. Little to no relevant experience.

Next come to 18 year olds males. Their e-mails read like a letter to Penthouse or Playboy.

Then I get this one and laugh....

I'm interested

Sent from my iPod

Maybe it's just late and I am tired. But based on the job placement ad, and the fact I mention needing resume and references this just reinforces some of my previous opinions. I mean, that was it. All the e-mail said. I guess they expected to be taken seriously.

[After Shock Media]

You can send messages from an ipod?

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

You can send messages from an ipod?

I guess. Maybe that was his iPhone? I dunno.

That was what the e-mail said verbatim.

[AnniKN]

So... I no can has ?

[GAMEFINEST]

lol...sounds like one my buddies..

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by AnniKN

So... I no can has ?

Nope.

I have decided to go the Jim Gunn, and ASM route recommendations and just look for the apprentice. The girls are nice, but too sensitive and always have a story for not working. Much like the models.

I need to get some hungry, horny mofo's who think they are going to be Hef. But have some patience.

[AnniKN]

But I sent the message from my iPod! that should show I am going to be Hef!


EDIT: Also, this will sound terrible, but I can't work with girls either, heh.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by AnniKN

But I sent the message from my iPod! that should show I am going to be Hef!

LMFAO...

Originally Posted by AnniKN

EDIT: Also, this will sound terrible, but I can't work with girls either, heh.

Well, I typically get a long with women better than men, which is why I can recruit models better than business partner. However, when it comes to actually doing real work (non-modeling) they simply do not want to do what is required.

They also tend to not be able to handle coaching well, nor being held accountable. Everyone wants 100% pay, but doesn't want to put in 100% work.

Sad as it is. They would rather give you a foot job, suck and fuck you, whatever for $150.00 and 2 hours then do the 10-20 hours worth of work a week. Which I find ridiculously sad.

Sex is great and all. But this is about my business.

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

You can send messages from an ipod?

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I guess. Maybe that was his iPhone? I dunno.

That was what the e-mail said verbatim.

iPod Touch is just an iPhone without the phone capabilities. The first release actually had not been fully inspected and still had some iPhone branding on some of it's applications and screens.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Killswitch

iPod Touch is just an iPhone without the phone capabilities. The first release actually had not been fully inspected and still had some iPhone branding on some of it's applications and screens.

Thanks for the head's up mang

[AnniKN]

I'll trade places with you for a day! I am completely unable to deal with women, not even to get models, heh.

And I feel you, in the past when I've had projects that were too big or my own, and I've talked to guy friends about helping out, they always try hard and even if it doesn't pan out they did their best, girls have always done it half assed and/or just stood me up. I'm talking about people I've known for 10 years :-|

I am open to try though, and know that in certain work areas it goes better with female workers- sucks ass when sexist ideas turn to be a fact.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by AnniKN

I am open to try though, and know that in certain work areas it goes better with female workers- sucks ass when sexist ideas turn to be a fact.

Agreed.

In the end, probably the horny 18 year old male with little to no responsibility will end up being the ultimate ASM clone.

[qxm]

send them back an email that only reads:


LOL

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by qxm

send them back an email that only reads:


LOL

Better yet, send them a response with a picture of the line outside the unemployment office.

[qxm]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Better yet, send them a response with a picture of the line outside the unemployment office.

....im with ya there

[Almost Evil]

Originally Posted by AnniKN

EDIT: Also, this will sound terrible, but I can't work with girls either, heh.

Me either! I have exactly ONE girl that I like working with (and shes even on gfy hah!) and all the rest...bug the crap out of me ;)

[UFGators2007]

Well if he has an iphone, then he must be overqualified. You better hire him fast or you will miss out on the greatness that is him. Ha ha.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by UFGators2007

Well if he has an iphone, then he must be overqualified. You better hire him fast or you will miss out on the greatness that is him. Ha ha.

[HorseShit]

i can has cheezburger

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Better yet, send them a response with a picture of the line outside the unemployment office.

hahaha please do

[BradM]

I am also hiring right now and we just sent an offer letter. We received over 1,000 resumes. All of them were SHIT.

[pornguy]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I have to replace one of the part timers I have working for me, this time looking for someone who is not a model or done work for us. I want someone completely separate and interested in the online adult business. So I throw some ads out there.

The first few send me their resumes. Little to no relevant experience.

Next come to 18 year olds males. Their e-mails read like a letter to Penthouse or Playboy.

Then I get this one and laugh....



Maybe it's just late and I am tired. But based on the job placement ad, and the fact I mention needing resume and references this just reinforces some of my previous opinions. I mean, that was it. All the e-mail said. I guess they expected to be taken seriously.

Send back.


" I'm Not! "

Sent from my toilet.

[peeperpimp]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

They also tend to not be able to handle coaching well, nor being held accountable. Everyone wants 100% pay, but doesn't want to put in 100% work.

Sad as it is. They would rather give you a foot job, suck and fuck you, whatever for $150.00 and 2 hours then do the 10-20 hours worth of work a week. Which I find ridiculously sad.

Sex is great and all. But this is about my business.

I feel you there I've had the same type of experiences finding employees

i.e. "They also tend to not be able to handle coaching well, nor being held accountable. Everyone wants 100% pay, but doesn't want to put in 100% work."

Good luck on your search, its hard finding that right person

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by SBR Richard

hahaha please do

[Ozarkz]

Hahahah!

"Wait a minute.. soo I could be jerking you off with my feet and getting $200 a day.. But as your assisstant i'd be getting $60?? Hmm.. I was wondering..."

[stevo]

I've done a couple of job postings on CraigsList. I'm always amazed by how many people (the mass majority) refuse to follow directions or answer important questions.

I guess if you're looking for a job and you want to stick out - all you have to do is follow directions, use proper grammer/spelling, and answer all the questions. That alone should put you in the top 10%.

[Reak AGV]

Since when you can send a message from a Ipod?

[John-ACWM]

That was pretty original

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by stevo

I've done a couple of job postings on CraigsList. I'm always amazed by how many people (the mass majority) refuse to follow directions or answer important questions.

Fucking true dat.

Originally Posted by stevo

I guess if you're looking for a job and you want to stick out - all you have to do is follow directions, use proper grammer/spelling, and answer all the questions. That alone should put you in the top 10%.

Great Job seeker tip!