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StuartD · 05-13-2009, 06:14 PM

I've come to the conclusion that children are evil, and I have Hollywood to blame for this. Oh, I'm not talking about the regular kind of kid evil that they do... I'm talking.... death and destruction evil.

Here's what I've learned:

Children with white hair are the worst, especially if they gather in corn fields.
A child in a school hallway with at least one flickering neon light... certain death.
Little girls in pink frilly dresses that sing to themselves... scary as hell.
Any group of children that sings in a foggy playground... they're up to something.
Girls with black hair that comes down over their faces... gonna kill me, especially if they can crawl through televisions.
That brings me to Asian kids. If you see one, you're a goner.

Don't even get me started on the ones that spin their heads around or walk upside down on their hands and feet down the stairs....

WarChild · 05-13-2009, 06:24 PM

A wise man once said "I Believe children are the future ... unless we stop them now.".

brassmonkey · 05-13-2009, 06:29 PM

hahaha my seeds are bad

SmokeyTheBear · 05-13-2009, 06:35 PM

thats strange , all this time my kids have had me convinced hollywood is evil.

papill0n · 05-13-2009, 06:39 PM

burn hollywood burn

SilentKnight · 05-13-2009, 06:51 PM

Fear not the Hollywood children - Pennywise will drag them all into the sewer eventually.

John-ACWM · 05-14-2009, 10:00 AM

Damn,I guess you are right.Run!!!

Vicious_B · 05-14-2009, 10:21 AM

seeandsee · 05-14-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

A wise man once said "I Believe children are the future ... unless we stop them now.".

Choopa Phil · 05-14-2009, 11:00 AM

i didnt kno ya needed hollywood for that, a screaming child did it for me =P

mineistaken · 05-14-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

I've come to the conclusion that children are evil, and I have Hollywood to blame for this. Oh, I'm not talking about the regular kind of kid evil that they do... I'm talking.... death and destruction evil.

Here's what I've learned:

Children with white hair are the worst, especially if they gather in corn fields.
A child in a school hallway with at least one flickering neon light... certain death.
Little girls in pink frilly dresses that sing to themselves... scary as hell.
Any group of children that sings in a foggy playground... they're up to something.
Girls with black hair that comes down over their faces... gonna kill me, especially if they can crawl through televisions.
That brings me to Asian kids. If you see one, you're a goner.

Don't even get me started on the ones that spin their heads around or walk upside down on their hands and feet down the stairs....

and how many parts where kids play the good roles? 10 times more? 50 times more?
LOL

StuartD · 05-14-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

and how many parts where kids play the good roles? 10 times more? 50 times more?
LOL

Thank you captain obvious.

Why play along and have fun when you can be unique and be a buzz kill?

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