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Midnight · 04-15-2009, 08:03 AM

I love seeing email like this from my blog. I get one every now and then, from surfers who sign up to the wordpress to comment on the RSS feed posts there. This happens to be addressed to one of the RSS feeds from webcams.com. I have blocked out some of the info to protect the pathetic....

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Dear xxxSexBunny,
I cannot send money because I have no concept to possess credit card.
However, I would like to join you for the purpose of marriage but if you can travel to Pakistan I will supply you my home address and cell number too on your demand.

If you are ready to join me then ok most welcome I would like to join you after donating one acre landed property on mountenous series of my hometown(Pakistan).

But I will not cheet you nor to do something else I am tall young strong man and willing to marry you.

You will have to bear all the expenditures to Pakistan aircraft ticket etc. But I will possess you like a flower at home once and for all. I would like to wait for kids after marrying you.

Hope you will not demand anything else except to enjoy pleasant life in a nice atmosphere here.
Regards,
Yours Sincerely,

Abdul K**** Q*****
Pakistan
Cell # 033********

mona · 04-15-2009, 08:05 AM

No, I found it hilarious as well!!! ;-) I love that SHE would have to buy the plane ticket...WTF!

Carmine Raguso · 04-15-2009, 08:05 AM

That poor fuck

Iron Fist · 04-15-2009, 08:08 AM

I will possess you like a flower? Sigh.

baddog · 04-15-2009, 08:09 AM

Apparently Mona finds it funny too, so you are not alone.

MoreMagic · 04-15-2009, 08:11 AM

Send him a goat, he will be very pleased anyway.

Boinkers · 04-15-2009, 09:13 AM

Send him an email back and give him the contact information of an ex-girlfriend

seeandsee · 04-15-2009, 09:15 AM

motha facka!

DrChango · 04-15-2009, 09:15 AM

that's humor=)

Midnight · 04-15-2009, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boinkers

Send him an email back and give him the contact information of an ex-girlfriend

Honestly, I don't hate anyone in the world enough to send them to any of my ex's

Midnight

Yen_HerbalRevenue · 04-15-2009, 11:15 AM

This is too funny! Would he at least pick her ass up from the airport?

Vicious_B · 04-15-2009, 11:16 AM

Quote:

I would like to wait for kids after marrying you.

What a gentleman!!

UniqueD · 04-15-2009, 11:33 AM

that is romantic, 'i will posses you like a flower at home'. beautiful poetry

_Richard_ · 04-15-2009, 11:39 AM

cold calling is always rough!

John-ACWM · 04-15-2009, 11:44 AM

VEry funny with a little taste of sad

$5 submissions · 04-15-2009, 01:23 PM

Hilarious. Comedy gold.

u-Bob · 04-15-2009, 01:41 PM

hehe

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-15-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

'i will posses you like a flower at home'

and beat you to death in the streets if you ever look at another man...

mona · 04-15-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight

Honestly, I don't hate anyone in the world enough to send them to any of my ex's

Midnight

charlie3273 · 04-15-2009, 02:03 PM

Such as romantic this guy is. Very funny thread.

BaldBishop · 04-15-2009, 02:26 PM

Intrinsic · 04-15-2009, 02:30 PM

right now xxxsexbunny is still in front of a camera and has no idea on what shes missing out on!!

MrCain · 04-15-2009, 03:01 PM

Johnny Crack · 04-15-2009, 05:14 PM

its a shot at love dude, go for it!

D Ghost · 04-15-2009, 05:41 PM

o_O lmao

04-15-2009, 08:03 AM	#1
Midnight Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: ONLINE Posts: 330	Ok, am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious? I love seeing email like this from my blog. I get one every now and then, from surfers who sign up to the wordpress to comment on the RSS feed posts there. This happens to be addressed to one of the RSS feeds from webcams.com. I have blocked out some of the info to protect the pathetic.... ------------------- Dear xxxSexBunny, I cannot send money because I have no concept to possess credit card. However, I would like to join you for the purpose of marriage but if you can travel to Pakistan I will supply you my home address and cell number too on your demand. If you are ready to join me then ok most welcome I would like to join you after donating one acre landed property on mountenous series of my hometown(Pakistan). But I will not cheet you nor to do something else I am tall young strong man and willing to marry you. You will have to bear all the expenditures to Pakistan aircraft ticket etc. But I will possess you like a flower at home once and for all. I would like to wait for kids after marrying you. Hope you will not demand anything else except to enjoy pleasant life in a nice atmosphere here. Regards, Yours Sincerely, Abdul K** Q* Pakistan Cell # 033****** __________________ Codifico, quindi sono icq 118-997-859

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Carmine Raguso So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Prescott, AZ Posts: 2,158	That poor fuck

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UniqueD Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Barcelona Posts: 1,022	that is romantic, 'i will posses you like a flower at home'. beautiful poetry

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