Kick Ass Pictures Offers Susan Boyle 1 Million Dollars To Star In Porn - GoFuckYourself.com

KA_Ben · 04-17-2009, 01:44 PM

Susan Boyle Offered $1M to Star in Porn Movie

Internet Singing Sensation to Lose Virginity on Film?

Glendale, CA ? Kick Ass Pictures, a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company, is offering internet singing sensation Susan Boyle $1 million to lose her virginity on camera. Ms. Boyle became an instant superstar this week when footage of her incredible singing on ?Britain?s Got Talent? was viewed by tens of millions of people on the internet.

Kick Ass is so confident that she will accept the offer that they have already set up the web site SusanBoyleXXX.com where people can vote on the movie?s title (e.g. Desperately Shagging Susan, Never Been Banged), theme song (e.g. Madonna?s Like a Virgin, Foreigner?s Feels Like the First Time) and co-star, among other things.

The 47-year-old Ms. Boyle claims that she?s never been kissed. ?The logical extension of that statement is that she?s still a virgin,? said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. ?We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That?s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman?s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.?

Assuming Ms. Boyle accepts the offer, the plan is to fly her out to Los Angeles ? on Virgin Airlines of course ? and introduce her to possible co-stars. ?We want real sexual chemistry,? Kulkis explained. ?Since we have no way of knowing what Susan?s ?type? is, we?ll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, ?endowments.? Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match.?

The plan also calls for Ms. Boyle to record a theme song for the movie, which would subsequently be released as a single. ?There are several different songs we are considering,? Kulkis noted. ?We?re relying on input from the SusanBoyleXXX.com web site to help us make the final decision.?

The $1 million offer from Kick Ass is good for one week. ?We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world?s attention,? said Kulkis. ?Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I?m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible!?
Kick Ass Pictures is the only adult entertainment company in the world to guarantee ?No Fake Boobs? in every movie. They can be found on the internet at KickAss.com.

brassmonkey · 04-17-2009, 01:45 PM

where the fucking pics man!!

nosey · 04-17-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

where the fucking pics man!!

nooooo!

alias · 04-17-2009, 01:47 PM

Good press release.

missipissi · 04-17-2009, 01:47 PM

I agree that Ron Jeremy is the man for the job.

HorseShit · 04-17-2009, 01:48 PM

I thought this was awesome until I saw her

HookUPcom · 04-17-2009, 01:49 PM

good pr spin.

Adam X · 04-17-2009, 01:51 PM

oh shes a brick wall... hard to look at.. and when she speaks.. ouch.. even worse...

AMAZING singing voice though.

dready · 04-17-2009, 01:52 PM

Who is going to pay money to see this?

wtfent · 04-17-2009, 01:55 PM

haha nice.

Manowar · 04-17-2009, 01:55 PM

nice marketing.

baddog · 04-17-2009, 01:56 PM

I'm sorry . . . who?

plyndrty · 04-17-2009, 01:58 PM

LOL this is what Google kicked out...

rowan · 04-17-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dready

Who is going to pay money to see this?

Doesn't matter, it's good(?) PR even though she's unlikely to accept.

SteveHardeman · 04-17-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dready

Who is going to pay money to see this?

No one, but it's an excellent marketing idea.

baddog · 04-17-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by plyndrty

LOL this is what Google kicked out...

Sorry I asked . . . . hard to believe she has never been kissed. I guess that does not include lorries.

HorseShit · 04-17-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

No one, but it's an excellent marketing idea.

Captain Obvious

Manowar · 04-17-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Sorry I asked . . . . hard to believe she has never been kissed. I guess that does not include lorries.

notime · 04-17-2009, 02:18 PM

and the second million goes to....the guy who's gotta do the job (if she says yes...)

collegeboobies · 04-17-2009, 02:36 PM

I dont think that will help sales...

JD · 04-17-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

No one, but it's an excellent marketing idea.

yeah... and one that's already been done

robfantasy · 04-17-2009, 03:13 PM

pretty lame man

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-17-2009, 03:15 PM

I'm getting so fucking sick of these porn companies using this same worn out of old pr stunt, but hey, i guess it works...

