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V_RocKs · 05-07-2009, 06:05 AM

Will come to a blog and read a post that is OBVIOUSLY a review and propose everything from trading pics to marriage with the model in the picture. In the beginning I figured it was just some sort of joke... But three years later it is still happening. Probably 90% of the comments on my blogs are:

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Ariel, you are so fucking hot! You need to leave porn and come stay with me. I would treat you so right and you wouldn't have to work a day in your life. Shit, we could even just "try it out" and not have sex or anything like that for a year. If you find you love me, we can get married and live a happy life together!
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Of the remaining 10% of the posts about 8% of them are by someone flaming the other 90%.

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R U Ppl Fkn rEtrds? Ariel dsnt cum here u fkn mrons! Ths is a rEvew U dipshits! Catch A FUCKING CLUE!
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I guess suckers really are born every minute. I mean... come on... they still BUY porn!

Klen · 05-07-2009, 06:10 AM

Yes its a kind a funny how they think how models doing blogs.

seeandsee · 05-07-2009, 06:10 AM

Catch A FUCKING Flu :D

LiveDose · 05-07-2009, 06:11 AM

This world is filled with weirdos.

marko13 · 05-07-2009, 06:12 AM

and what if surfer knows that someone is making money from the review pages.... they will jump into this biz for sure..... hahahha
maybe but i guess that they will continue search for hot model to marry her...

Zorgman · 05-07-2009, 06:13 AM

Those "suckers" are your loyal customers, sir.

StaceyJo · 05-07-2009, 06:38 AM

He should admit that he can't resist porn.

V_RocKs · 05-07-2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman

Those "suckers" are your loyal customers, sir.

Yeah... I tell my business partners that all the time.

HorseShit · 05-07-2009, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Yeah... I tell my business partners that all the time.

i sell fake marriage

pornguy · 05-07-2009, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

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R U Ppl Fkn rEtrds? Ariel dsnt cum here u fkn mrons! Ths is a rEvew U dipshits! Catch A FUCKING CLUE!
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I guess suckers really are born every minute. I mean... come on... they still BUY porn!

That shit would take me at least an hour to type.

mikeyddddd · 05-07-2009, 08:11 AM

Snake Doctor · 05-07-2009, 08:18 AM

No the best ones are where they leave their actual phone number for the model to call and shit like that.

Quote:

u r unbelievable call me 8433453715

Quote:

I want to have sex with you. You?re the most gorgeous woman i have ever seen.

P.S,
Heres my email [email protected]
get back to me..

This guy is just strange

Quote:

I just want to say that I completely adore Miss Trixie. She is perfect!!! How can I send Trixie a ?Thank you? for being so delicious and beautiful? If she ever reads this I hope she contacts me either through email : [email protected] or she can use the same email to find me on myspace. Since the first time I saw her I felt addicted to her eyes and deliciosly perfect body. I?m looking for just the right picture of her so that I can get it tattooed. So I hope one day to hear from Miss Trixie.

Sincerely,

Mr. Feo

Urgent?

Quote:

Does anyone know whow to get in contact with lovely brunette Olivia? URGENT, please reply to [email protected]

Yeah, ppl are weird.

Robocrop · 05-07-2009, 08:20 AM

Thanks for outing my post V_Rocks

Iron Fist · 05-07-2009, 08:28 AM

Just Russian spammers... amazingly, their english has improved somewhat.

V_RocKs · 05-07-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robocrop

Thanks for outing my post V_Rocks

Look at it this way... Ariel does come to this board so you might get noticed!

Barefootsies · 05-07-2009, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman

Those "suckers" are your loyal customers, sir.

TheSenator · 05-07-2009, 03:51 PM

That is funny...I had some obvious foreigner leave a comment with his cell number.

SBJ · 05-07-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Look at it this way... Ariel does come to this board so you might get noticed!

oh Ariel you need to leave this world of porn and run away with me! We'd have such a great life together, I just know it!

Si · 05-07-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

i sell fake marriage

can you send me details?

CyberHustler · 05-07-2009, 04:48 PM

bDok · 05-07-2009, 04:51 PM

that shit always makes me laugh. I even laugh when I get sent pictures of couples.

