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Old 03-20-2009, 02:31 PM   #51
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Has anyone actually seen DirtyDanza or Baddog in a fight? Then how the hell do you know anything about who will win or lose? Not that it matters, neither of them will do shit.
I had a big guy who worked for me one time who was going to beat baddog up, and he would have killed him. Baddog refused to back down and imho won the controversy on balls alone, the fight never happened. Danza says he's a BJJ brown belt but I've never seen or heard of him rolling with anyone and he never wanted to roll at my place either.

BJJ brown belt = death to anyone he touches, but is Danza REALLY a BJJ brown belt....? I guess we will soon find out!
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I had a big guy who worked for me one time who was going to beat baddog up, and he would have killed him. Baddog refused to back down and imho won the controversy on balls alone, the fight never happened. Danza says he's a BJJ brown belt but I've never seen or heard of him rolling with anyone and he never wanted to roll at my place either.

BJJ brown belt = death to anyone he touches, but is Danza REALLY a BJJ brown belt....? I guess we will soon find out!
Danza is a pathological liar on the boards. He's a brown belt and I'm a ninja.
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Hubby's a black belt in Akido... and the way I understand it... when you have the training... isn't it a worse felony if you use it? Aren't they considered deadly weapons... and blahblahblah?

So if you guys do fight and get picked up.. He's in a whole world of hurt worse than you. even if considered self defense ;) When you have martial arts training.. you can't just use it...

or Danza would have to pray his training (whether real or not) doesn't come out...
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Hubby's a black belt in Akido... and the way I understand it... when you have the training... isn't it a worse felony if you use it? Aren't they considered deadly weapons... and blahblahblah?

So if you guys do fight and get picked up.. He's in a whole world of hurt worse than you. even if considered self defense ;) When you have martial arts training.. you can't just use it...

or Danza would have to pray his training (whether real or not) doesn't come out...
Depends on the local laws, but I have heard the same thing myself.
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I have a brown belt too, and dirtydanza and baddog don't even want to get me started! I'll pull the damn car over and make them go get me a switch.

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Place your bets fight fans! Who's gonna take the Golden Keyboard and the bragging rights this fine April 5th? Baddog "The Incredible Bulk" or Dirty "It Puts The Lotion On It's Skin" Danza? Only time will tell!
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Hubby's a black belt in Akido... and the way I understand it... when you have the training... isn't it a worse felony if you use it? Aren't they considered deadly weapons... and blahblahblah?

So if you guys do fight and get picked up.. He's in a whole world of hurt worse than you. even if considered self defense ;) When you have martial arts training.. you can't just use it...

or Danza would have to pray his training (whether real or not) doesn't come out...
no, the whole 'registered hands' thing is nonsense, a myth. The only difference it would make is if you had the guy disabled and continued to beat him it would be harder for you to use the 'I went crazy' defense. The judge assumes you are familiar with combat and also it tends to lower the 'reasonable self-defense' bar for you. In other words, you can still take somebody down, but you're going to pay a higher price if you keep whacking them, because supposedly you know better.
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no, the whole 'registered hands' thing is nonsense, a myth.
not true at all
if you've been proven to be dangerous, and the law decides it so, your body is a weapon. i know a guy who's got to check in with the rcmp every town he goes to, just to let them know he's around. just because he beat a couple beat down a little more than he probably should have...
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no, the whole 'registered hands' thing is nonsense, a myth. The only difference it would make is if you had the guy disabled and continued to beat him it would be harder for you to use the 'I went crazy' defense. The judge assumes you are familiar with combat and also it tends to lower the 'reasonable self-defense' bar for you. In other words, you can still take somebody down, but you're going to pay a higher price if you keep whacking them, because supposedly you know better.
Don't forget that if you compete your license can(would) be withdrawn....
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no, the whole 'registered hands' thing is nonsense, a myth. The only difference it would make is if you had the guy disabled and continued to beat him it would be harder for you to use the 'I went crazy' defense. The judge assumes you are familiar with combat and also it tends to lower the 'reasonable self-defense' bar for you. In other words, you can still take somebody down, but you're going to pay a higher price if you keep whacking them, because supposedly you know better.


To expand on what you've said, if a verifiably trained martial artist comes under legal scrutiny after an incident involving an assault or self-defense, his hands, as a representation of his training, can be considered deadly weapons as there is a reasonable assumption that he or she will be more likely to kill another in an altercation.