DeanCapture · 04-17-2009, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

No one, but it's an excellent marketing idea.

It's an excellent marketing idea if you are hard up for attention/press

Mr. Romance · 04-17-2009, 03:19 PM

She really can sing. Check out the youtube:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Mr. Romance

baddog · 04-17-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

She really can sing. Check out the youtube:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Mr. Romance

The advantage of radio over TV.

Qbert · 04-17-2009, 03:20 PM

Lame, really really lame.

jakethedog · 04-17-2009, 03:21 PM

I just offered her $10 .. thought it would be good for PR as well .. HAHAHA.. kidding she offered me $20 ..

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-17-2009, 03:23 PM

Just watched the video, she really did belt it out. I'm not a big fan of any of these shows, but i've caught a few of them, and I've never seen a smile on Simon's face like that ever. He was fucking stoked...

SilentSound · 04-17-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

. . . . hard to believe she has never been kissed. I guess that does not include lorries.

ROFL

Loch · 04-17-2009, 03:25 PM

How the hell can you say that its a lame attempt at marketing??????????
I cant recall any company names from any sigs in here, well not true.....1 now.

Press like this will get into mainstream really fast, then have the feminists going nuts and helping the cause etc etc

Innovative: no
Will make them good money: yeah

Loch · 04-17-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Just watched the video, she really did belt it out. I'm not a big fan of any of these shows, but i've caught a few of them, and I've never seen a smile on Simon's face like that ever. He was fucking stoked...

Still think its a poor attempt at marketing?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-17-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Still think its a poor attempt at marketing?

i didn't say it was a poor attempt at marketing, i said i am getting sick of the same rehashed shit. some random nobody bitch becomes an overnight sensation, random porn companies offers one meeeeellion dolars for a fuck scene, porn company gets attention. from my point of view it's all very old and very *yawn* now, but it still works for the masses, so whatever go for it...

LadyMischief · 04-17-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by plyndrty

LOL this is what Google kicked out...

She might not be much to look at but she has a set of pipes that rival most clasically trained singers with recording contracts and life-long careers.

Domain Diva · 04-17-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

She might not be much to look at but she has a set of pipes that rival most clasically trained singers with recording contracts and life-long careers.

I agree.

Why do I think its lame marketing ?

Simply the first thing is that shes under contract for the show and after hearing her sing they will be protecting her like a gold nugget...so it aint going to happen.(movie)

Secondly (Main Part) she is no sexy babe.... not another Marilyn Monroe , just a simply plain village girl and its not good publicity to look like vultures trying to expolit a girl who if you see her interviewed is not very world wise....maybe if she was a sex bomb with a different personality or simlar to Sarah Palin .....I would go with it ...but this stunt .....??

If anyone thinks its smart ..well so be it, but thats just my view

Ice · 04-17-2009, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief

She might not be much to look at but she has a set of pipes that rival most clasically trained singers with recording contracts and life-long careers.

I agree... with a voice like that I can see her getting a gig doing Disney type songs. She has a future with a voice like that and someone will sign her.

CrazyHunk · 04-17-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey

nooooo!

CrazyHunk · 04-17-2009, 05:27 PM

If she agrees... poor guy whoz gonna do it

MaDalton · 04-17-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plyndrty

LOL this is what Google kicked out...

i see she's already rehearsing the blowjob

04-17-2009, 05:38 PM

I bet that pussy's bomb yo

ps - is that herpes on her lip lolz

lofasz · 04-17-2009, 05:39 PM

So this woman who obviously never got a chance cause she doesn't have pop star looks or body finally gets her shot and delivers... and she has do put up with an ass wipe like you???

Get lost kick ass.

Domain Diva · 04-17-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

I agree... with a voice like that I can see her getting a gig doing Disney type songs. She has a future with a voice like that and someone will sign her.

From my understanding ,all who appear sign a contract at the start of the show giving first and full rights to Simons companies and associates..I think its BMG for his music side ,so im guessing you will find her on that label very soon

PornAddict · 04-17-2009, 06:09 PM

No fucking class.