The guy will be like I want to see your massive dig fuck my wife. Attached is a picture of us. Or just girls emailing their picture of themselves naked and how they want to fuck.

Loryn · 05-07-2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

That shit would take me at least an hour to type.

That is what I was thinking too!!!

I can't stand when people type in this Internet slang shit. I type complete sentences. Sometimes I think people type that way, because they do not know how to spell or how to use words in the correct way!!!

SBJ · 05-07-2009, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

That is what I was thinking too!!!

I can't stand when people type in this Internet slang shit. I type complete sentences. Sometimes I think people type that way, because they do not know how to spell or how to use words in the correct way!!!

I LOLd

4 real

rowan · 05-07-2009, 07:59 PM

It's taken me a while to realise that the internet, or at least the "free pr0n" surfing crowd, is comprised mostly of idiots. Drop down to their intelligence level and you'll make BANK!

rowan · 05-07-2009, 08:00 PM

I have one site where you enter keywords to find results. It's a simple site with simple functionality, you can't do anything else: you must enter at least one keyword in order to see results.

...more than 50% of the visitors submit a blank form...

uno · 05-07-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Look at it this way... Ariel does come to this board so you might get noticed!

I get shitloads of weird comments especially for Ariel.

Houdini · 05-07-2009, 08:07 PM

I've got a pornstar blog where I get comments like this all the time. Emails, phone numbers, I've even got a few who post their address lol. I do them a favor though and edit that stuff out.

You could pick up some sales emailing them back

dav3 · 05-07-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

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R U Ppl Fkn rEtrds? Ariel dsnt cum here u fkn mrons! Ths is a rEvew U dipshits! Catch A FUCKING CLUE!
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LOL that was you replying, wasn't it?

Jack Sparrow · 05-07-2009, 08:12 PM

And those are the people we make money with.
The kind that signsup, and really think that modelpic is going to chat with them and get over the next day for a nice cozy dinner.

Send them over my way and lets monitize

TeenSluts · 05-07-2009, 08:18 PM

haha ya, i always get posts like "ur so hot my number is 555 293 3493"..... funny stuff.

Marquis85 · 05-07-2009, 08:48 PM

yeahh send some of those morons over my way, i need to make some bank with my blogs ;o)

frankie_gunn · 05-07-2009, 09:06 PM

Reading these above, I imagine that working for the CIA must be real fun.

_Richard_ · 05-08-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

No the best ones are where they leave their actual phone number for the model to call and shit like that.

This guy is just strange

Urgent?

Yeah, ppl are weird.

haha wow.. 'jane dowe', not being subtle at all

V_RocKs · 05-12-2009, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I get shitloads of weird comments especially for Ariel.

You have seen my blog post on Andi Pink...

This line sums it up over and over:

"I licked my sisters pussy last night while she was sleeping and it looked a lot like your pussy Andi. I love you and want to marry you. Email me! Then I can leave my sister alone. Or not!"

Vicious_B · 05-12-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I have one site where you enter keywords to find results. It's a simple site with simple functionality, you can't do anything else: you must enter at least one keyword in order to see results.

...more than 50% of the visitors submit a blank form...

Hawkeye · 05-12-2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

I just want to say that I completely adore Miss Trixie. She is perfect!!! How can I send Trixie a ?Thank you? for being so delicious and beautiful? If she ever reads this I hope she contacts me either through email : [email protected] or she can use the same email to find me on myspace. Since the first time I saw her I felt addicted to her eyes and deliciosly perfect body. I?m looking for just the right picture of her so that I can get it tattooed. So I hope one day to hear from Miss Trixie.

Sincerely,

Mr. Feo

Here's his myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/feostat2zngrillz

BVF · 05-12-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Here's his myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/feostat2zngrillz

Well at least he knows himself by calling himself Mr. FEO (ugly)

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I have one site where you enter keywords to find results. It's a simple site with simple functionality, you can't do anything else: you must enter at least one keyword in order to see results. ...more than 50% of the visitors submit a blank form...

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Houdini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,651	I've got a pornstar blog where I get comments like this all the time. Emails, phone numbers, I've even got a few who post their address lol. I do them a favor though and edit that stuff out. You could pick up some sales emailing them back

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