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Old 04-30-2009, 03:35 PM   #1
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I just fucked a chick and she told me "i was the best sex she ever had"

Has this ever happened to you?
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:37 PM   #2
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she was probably a virgin
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:38 PM   #3
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:39 PM   #4
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she was probably a virgin
obvious jokes rule! when someone says a joke everyone else already thought of it is twice as funny!

when is the last time you had sex with a good looking woman?
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:40 PM   #5
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women lie
i can read minds so i am not to worried.

i actually have psychic abilities.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:41 PM   #6
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That'd require me to remove the gag.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #7
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Has this ever happened to you?
Tons of times. Doesn't it happen to you tons of times?

If so, dude why the thread? :D
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #8
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Yea, she told me the same things 2 hrs before...
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #9
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obvious jokes rule! when someone says a joke everyone else already thought of it is twice as funny!

when is the last time you had sex with a good looking woman?
Well considering your mother is not very good looking I guess it's been awhile.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:44 PM   #10
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I just fucked a chick and she told me "i was the best sex she ever had" and then i woke up.






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Old 04-30-2009, 03:50 PM   #11
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Tons of times. Doesn't it happen to you tons of times?

If so, dude why the thread? :D
i just like to talk outloud about how amazing i am, i am much more interesting then people, i am like a celeb people would rather tune into my life then live their own boring one.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:51 PM   #12
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Yea, she told me the same things 2 hrs before...
dont feel bad dude i always one up ALL the last guys.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:04 PM   #13
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Maybe if the girl feels too sorry for me or something, you know...
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:07 PM   #14
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I just fucked Metaman and he said I was the best sex he ever had.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:18 PM   #15
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That'd require me to remove the gag.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:53 PM   #16
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Yea, she told me the same things 2 hrs before...
DOH...you meant after right?
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:15 PM   #17
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She was merely stating her preference for men.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:45 PM   #18
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Was that before or after you paid her?
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:52 PM   #19
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Did cl come through with a hot chick?

I got one the other night... girl was smoking and said whatever I wanted her too
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:06 PM   #20
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2 cents tells me you aint getting it in the ass enough, that's why you constantly brag about your women
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:12 PM   #21
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Normally when a chick says " you were the best..blah" they are trying to tell you in a nice round about way that it was crap
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:14 PM   #22
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Normally when a chick says " you were the best..blah" they are trying to tell you in a nice round about way that it was crap
so basically what you are saying is girls tell you your sex is crap then you try to give yourself some reverse psychology and try to convince yourself they meant good?
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:14 PM   #23
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Was that before or after you paid her?
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:19 PM   #24
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Normally when a chick says " you were the best..blah" they are trying to tell you in a nice round about way that it was crap
Plenty chicks dont have a clue...they say what they think you want to hear, then ride your cock for a piece of bread,,, jesus. Next time Meta just fucking a reindeer will do it.

I'm out...you are BORING....same shit 50/50
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:19 PM   #25
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so basically what you are saying is girls tell you your sex is crap then you try to give yourself some reverse psychology and try to convince yourself they meant good?
well everytime I fuck my misses she tells me "that was the best ever" I know she is lying because I have been fucking her for the last 25 years and its just the same old boring routine....
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:25 PM   #26
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I need to post in a MetaMan thread.
How can one NOT post in a MetaMan thread?

1. It's MetaMan
2. Dude's got a princess in his avatar
3. It's MetaMan: "an underlying definition or description" of "an adult person who is male".
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:26 PM   #27
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I need to post in a MetaMan thread.
How can one NOT post in a MetaMan thread?

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3. It's MetaMan: "an underlying definition or description" of "an adult person who is male".


thanks i guess! lolz
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:29 PM   #28
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:33 PM   #29
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did u slide her a 50
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:33 PM   #30
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:39 PM   #31
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:32 PM   #32
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Fuk i am at a crossroads people chick wants me to come to her house party but i HATE house parties fuck, i may play it cool for a few hours then head there later.
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its a good thing you went to gfy to let us all know.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:34 PM   #34
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i know fuck decisions decisions.

true player doesnt go then it shows the chick that you want to be alone with them.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:37 PM   #35
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this is what i want to say, but I dont think it is appropriate and people may judge me...
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