- PornAddict

LiveDose · 04-17-2009, 06:23 PM

2 minutes I'll never get back.

cherrylula · 04-17-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'm getting so fucking sick of these porn companies using this same worn out of old pr stunt, but hey, i guess it works...

the reality is in mainstream they can make much more than a million dollars with the right gig...

cherrylula · 04-17-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

I agree... with a voice like that I can see her getting a gig doing Disney type songs. She has a future with a voice like that and someone will sign her.

Yeah, her voice is worth much more than her snatch.

the.drunk · 04-17-2009, 07:39 PM

nice stunt

ICEICEBABY · 04-17-2009, 07:55 PM

I'll fuck her for 2 million. Let me know.

Pleasurepays · 04-17-2009, 08:02 PM

what a fucking retarded, unoriginal and lame attempt at marketing! why not offer to fly her to mars or make her travel back in time to the year 600bc?

this industry is full of morons and fully deserves the complete and total lack of respect it has from the mainstream.

"kick ass pictures ..." sounds like a name a group of 12 yr olds thought up.

give me a fucking break.

PornMD · 04-17-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

How the hell can you say that its a lame attempt at marketing??????????
I cant recall any company names from any sigs in here, well not true.....1 now.

Press like this will get into mainstream really fast, then have the feminists going nuts and helping the cause etc etc

Innovative: no
Will make them good money: yeah

Do you work for them or something?

In the world of Web 2.0 where people can see through bullshit like this, then yes it is a lame attempt at marketing. Yes it may make them some money initially, but so do a lot of things and I honestly would not want to be remembered as the company that did this. Them doing this will turn off more people than it attracts. Plus especially with the domain, they're inviting a lawsuit IMO.

04-17-2009, 01:44 PM	#1
KA_Ben Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Glendale, Ca Posts: 66	Kick Ass Pictures Offers Susan Boyle 1 Million Dollars To Star In Porn Susan Boyle Offered $1M to Star in Porn Movie Internet Singing Sensation to Lose Virginity on Film? Glendale, CA ? Kick Ass Pictures, a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company, is offering internet singing sensation Susan Boyle $1 million to lose her virginity on camera. Ms. Boyle became an instant superstar this week when footage of her incredible singing on ?Britain?s Got Talent? was viewed by tens of millions of people on the internet. Kick Ass is so confident that she will accept the offer that they have already set up the web site SusanBoyleXXX.com where people can vote on the movie?s title (e.g. Desperately Shagging Susan, Never Been Banged), theme song (e.g. Madonna?s Like a Virgin, Foreigner?s Feels Like the First Time) and co-star, among other things. The 47-year-old Ms. Boyle claims that she?s never been kissed. ?The logical extension of that statement is that she?s still a virgin,? said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. ?We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That?s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman?s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.? Assuming Ms. Boyle accepts the offer, the plan is to fly her out to Los Angeles ? on Virgin Airlines of course ? and introduce her to possible co-stars. ?We want real sexual chemistry,? Kulkis explained. ?Since we have no way of knowing what Susan?s ?type? is, we?ll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, ?endowments.? Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match.? The plan also calls for Ms. Boyle to record a theme song for the movie, which would subsequently be released as a single. ?There are several different songs we are considering,? Kulkis noted. ?We?re relying on input from the SusanBoyleXXX.com web site to help us make the final decision.? The $1 million offer from Kick Ass is good for one week. ?We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world?s attention,? said Kulkis. ?Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I?m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible!? Kick Ass Pictures is the only adult entertainment company in the world to guarantee ?No Fake Boobs? in every movie. They can be found on the internet at KickAss.com. __________________ http://www.kickasspays.com [email protected] ICQ: 452637557

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Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	How the hell can you say that its a lame attempt at marketing?????????? I cant recall any company names from any sigs in here, well not true.....1 now. Press like this will get into mainstream really fast, then have the feminists going nuts and helping the cause etc etc Innovative: no Will make them good money: yeah __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

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