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Old 03-24-2009, 09:43 AM   #1
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:mad Reason # 1202 why Girls Miss their Flights <---------
texting while at the airport.
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:46 AM   #2
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# 1183:
My Grandmother died.
# 920:
I partied too much last night.
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:49 AM   #3
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#1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:52 AM   #4
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Reason #1

There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.
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#1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:05 AM   #6
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There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.
so now I'm a Cockadile?
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:11 AM   #7
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Reason #1

There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.
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come on man..have probably heard some excuses already..
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Reason #1

There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.
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# 999
my hair got stuck to the curling iron and it got burned..
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:40 AM   #12
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many times when i make entry on flight so many people at gate go to restrooms and miss this flight
Halimah get free 1st class service exchange when this flight is not full for many frequent flying mile so i have no issue with this situation
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many times when i make entry on flight so many people at gate go to restrooms and miss this flight
Halimah get free 1st class service exchange when this flight is not full for many frequent flying mile so i have no issue with this situation
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:13 PM   #14
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Reason # 20001

From dumb blonde model thread....

"Theres a potato in my ass"

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Jesus is this Payton again?
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#69 I got in a wreak putting my make up on while driving
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:23 PM   #17
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#1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.
Wow!!
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:25 PM   #18
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#99 i forgot my abreva
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#256: I got on the plane, but it went to the wrong airport: http://www.********.com/read.php?ID=29708
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Jesus is this Payton again?
no, her excuse could actually be seen on her face..
she has a face infection (is looked like a 1st degree burn)
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#256: I got on the plane, but it went to the wrong airport: http://www.********.com/read.php?ID=29708
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:54 PM   #22
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Rule #33 of Halimah- Halimah does not accept illegals or green cards near her burka.
I have real citizenships of U.S.andA. which i make test 3 times to receive before passing this.
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"the condom carrying my cocaine burst inside my vagina at the airport and I had to be rushed to the ER"

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#33 i got my period on the way to the airport and i bled all over cloths.. (gross)
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