Craziest shit just happened!! Remember to lock your doors!!!

[GoNe]

Just tried calling a friend of mine back home in Sweden (time over there 1:am) but he wasn't in yet so just started shooting the shit with his girlfriend while I waited for my friend to come back home.

While I was on the phone with her she hears the door being opened and she yells out my friends name but doesn't get an answer so she yells it out again then goes towards the hallway. The lights in the hallway are turned off but she see's a light then all of a sudden a man she has never before seen is standing right infront of her in her hallway with a flashlight.

She screams "Who are you!!?!!" "Get out!!" while I am on the phone. She says to me in the phone there is a man in the hallway. Then the man runs out and she runs out after him! I scream to her to go back inside and lock the door!

She goes back in starts crying from the chock and I then grab my cell to call my friend and to tell him to hurry the fuck home. I also phone the police to tell them what happened and to get them to send a car over there right away.

Unbelivable. People remember to lock your doors!

[After Shock Media]

Ya, OK.
Have few issues with story too but LOL does not matter really cause in the end someone could actually be that stupid and ball less at same time to make it all true.

[Carmine Raguso]

Originally Posted by GoNe

The lights in the hallway are turned off but she see's a light...

How the fuck do you know this? Play by play? Moron. Take your bullshit elsewhere.

[DirtyDanza]

carry a gun ... I would have shot that fucker so quick... it would be a different scene ... fuck calling the police im calling a coroner

[Carmine Raguso]

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

carry a gun ... I would have shot that fucker so quick... it would be a different scene ... fuck calling the police im calling a coroner

Fucking goat

[GoNe]

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

How the fuck do you know this? Play by play? Moron. Take your bullshit elsewhere.

Obviously I had her tell me everything that happened and how the guy looked before I called the police.

Believe it or not I don't care.

[After Shock Media]

OK GoNe.
Was not even going to go into the lights being off.

1. She did not see approaching flashlight. (perhaps strange house layout).
2. She called out a males name at least twice, obviously loud enough for it to be heard to whomever entered. This would of alerted intruder that someone was home. (perhaps he did not care and she would just become a victim).
3. She can see past a flashlight into a mans face after being in the dark and not fully disorientated etc.
4. He ran away when he saw her. (perhaps he suddenly lost his desire to make her a victim).
5. She chased him outside.

But what the hell it could happen as I hear of stupid crimes all of the time.

[GoNe]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

OK GoNe.
Was not even going to go into the lights being off.

1. She did not see approaching flashlight. (perhaps strange house layout).
2. She called out a males name at least twice, obviously loud enough for it to be heard to whomever entered. This would of alerted intruder that someone was home. (perhaps he did not care and she would just become a victim).
3. She can see past a flashlight into a mans face after being in the dark and not fully disorientated etc.
4. He ran away when he saw her. (perhaps he suddenly lost his desire to make her a victim).
5. She chased him outside.

But what the hell it could happen as I hear of stupid crimes all of the time.

wtf is this? I don't care if you don't believe me or not. Just a friendly reminder to everyone "Remember to lock your doors".

Why would anyone joke about a thing like this?

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

carry a gun ... I would have shot that fucker so quick... it would be a different scene ... fuck calling the police im calling a coroner

this thread is going at least 3 pages, lol

[Ozarkz]

I like to encourage intruders...

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by GoNe

Why would anyone joke about a thing like this?

Do you actually read the stuff that is posted here on a consistent basis. From shit you should not joke about to 100% made up shit, you name it. Then of course plenty of people take other peoples stories and apply them to themselves around here all of the time too.

[Agent 488]

what is wrong with you?

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

OK GoNe.
Was not even going to go into the lights being off.

1. She did not see approaching flashlight. (perhaps strange house layout).
2. She called out a males name at least twice, obviously loud enough for it to be heard to whomever entered. This would of alerted intruder that someone was home. (perhaps he did not care and she would just become a victim).
3. She can see past a flashlight into a mans face after being in the dark and not fully disorientated etc.
4. He ran away when he saw her. (perhaps he suddenly lost his desire to make her a victim).
5. She chased him outside.

But what the hell it could happen as I hear of stupid crimes all of the time.

[wyldblyss]

Am I the only one that read FLESHlight instead of flashlight? lol

[SilentKnight]

Evidently she missed out on a chance to fulfill that fantasy rape she's always dreamed about.

