Who here has actually ever used a fleshlite? - GoFuckYourself.com

RegUser · 03-27-2009, 03:18 PM

I know you prefer to sell it but there has to be some here who have used it...may be in case of emergency or just out of curiosity.
So, how does it feel as against the real thing?

DrChango · 03-27-2009, 03:57 PM

one of my roommates swears by his...but he got his free at an industry show last year, so I'm sure that colors his perception of the whole thing

C-Luv · 03-27-2009, 04:00 PM

They look pretty cool

cool1 · 03-27-2009, 04:13 PM

they feel almost as good.

_Richard_ · 03-27-2009, 04:14 PM

only person i'm aware of is the DWB.. he has a thread around somewhere about a used one he found

bettersex · 03-27-2009, 04:15 PM

thats why i have a wife

fuzebox · 03-27-2009, 04:16 PM

They sent me two of them after sending them a bunch of sales... I gave one to a buddy and kept the other one. Used it a bunch of times, it's ok but more hassle than a jerk is worth, and definitely doesn't feel like "the real thing".

_Richard_ · 03-27-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by C-Luv

They look pretty cool

sexy nipples!

Deej · 03-27-2009, 05:51 PM

feels like a loose 2 dollar hooker... although that can be pleasureful

Get the extra tight one... with speed bumps

hankphone · 03-27-2009, 05:54 PM

they are ok, kind of a lot of work just to sling some nut though.

Wilbo · 03-27-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Get the extra tight one... with speed bumps

Is that like a $2 hooker with vaginal warts?

OTerror · 03-27-2009, 06:05 PM

I only fuck real pussy, thanks

Deej · 03-27-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wilbo

Is that like a $2 hooker with vaginal warts?

i wouldnt know...

the hooker statement was assumed... but.. i dont even want to think about warts...

Id say its possible *shudder*

Spunky · 03-27-2009, 06:17 PM

Never had the urge to try it

Bored · 03-27-2009, 06:45 PM

We lost our power last month, and I remembered I had one of these. They provide no light at all! WTF

JD · 03-27-2009, 06:47 PM

Guilty

pretty good shit imo

raven1083 · 03-27-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bettersex

thats why i have a wife

hahhaa! good one

Rakie · 03-27-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hankphone

they are ok, kind of a lot of work just to sling some nut though.

Well Said.

It's nicer than a hand, not as nice as the real thing.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-27-2009, 07:36 PM

i made my own fleshlight out of a used flashlight, 500g of deli meat, and a good squeeze of ky. shit is incredible...

Rakie · 03-27-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i made my own fleshlight out of a used flashlight, 500g of deli meat, and a good squeeze of ky. shit is incredible...

Sounds cold as hell, put it in the microwave first.

Yngwie · 03-27-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by C-Luv

They look pretty cool

can I use you as a flesh light? ;)

alias · 03-27-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i made my own fleshlight out of a used flashlight, 500g of deli meat, and a good squeeze of ky. shit is incredible...

t3h lulz

Iron Fist · 03-27-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bored

We lost our power last month, and I remembered I had one of these. They provide no light at all! WTF

donkevlar · 03-27-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by hankphone

they are ok, kind of a lot of work just to sling some nut though.

I agree with this...

Wait, you ARE talking about women right?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-27-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakie

Sounds cold as hell, put it in the microwave first.

cooked meat doesn't have that same feel. mix in a little bengay if warmth is your thang...

Spunky · 03-27-2009, 08:36 PM

I put lipstick on my sock and call it Betty

BeaverJoe · 03-27-2009, 08:38 PM

Nope and i also hope that i would never need it aswell.

collegeboobies · 03-27-2009, 09:21 PM

women are my sextoys

tiger · 03-28-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I put lipstick on my sock and call it Betty

Davy · 03-28-2009, 02:44 AM

You need to use a lot of lube with those things. Otherwise they get sticky.

Raf1 · 03-28-2009, 03:01 AM

I've never felt the need to try one and I haven't promoted them yet, so no freebies here

Scott McD · 03-28-2009, 03:51 AM

I got caught using one a few years ago.

RegUser · 03-29-2009, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rakie

Well Said.

It's nicer than a hand, not as nice as the real thing.

Lots of hilarious replies but above is probably most true

FPW · 03-29-2009, 06:12 AM

Fleshlight rulz! :D

bobby666 · 03-29-2009, 07:51 AM

sorry i only use my wife

SexualDragon · 03-29-2009, 11:39 AM

I am too cheap to buy one

JamesK · 03-29-2009, 11:43 AM

I fucked one yesterday.

It feels pretty good but I want the bitch to be hot. Between heating it up and shoving your dick in it, it already gets cold.

Sam Granger · 03-29-2009, 11:46 AM

Juicy sent me one a while back, pretty cool untill it mysteriously disappeared...

prezzz · 03-29-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

I fucked one yesterday.

It feels pretty good but I want the bitch to be hot. Between heating it up and shoving your dick in it, it already gets cold.

Nothing that using it over a bunsen burner wouldn't fix.

Vanilla DeVille · 03-29-2009, 12:15 PM

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Iron Fist · 03-29-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

My Members swear by using my Fleshlight. They all say it's awesome to masturbate with.

I'm sure it helps that you do alot of webcamming too!

Iron Fist · 03-29-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Granger

Juicy sent me one a while back, pretty cool untill it mysteriously disappeared...

Tell your dad to give it back. No wait... hmm... nevermind - that would be gross.

skywalkeer · 03-29-2009, 01:44 PM

fleshlight rules :D

MaDalton · 03-29-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i made my own fleshlight out of a used flashlight, 500g of deli meat, and a good squeeze of ky. shit is incredible...

i heard a thermos bottle full of raw liver does the trick...

candyflip · 03-29-2009, 02:41 PM

I wish I still had my Fleshlight.

Clean up was always fun.

OG LennyT · 03-29-2009, 02:49 PM

I have fucked mine a bunch in the shower. FL stays warm and cleanup is a snap.. I use soap as lube. Loosen the cap for extra loose feeling or tighten all the way for tight pussy feel.

Great invention

Drake · 03-29-2009, 03:29 PM

I'm tempted by sheer curiousity

INever · 03-29-2009, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i made my own fleshlight out of a used flashlight, 500g of deli meat, and a good squeeze of ky. shit is incredible...

Va2k · 03-29-2009, 05:50 PM

at least they don't bitch at you!!!

jakethedog · 03-29-2009, 05:51 PM

My wife sometimes make me break out one of the ones I was comped back in the day .. turns her on and she jerks off as well while she watches me abuse myself with it .. and ya they do work and not to bad .. never as good as my sweetie .. but better than risking death with some whore ..

03-27-2009, 03:18 PM	#1
RegUser Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,472	Who here has actually ever used a fleshlite? I know you prefer to sell it but there has to be some here who have used it...may be in case of emergency or just out of curiosity. So, how does it feel as against the real thing?

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