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not true at all
if you've been proven to be dangerous, and the law decides it so, your body is a weapon. i know a guy who's got to check in with the rcmp every town he goes to, just to let them know he's around. just because he beat a couple beat down a little more than he probably should have...
It's bullshit. I know dozens of pro fighters and half the Gracie family, and none of them ever had to do shit like register their dangerous hands. If you believe this, you probably also think Bruce Lee was the toughest ninja who ever lived and Kung Fu doesn't work in the cage because it's just too deadly to really show it's true form lol
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It's bullshit. I know dozens of pro fighters and half the Gracie family, and none of them ever had to do shit like register their dangerous hands. If you believe this, you probably also think Bruce Lee was the toughest ninja who ever lived and Kung Fu doesn't work in the cage because it's just too deadly to really show it's true form lol
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To expand on what you've said, if a verifiably trained martial artist comes under legal scrutiny after an incident involving an assault or self-defense, his hands, as a representation of his training, can be considered deadly weapons as there is a reasonable assumption that he or she will be more likely to kill another in an altercation.
Yes, this is probably true, the prosecutor may try to use that angle. But you still don't have to 'register' them anywhere or go on any list. It's just a factor that will definitely work against you at an assault trial.
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Yes, this is probably true, the prosecutor may try to use that angle. But you still don't have to 'register' them anywhere or go on any list. It's just a factor that will definitely work against you at an assault trial.
I tried to register my hands as deadly weapons, but I got a paper cut while filling out the forms.
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It's bullshit. I know dozens of pro fighters and half the Gracie family, and none of them ever had to do shit like register their dangerous hands. If you believe this, you probably also think Bruce Lee was the toughest ninja who ever lived and Kung Fu doesn't work in the cage because it's just too deadly to really show it's true form lol
none of them probably beat a guy into the emergency ward in a barroom brawl either. just because you have the training doesn't mean you have to register your hands as weapons, but go out and use them as a weapon against someone and do some serious damage then you'd better fucking believe the law considers your bare hands a weapon once you're out. it's part of being on parole after a serious assault offense. don't try and lecture me on some shit you don't know. i used to have to drive my foreman to the cop shop every new town we worked in, just so he could let them know that he was around and that he had a dangerous past. you'd better fucking believe that if you're going to go out and throttle someone barehanded that you as an individual are considered armed and dangerous as is in that situation...
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none of them probably beat a guy into the emergency ward in a barroom brawl either. just because you have the training doesn't mean you have to register your hands as weapons, but go out and use them as a weapon against someone and do some serious damage then you'd better fucking believe the law considers your bare hands a weapon once you're out. it's part of being on parole after a serious assault offense. don't try and lecture me on some shit you don't know. i used to have to drive my foreman to the cop shop every new town we worked in, just so he could let them know that he was around and that he had a dangerous past. you'd better fucking believe that if you're going to go out and throttle someone barehanded that you as an individual are considered armed and dangerous as is in that situation...
yeah if you're a sex offender or a convict on parole you have to register, but that has more to do with your sick head than your dangerous hands.

Nice choice of friends there, hero.
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Do it online next time http://registermyhands.com/

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Nice choice of friends there, hero.
Listen you little faggot. People can say a lot of shit to me and it'll breeze by, but don't ever talk shit about my family and friends. You don't know me and you don't know them. So go fuck yourself cocksucker.
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Listen you little faggot. People can say a lot of shit to me and it'll breeze by, but don't ever talk shit about my family and friends. You don't know me and you don't know them. So go fuck yourself cocksucker.
lol so what state are your deadly hands registered in tough guy? Are you family and friends sex offenders and convicts on parole?
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This thread is Epic.

Dig420 seems to have everything under control, no need to say any more. You guys and your registered death sex offender kung fu hands just brightened my day a little. Thank you for that.

Jewcat, you're a Dork. Everyone you know or are related to is also a Dork. Register that.
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lol so what state are your deadly hands registered in tough guy? Are you family and friends sex offenders and convicts on parole?
God you are ignorant little prick aren't you? End of story. Now you're trying to tell me my friends are convicted sex offenders? What the fuck are you smoking? Was you mother on crack during her pregnancy? Did daddy put his finbgers up your ass, or was it your uncle who molested you?

I got a buddy through work who got in a lot of shit fighting for the wrong reasons when he was younger and it's followed him up to this day. If you knew the guy, you'd know he regrets it. It cost him his boxing career, and it's got him branded as a dangerous man. The guy's still a good shit. He did a lot to help me move up in the company when I was with them, always was pushing to get me raises. I'll stand by it that he's a great guy, and I'm not gonna sit and listen to some little shithead cut a buddy down who he doesn't even know just because his point was WRONG.

I'm sure you and all your friends are perfect little saints.

Yes, there's no "Dangerous Hands Registry" but there are certainly plenty of people who are registered for having dfangerous hands. Grow the fuck up...
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This thread is Epic.

Dig420 seems to have everything under control, no need to say any more. You guys and your registered death sex offender kung fu hands just brightened my day a little. Thank you for that.

