Be Very careful when using Microwaves...My story inside... - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 04-04-2010, 08:23 AM

On thursday around evening time I had some hard boiled eggs that needed reheating...

I take shell off and put them in the microwave...

1 min later my beauties are ready and ready to eat...

Like a idiot i DID NOT cut the eggs first then eat them..

I take one bite and the egg literally exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

It burned like hell , i put ice on it and so on.. Waited to see if it would "poof" up but didnt..

Been putting Neosporin and Aloe on it to heal..

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

Lesson here is be careful of microwaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woj · 04-04-2010, 08:31 AM

sounds like fun

Jman · 04-04-2010, 08:32 AM

Post pics

stickyfingerz · 04-04-2010, 08:37 AM

Do it with a jawbreaker. They are so tasty hot and fresh out of the microwave lol

Juicy D. Links · 04-04-2010, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Post pics

u-Bob · 04-04-2010, 08:53 AM

ok, thnx for the heads up

DamnGoodRatio · 04-04-2010, 09:06 AM

As long as you didn't get permanently hurt then it is Funny as Hell !!!

~Evilin~ · 04-04-2010, 09:10 AM

=)) be careful in the next time)

martinsc · 04-04-2010, 09:11 AM

baddog · 04-04-2010, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

They look good on you. I have to admit, it never dawned on me to reheat a hard boiled egg.

Stallion · 04-04-2010, 09:15 AM

ouch that had to hurt...

seeandsee · 04-04-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

On thursday around evening time I had some hard boiled eggs that needed reheating...

I take shell off and put them in the microwave...

1 min later my beauties are ready and ready to eat...

Like a idiot i DID NOT cut the eggs first then eat them..

I take one bite and the egg literally exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

It burned like hell , i put ice on it and so on.. Waited to see if it would "poof" up but didnt..

Been putting Neosporin and Aloe on it to heal..

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

Lesson here is be careful of microwaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a laid

MaDalton · 04-04-2010, 02:36 PM

i once had that - but with mustard sauce on the eggs. so the whole table including myself was splatterd in yellow sauce

alias · 04-04-2010, 02:48 PM

I guess that is why they have the saying: egg on your face.

uno · 04-04-2010, 03:24 PM

I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.

beerptrol · 04-04-2010, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.

me too lol

VeriSexy · 04-04-2010, 03:56 PM

Ouch.. mouth soars suck

lazycash · 04-04-2010, 04:04 PM

Looks like you won't be giving out any oral at the Phoenix forum.

Farang · 04-04-2010, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

munki · 04-04-2010, 11:31 PM

I can't wait to see what fatfoo does with this one.

papill0n · 04-04-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

get a laid

what in the fuck does that mean????

Owner · 04-05-2010, 12:41 AM

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-05-2010, 01:13 AM

i have a quarter sized scar on my right foot from a pizzapop gone bad accident... microwaves are teh dangers...

martinsc · 04-05-2010, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner

damn......

baddog · 04-05-2010, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.

Ditto.

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

I can't wait to see what fatfoo does with this one.

hypedough · 04-05-2010, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I'd hit it

rowan · 04-05-2010, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

1 min later my beauties are ready

exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

i put ice on it and so on.. poof

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

Fixed.

lagcam · 04-05-2010, 03:29 AM

Some people would like to see me in a microwave. I don't agree.

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Chosen · 04-05-2010, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Some people would like to see me in a microwave. I don't agree.

/fatfoo

Holly · 04-05-2010, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

They look good on you. I have to admit, it never dawned on me to reheat a hard boiled egg.

After line two, I couldn't even pay attention to the rest of the story.

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