[Sly]

Man you guys are harsh today.

Glad your friend is okay... that could have turned out a lot worse.

[Va2k]

Failed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[collegeboobies]

sorry, i went to the wrong house

[wdsguy]

were u trying to bang yer friends gf when he wasn't home?

[cherrylula]

that is one thing I never forget to do...

[papill0n]

freaky shit, luckily I don't have to lock anything here

[PurrrsianPussyKat]

When I was a kid.. we were all at the dinner table eating dinner and a guy tried to walk right in the house. Luckily my mom was a paranoid door locker even way back then (1970's). When she went to the door and confronted him. He tried to say he was selling something. Sorry. You don't try turning the knob and then jiggling it to try to force it open when you're selling something.

She called the cops, but by the time they got there, he was long gone.

[Jai]

if it was a nagger , ur friend wud of been raped and beat already..

lucky sweden doesnt have naggers

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by GoNe

She goes back in starts crying from the chock...

Unbelivable. People remember to chock your doors!

Ohhhh, now I get it. Good story!

[STAROTICA]

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

this thread is going at least 3 pages, lol

[CyberHustler]

Does she have nice tits?

[bobby666]

it's true: an unlocked door is open

[who]

It would truly be a 'chock'.

[rowan]

I had a guy force my front door while I was asleep in the front room. It was LOCKED but I found out later that the extra bit that allows you to slam lock it will actually let an intruder force the frame sideways and pop open the door.

Cops were very quick that day as they were nearby, another property was broken into while the kids were (alone) upstairs. Eeeek...

Needless to say I had an extra deadlock installed that night, partly for appearances but mostly for peace of mind. I also have a security camera at the front door now.

[Jakez]

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

When I was a kid.. we were all at the dinner table eating dinner and a guy tried to walk right in the house. Luckily my mom was a paranoid door locker even way back then (1970's). When she went to the door and confronted him. He tried to say he was selling something. Sorry. You don't try turning the knob and then jiggling it to try to force it open when you're selling something.

She called the cops, but by the time they got there, he was long gone.

???????? mom-fail

[EscortBiz]

girls that are insecure have a million stories on how men are stalking them and on how they needed to take out restraining orders against an ex who couldnt get over them and how this guy on the train tried to grab em and how men are trying to peek into her window etc etc

if you want to enjoy life better here is some advice, everything a female tells you assume is a lie, and that means everything (including that her ex was abusive and her dad use to beat her mom and that she refused a movie role with brad pitt because she didnt wanna end up like Britney spears and that she paid off all credit cards and just has one for emergencies and that she always uses condoms and that she finds muscular guys gross and she loves a little extra fat on a man and that big dicks are painful and that all her hot friends have mental issues)

[Blazed]

Originally Posted by budsbabes

what is wrong with you?

[jollyperv]

nevermind...

[Bjorn Andersen]

hey Gone, good she didnt get hurt at least

[maxjohan]

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

if you want to enjoy life better here is some advice, everything a female tells you assume is a lie, and that means everything (including that her ex was abusive and her dad use to beat her mom and that she refused a movie role with brad pitt because she didnt wanna end up like Britney spears and that she paid off all credit cards and just has one for emergencies and that she always uses condoms and that she finds muscular guys gross and she loves a little extra fat on a man and that big dicks are painful and that all her hot friends have mental issues)

Maybe you are around this "type of woman" but don't generalize and say that all women are like this. And make stuff up. Maybe porn chicks you hang around with but lots of women have stamina too and can hold themself up well. Men too make up Bs stories around other things, how this chick is checking them out and how big their cock is, and how much a badd ass they are etc.

It all boils down to picking your women as well as male friends wiser. Unless you like to play along and hear this bs in exchange for sex or something. What I meant to say is, leave these woman types out of your life, they are about social gospel and are eager to get attention. Some have been gold digging with their pussies since their teens. I don't let one of this inside my apartment. I rather use a fleshlight.

[ContentPimp]

Watchutalkingaboutwillis, we never lock our doors :lol:

[Chit Chat]

Freaky shit that was!

