KB breaks his cherry and says GFY live at the World Famous IMPROV!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

J$tyle$ · 04-10-2009, 02:07 AM

Had a great time tonight!

Props, my brotha!

PersianKitty · 04-10-2009, 02:12 AM

Awww... looks like a great night. I'm sure he could pull hours of material off all the <ahem> fun stuff that happens on GFY.

Dang it.. and I have an idea for him for the other thing coming up where he was asking for ideas.

Juicy D. Links · 04-10-2009, 02:12 AM

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J$tyle$ · 04-10-2009, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Awww... looks like a great night. I'm sure he could pull hours of material off all the <ahem> fun stuff that happens on GFY.

Dang it.. and I have an idea for him for the other thing coming up where he was asking for ideas.

It was a lot of fun, PK!

They wouldn't let anyone film so I had to sneak what I could. This is only less than 3 minutes of the 7 or 8 he was on stage. He did a great job and will only get better.

With a little time honing his skills and developing more shtick I think he could definitely do comedy as a gig - he's naturally a funny guy

XPays · 04-10-2009, 02:19 AM

nice job kb!!

420 · 04-10-2009, 02:21 AM

How long until he takes over for Jimmy Fallon?

munki · 04-10-2009, 02:28 AM

Looks like a funny night... sorry I missed out.

J$tyle$ · 04-10-2009, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

How long until he takes over for Jimmy Fallon?

Man, someone needs to!!!

Pleasurepays · 04-10-2009, 05:28 AM

he looks great on stage... seems very relaxed and comfortable and kept things moving very quickly

kmanrox · 04-10-2009, 05:29 AM

hahahaaa the spiderman

Voodoo · 04-10-2009, 06:14 AM

Him & Steve LS should go on tour!

JFK · 04-10-2009, 06:37 AM

Funny Shit

04-10-2009, 06:44 AM

World tour is next!

HELMY · 04-10-2009, 06:55 AM

It's KB's calling - *congrats dude*

baddog · 04-10-2009, 07:59 AM

Looks like you did a good job KB. Congrats. Sorry I had to miss it.

LiveDose · 04-10-2009, 08:05 AM

Damn KB is pretty funny.... Nice job.

candyflip · 04-10-2009, 08:44 AM

He should stick to the Public Relations stuff.

bDok · 04-10-2009, 08:51 AM

spiderman!!!!

MattJustin · 04-10-2009, 08:54 AM

funny shit.. great seeing u both in phoenix..

Ramos · 04-10-2009, 09:04 AM

Nice work KB.

Good times in Phoenix too, always enjoy our sessions.

Sharky · 04-10-2009, 09:52 AM

Funny stuff KB!

I actually heard of the spiderman joke here on GFY years ago, I love it!

When is your next gig?

seeandsee · 04-10-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

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Anthony · 04-10-2009, 10:20 AM

That was some good shit KB! I agree with Helmy, it's your calling!

jrzeygirl · 04-10-2009, 10:26 AM

Hilarious! Thanks for the Friday giggle J$tyle$! It was great seeing both you and KB in Phoenix!

Until next time lover???

XO

mvee · 04-10-2009, 10:40 AM

Good stuff KB. I think you may have a calling for Stand Up.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-10-2009, 10:48 AM

Hahahahaha good stuff..

candyflip · 04-10-2009, 10:53 AM

Come on now. Are you guys all serious?

It did take some balls to do that, but I didn't hear a single joke.

I wouldn't have gotten up there with good material, so big props for getting up there with no material.

D-Money · 04-10-2009, 11:17 AM

Definitely a great night out last night. KB did an excellent job on stage, the crowd loved him.

KB's cherry has been popped!

Drake · 04-10-2009, 11:25 AM

lol, the spider man. I've never heard that one before.

Good stuff.

webair · 04-10-2009, 11:26 AM

Doooooooooood!!!!!!!! You are awesome!!!!

baddog · 04-10-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Come on now. Are you guys all serious?

It did take some balls to do that, but I didn't hear a single joke.

I wouldn't have gotten up there with good material, so big props for getting up there with no material.

I disagree. The Vern Troyer looking like a fetus trying to get back in and the spiderman both made me CSTM.

WebairGerard · 04-10-2009, 11:27 AM

haha funny stuff KB!! You rocked!!

04-10-2009, 12:18 PM

That looked like so much fun! Whens the next night?!?!?!

RogerV · 04-10-2009, 12:26 PM

I think KB found his calling

PornNewz · 04-10-2009, 12:28 PM

ahhh haaaaa. Nice. Good job KB

MattJustin · 04-10-2009, 12:55 PM

never tried the spiderman.. sounds kinda messy lol

Blazing · 04-10-2009, 01:51 PM

Yo KB.. major props to you.. the clip was awesome.. sorry i wasnt able to make it up...