Jewcat, you're a Dork. Everyone you know or are related to is also a Dork. Register that.
I'm hoping that's sarcasm, because I've never had a problem with you. My sarcasm meter is being overrode by keys of rage right now.
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Yes, there's no "Dangerous Hands Registry" but there are certainly plenty of people who are registered for having dfangerous hands. Grow the fuck up...
Yes, they're just called criminals though.
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God you are ignorant little prick aren't you? End of story. Now you're trying to tell me my friends are convicted sex offenders? What the fuck are you smoking? Was you mother on crack during her pregnancy? Did daddy put his finbgers up your ass, or was it your uncle who molested you?

I got a buddy through work who got in a lot of shit fighting for the wrong reasons when he was younger and it's followed him up to this day. If you knew the guy, you'd know he regrets it. It cost him his boxing career, and it's got him branded as a dangerous man. The guy's still a good shit. He did a lot to help me move up in the company when I was with them, always was pushing to get me raises. I'll stand by it that he's a great guy, and I'm not gonna sit and listen to some little shithead cut a buddy down who he doesn't even know just because his point was WRONG.

I'm sure you and all your friends are perfect little saints.

Yes, there's no "Dangerous Hands Registry" but there are certainly plenty of people who are registered for having dfangerous hands. Grow the fuck up...
Do you also post as Donny Long?
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Old 03-22-2009, 11:59 AM   #91
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I got a buddy through work who got in a lot of shit fighting for the wrong reasons when he was younger and it's followed him up to this day. If you knew the guy, you'd know he regrets it. It cost him his boxing career, and it's got him branded as a dangerous man.
fyi, felons and criminals do not get banned from boxing. In fact, a lot of boxers get their start in prison. Where is it you live that all this shit that doesn't happen anywhere, happens?

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fyi, felons and criminals do not get banned from boxing. In fact, a lot of boxers get their start in prison. Where is it you live that all this shit that doesn't happen anywhere, happens?
He punched a ref after a fight and was charged with assault. He couldn't fight anymore and got in with the wrong crowd kicking ass for cash for a while, which landed him in shit. He knows it was stupid, he regrets having done it. I knew the guy weel for a coupel years working on the road, drank with him and the crew frequently, never seen the guy get a rage on in the entire time I knew him. he'd tell me the stories, he knew it was wrong. I ain't gonna hold any of it against him.

If you want ao accuse of me of having criminals for friends and family go for it.
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Old 03-22-2009, 12:06 PM   #93
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He punched a ref after a fight and was charged with assault.
what's his name?
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what's his name?
I'm not gonna start bringing up names and tossing out dirt on people over some forum troll.
This has nothing to do with him, and I'm not gonna sink to throwing my friends names out on some random forum dicussing their issues and past, thanks though.
it's not as though he was a big name, recognizable or anything to that effect. just another dude who liekd to fight and made some bad choices when he was young.
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Every pro boxer who ever fought is on boxrec. Any boxer who ever did something like that, amateur or pro, can be found on google.

So let's sum up: First you say as if you know beyond a doubt that people have register their TeH_dealeh hands. False. Second you say that you have a boxer friend (who of course you can't name) who got banned from boxing for punching a referee. This has happened exactly one time that I can think of, a lithuanian guy got a lifetime ban and jailtime for knocking out a ref. Zab Judah got a brief suspension for bulling Jay Nady to the ropes and sticking his glove in his throat. Is your friend Lithuanian or Zab Judah?

To top it all off, you instantly turn into aggro keyboard warrior when someone points out that you seem to be full of shit.

I'd say you hit the gfy fail grand slam.
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Every pro boxer who ever fought is on boxrec. Any boxer who ever did something like that, amateur or pro, can be found on google.

So let's sum up: First you say as if you know beyond a doubt that people have register their TeH_dealeh hands. False. Second you say that you have a boxer friend (who of course you can't name) who got banned from boxing for punching a referee. This has happened exactly one time that I can think of, a lithuanian guy got a lifetime ban and jailtime for knocking out a ref. Zab Judah got a brief suspension for bulling Jay Nady to the ropes and sticking his glove in his throat. Is your friend Lithuanian or Zab Judah?

To top it all off, you instantly turn into aggro keyboard warrior when someone points out that you seem to be full of shit.

I'd say you hit the gfy fail grand slam.
Well I went through Boxrec and I have to admit I can't find his name. Should be under Winnipeg, Manitoba as far as I know and he's not there from what I can see. All I have to go on is his story, and another guy on the crew who he grew up with from back home. Maybe I got taken by oldtimer storytelling. I don't know on that one.

I do know the guy was in shit for fighting a lot when he was younger, maybe he was just a straight up criminal. Either way I don't care. The guy I know was always cool the whole tiem I knew him. Doesn't bother me if he's got previous assault charges behind him.
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To top it all off, you instantly turn into aggro keyboard warrior
In case you didn't notice. I am always aggro here.
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