[Manowar]

sounds insane

[EscortBiz]

Originally Posted by maxjohan

Maybe you are around this "type of woman" but don't generalize and say that all women are like this. And make stuff up. Maybe porn chicks you hang around with but lots of women have stamina too and can hold themself up well. Men too make up Bs stories around other things, how this chick is checking them out and how big their cock is, and how much a badd ass they are etc.

It all boils down to picking your women as well as male friends wiser. Unless you like to play along and hear this bs in exchange for sex or something. What I meant to say is, leave these woman types out of your life, they are about social gospel and are eager to get attention. Some have been gold digging with their pussies since their teens. I don't let one of this inside my apartment. I rather use a fleshlight.

This is not about if men make up shit too or not, this is about the men who fall into the trap of believing the girls bullshit and getting involved and making a ruckus on things that are most likely not true.

Prisons and morgues are full of men who wanted to be the knight in shining armor for some girl after she told them a heart wrenching story about some guy or whatever.

Its either you live in a area where women behave like they should or you are simply blind for now, I do understand most men cant envision that a 5ft 100lb girl can also lie.

Yeah im sure there are tons of great girls out there etc etc but this is about always thinking before taking any actions based on "what a girl told you" even if she said it with tears in her eyes.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

carry a gun ... I would have shot that fucker so quick... it would be a different scene ... fuck calling the police im calling a coroner

You really can't wait to finally shoot someone can you? You take your gun everywhere and you so hope there will be a reason to use it...

You fucking imbecile inbreed junkie piece of shit.

[Dirty F]

DirtyDanza do you realize that you're fucked up way of life is caused by a few things. First of all inbreeding which caused you to be stupid as fuck...like real fucking dumb. The fact that your mom got you when she was 15 doesn't exactly make things better. A kid raising a kid...
You doing smack when you were 14 when your brain and body is developing...it's safe to say your brain stopped growing at that age. That in combination with your narcissistic disorder and bunch of other mental illnesses and we have Dirty Danza. A gun freak and women hater with the iq of a 14 year old who thinks he knows everything and is better than everyone else. Sad.

[Dirty F]

And let's not forget your delusions, non stop bullshit and lies.

[beerptrol]

I had the same thing happen while talking to this phone sex chick, except the intruder was a naked woman with big boobs and had a case of cold beer
Bow Chika Bow Wow

[xentech]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

OK GoNe.
Was not even going to go into the lights being off.

1. She did not see approaching flashlight. (perhaps strange house layout).
2. She called out a males name at least twice, obviously loud enough for it to be heard to whomever entered. This would of alerted intruder that someone was home. (perhaps he did not care and she would just become a victim).
3. She can see past a flashlight into a mans face after being in the dark and not fully disorientated etc.
4. He ran away when he saw her. (perhaps he suddenly lost his desire to make her a victim).
5. She chased him outside.

But what the hell it could happen as I hear of stupid crimes all of the time.

Seems logical to me that he would run when he realized she was on the phone telling someone he was there...?

[Jack Sparrow]

I think its called a burglar.
And i always lock my door, doesnt everybody!?

[SmokeyTheBear]

Originally Posted by maxjohan

Maybe you are around this "type of woman" but don't generalize and say that all women are like this.

every woman but mother teresa, and i have my doubts about her too.

[cykoe6]

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

if you want to enjoy life better here is some advice, everything a female tells you assume is a lie, and that means everything (including that her ex was abusive and her dad use to beat her mom and that she refused a movie role with brad pitt because she didnt wanna end up like Britney spears and that she paid off all credit cards and just has one for emergencies and that she always uses condoms and that she finds muscular guys gross and she loves a little extra fat on a man and that big dicks are painful and that all her hot friends have mental issues)

Quoted for truth.

[CDSmith]

The guy just up and ran away at the sight of her? Hmm...Maybe your friend's girlfriend looks horrific in a dark hallway when a flashlight is shined in her face? You know, like when you're camping and telling a ghost story?

Or maybe she's just plain fugly? You didn't really say. :D

[alias]

Originally Posted by xentech

Seems logical to me that he would run when he realized she was on the phone telling someone he was there...?

It does indeed.

[Tom_PM]

I'm not sure why people think it's made up or something. It sounds perfectly plausible.

I dont think an intruder is going to continue with whatever they had planned when they realise this person calling out someones name is actually on the telephone and not "alone" at all.