D-Money · 04-10-2009, 02:29 PM

I wish we had the beginning of his performance. He came out with one joke after another and had the crowd going nuts.

AGS-17 · 04-10-2009, 02:30 PM

he-he, looks good

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-10-2009, 02:59 PM

Thanks for all the kudos
It was really nerve racking before I hit the stage and for a person who seldomly gets nervous- I got real nervous.

I made the nervous energy work for me up til my Kim Kardashian joke-
I wanted so bad to tell it- but blanked when I saw a huge black man in the front row wearing a black cowboy hat-

The joke was in reference to her sex tape and I was going to tell the crowd that "Kim Kardashian has seen more black dicks than the first urinal in Roscoe's chicken and Waffles...Would have killed....

Always a NEXT time- and it will be very SOON!!

sugarlips · 04-10-2009, 03:37 PM

Your a pisser!

BAKO · 04-10-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Thanks for all the kudos
It was really nerve racking before I hit the stage and for a person who seldomly gets nervous- I got real nervous.

I made the nervous energy work for me up til my Kim Kardashian joke-
I wanted so bad to tell it- but blanked when I saw a huge black man in the front row wearing a black cowboy hat-

The joke was in reference to her sex tape and I was going to tell the crowd that "Kim Kardashian has seen more black dicks than the first urinal in Roscoe's chicken and Waffles...Would have killed....

Always a NEXT time- and it will be very SOON!!

That would of been a great punch line

CE_Ardy · 04-10-2009, 05:38 PM

KB, looks like you have finally found your calling....how come I didn't know this was going down.

$pikes · 04-10-2009, 05:42 PM

KB you fucking killed it!!!!!!!!

davecummings · 04-10-2009, 06:43 PM

You're a natural!!!!!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 04-10-2009, 06:59 PM

Nice job KB.

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-10-2009, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CE_Ardy

KB, looks like you have finally found your calling....how come I didn't know this was going down.

Cause I saw u for a cunthair of a second at the show...
U don't call...u don't write....
:-))

I miss my Persian Brothas!

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-10-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Nice job KB.

Thanks Spikes-
Next time I wear a XYZ Tour Shirt!

lol

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-10-2009, 09:05 PM

PS I really want to thank the following people for coming out and supporting me.

Fiest and formost-The lovely PUMA SWEDE
http://www.pumaswede.com

She was absolutely hilarious last night!
Also I want to Thanks J Styles for videotaping and coming out to support a brother!
Speaking of brother's D$ is the best bro I could ever have- Love you man!

Ross and Adam from Sexsearch.com great seeing your faces!

My partner on http://www.2257safe.com Mike Fattarosi, and his lovely gf Miss Vanessa Blue.

XBIZ Steve Javors braved missing a Passover Seder and I thak him very much for that!!
and everyone else who I am forgetting thank YOU!

and to think 24 hours ago...I was pissing out of my ass I was so scared.
I can't wait to go out and do it again!

This time I won't " Steve" all over myself hopefully.

Love u Steve Lightspeed!

04-10-2009, 02:07 AM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	KB breaks his cherry and says GFY live at the World Famous IMPROV!!! Had a great time tonight! Props, my brotha!

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04-10-2009, 06:44 AM	#13
Vexes Guest Posts: n/a	World tour is next!

04-10-2009, 06:55 AM	#14
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04-10-2009, 09:04 AM	#20
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Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	Funny stuff KB! I actually heard of the spiderman joke here on GFY years ago, I love it! When is your next gig? __________________ Sharky

04-10-2009, 10:20 AM	#23
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	That was some good shit KB! I agree with Helmy, it's your calling! __________________

04-10-2009, 10:26 AM	#24
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04-10-2009, 10:40 AM	#25
mvee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: sf Posts: 938	Good stuff KB. I think you may have a calling for Stand Up.

04-10-2009, 10:48 AM	#26
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04-10-2009, 10:53 AM	#27
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,061	Come on now. Are you guys all serious? It did take some balls to do that, but I didn't hear a single joke. I wouldn't have gotten up there with good material, so big props for getting up there with no material. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

04-10-2009, 11:17 AM	#28
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Definitely a great night out last night. KB did an excellent job on stage, the crowd loved him. KB's cherry has been popped! __________________ Still Ballin'

04-10-2009, 11:25 AM	#29
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XBIZ_Ana Guest Posts: n/a	That looked like so much fun! Whens the next night?!?!?!

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AGS-17 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,402	he-he, looks good