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AdPatron · 04-07-2009, 06:33 PM

Looks cool. Who will be the first here to own one?

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/04/gm-and-segway-b.html

Ozarkz · 04-07-2009, 06:37 PM

Doesn't that kind of defeat it's purpose?

This is why GM is going bankrupt spending money on something like this.

HorseShit · 04-07-2009, 06:38 PM

i'd hit it

Si · 04-07-2009, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Doesn't that kind of defeat it's purpose?

This is why GM is going bankrupt spending money on something like this.

umm yeah! it does.

Why not just buy a moped, atv, or anything small and mobile instead of that?

Doesn't even look any good.

donkevlar · 04-07-2009, 06:41 PM

Now you don't need to be disabled to ride in a wheelchair.

Ozarkz · 04-07-2009, 06:48 PM

Could you imagine what it feels like as it's trying to balance itself?

Instant nausea machine.

donkevlar · 04-07-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Could you imagine what it feels like as it's trying to balance itself?

Instant nausea machine.

Have you ridden one or are you just pulling things out of your anus?

uno · 04-07-2009, 06:55 PM

It's supposed to help city congestion, but I don't really see that happening. A crazy cabbie vs that thing and that thing is toast in any sort of accident. I could see it being used on golf courses and in old age communities.

Spunky · 04-07-2009, 06:56 PM

Seems kinda impractical for most sidewalks

donkevlar · 04-07-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

It's supposed to help city congestion, but I don't really see that happening. A crazy cabbie vs that thing and that thing is toast in any sort of accident. I could see it being used on golf courses and in old age communities.

Cab vs bicycle, motorcycle, pedestrian = toast too, whats your point?

AdPatron · 04-07-2009, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Seems kinda impractical for most sidewalks

I see it being outlawed for sidewalks.

Ozarkz · 04-07-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

Have you ridden one or are you just pulling things out of your anus?

Wtf are you talking about?

donkevlar · 04-07-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Wtf are you talking about?

Have you (Ozarkz) ridden one (of these new Segways) or are you (Ozarkz) pulling things (random useless information) out of your (Ozark's) anus (the place you poop from)?

Ozarkz · 04-07-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

Have you (Ozarkz) ridden one (of these new Segways) or are you (Ozarkz) pulling things (random useless information) out of your (Ozark's) anus (the place you poop from)?

Why the fuck would you take my comment that seriously?

You're an idiot.

Obviously no I haven't ridden in one.

But i've ridden a Segway quite a bit and know how it feels as it slightly rocks back and forth to balance itself.

Commonsense would lead someone to believe this Segway uses the same sort of technology/technique.

born2blog · 04-07-2009, 07:36 PM

yeah I read about this earlier today here The GM and Segway PUMA Car - pretty cool stuff!!

I'd love to scoot around in one of those things, would pick up all the babes haha

donkevlar · 04-07-2009, 07:37 PM

Sir, I don't take ANYTHING seriously... calm down. Have a cookie. Enjoy life.

Juggernaut · 04-07-2009, 07:43 PM

Looks like a wheelchair for two people... with a roof!

Ozarkz · 04-07-2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

Sir, I don't take ANYTHING seriously... calm down. Have a cookie. Enjoy life.

I also said "Could you imagine..." I didn't say "It will make you nauseous."

You little faggot.

Juggernaut · 04-07-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

Now you don't need to be disabled to ride in a wheelchair.

What you said.

donkevlar · 04-07-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

I also said "Could you imagine..." I didn't say "It will make you nauseous."

You little faggot.

I really made you angry enough to call me names? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean it. If I'd known you were so depressed I wouldn't have tried to slightly joke around what you said.

Donfoolio · 04-07-2009, 08:19 PM

Anyone who has ever even touched a seggay is a flaming homo and anyone who uses one should be shot in the face and that's the truth!

burntfilm · 04-07-2009, 08:39 PM

based that solely on aesthetics, segways are lame. They're probably very useful for some people.

mynameisjim · 04-07-2009, 08:54 PM

WTF is the fascination with it balancing on two wheels. Put two little front wheels on it and it will cost 90% less. But then you would just have a regular golf cart, which is what it is.

AdPatron · 04-07-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

I really made you angry enough to call me names? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean it. If I'd known you were so depressed I wouldn't have tried to slightly joke around what you said.

Call him some names and take it to a new level -lol.

Drake · 04-07-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

WTF is the fascination with it balancing on two wheels. Put two little front wheels on it and it will cost 90% less. But then you would just have a regular golf cart, which is what it is.

True, excellent point

The Segway inventor has been trying to make his creation profitable for years and it's done nothing but lose money. Maybe because travelling on 4 wheels is cheaper and much more practical. I love the technology itself and it has great uses, but this is not one of them.

Drake · 04-07-2009, 09:01 PM

Let's hope government bailout money is never put toward manufacturing something like this, in the new green economy I keep hearing about

421Fill · 04-07-2009, 09:44 PM

so, do they make it balance on two wheels just because they can, or are there other advantages to being a 2 wheeled contraption?

fangtastic · 04-07-2009, 09:45 PM

The world has gone mad! LOL

UFGators2007 · 04-08-2009, 07:28 AM

Another sign of the coming apocalypse.

The Seduction of Art · 04-08-2009, 09:34 AM

My fear carjacking-wise is that a ganga of strong armed youths could simply grab the car, passengers and all, and run off with it.

Ozarkz · 04-08-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

I really made you angry enough to call me names? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean it. If I'd known you were so depressed I wouldn't have tried to slightly joke around what you said.

Who's angry? I'm just calling you a fag cause that's what you are.

You called me out for making a joke about it making people nauseous as if you invented the contraption and know everything about it.. You are obviously a fag...

notime · 04-08-2009, 11:00 AM

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V_RocKs · 04-08-2009, 11:09 AM

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