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DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:11 PM

Countdown is on until I drop hard for 8 hours. Ask me anything you want, anything, and I'll answer it honestly. Fuck it.

hypedough · 05-16-2009, 06:13 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It would depend on what part of the world the wood chuck was from. Some are known to have a harder beak than others. For example, the North American wood chuck can't chuck as much as say the Norwegian wood chuck.

I need more details.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:16 PM

Fuck I'm going fast.

CaptainHowdy · 05-16-2009, 06:16 PM

I need $ 50 on epass... will you do it?

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I need $ 50 on epass... will you do it?

If I used epass personally, sure. But I don't.

I hate epass to be honest with you. I mean really, what a pain in the ass they are. We have a business account and I wish we didn't have to.

I think Micheal is the glue holding them together.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:21 PM

Maybe 1 or 2 more... make them count, I'm fighting it.

brand0n · 05-16-2009, 06:21 PM

how many fingers am i holding up?

Robbie · 05-16-2009, 06:22 PM

Are you gonna come to webmaster access in L.A.? And/or will you be coming to XBiz in Vegas?

CaptainHowdy · 05-16-2009, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

If I used epass personally, sure. But I don't.

I hate epass to be honest with you. I mean really, what a pain in the ass they are. We have a business account and I wish we didn't have to.

I think Micheal is the glue holding them together.

I love you... goodnight.

$5 submissions · 05-16-2009, 06:23 PM

Is it true that unlike other sleeping aids, Ambien doesn't make you groggy in the morning?

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

how many fingers am i holding up?

3

After Shock Media · 05-16-2009, 06:23 PM

Last years gross and profit for your adult business please in numbers.

After Shock Media · 05-16-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Is it true that unlike other sleeping aids, Ambien doesn't make you groggy in the morning?

Uh not always.
I use it often. I also will mix it with others on occassion to.

mikeyddddd · 05-16-2009, 06:24 PM

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Are you gonna come to webmaster access in L.A.? And/or will you be coming to XBiz in Vegas?

Sorry brotha, I'm on Asia lock down for the next year I think. If anything changes, I'll let you know.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Is it true that unlike other sleeping aids, Ambien doesn't make you groggy in the morning?

It's true! I wake up feeling like a million bucks. No groggy.

In the PI I'm sure there is a generic version of it. Just look for the generic name and someone will have it. In Thailand it's called Stilnox.

pigman · 05-16-2009, 06:25 PM

How do you get away with making porn in Thailand?

420 · 05-16-2009, 06:31 PM

Have you heard a song by Eminem called "hello"?

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigman

How do you get away with making porn in Thailand?

I spent 10 years learning their system and then figured out how to work within that system.

Owner · 05-16-2009, 06:32 PM

I want those pics from the shoot where that tranny shit all over the couch

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

Have you heard a song by Eminem called "hello"?

Nope. But I like some of his stuff when he's not being silly.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

I'm gooood fellow ball sniffer. I'm just sitting around sniffin balls. And you?

mikeyddddd · 05-16-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I'm gooood fellow ball sniffer. I'm just sitting around sniffin balls. And you?

420 · 05-16-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Nope. But I like some of his stuff when he's not being silly.

Its from the new album. I think this could be the best verse ever.

Quote:

I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house.
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Just the necklace I lost, right next to stephanie's blouse.
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out.
Nope, guess I'll reroute.
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch.
oh, jackpot, yeah!
Open Sesame mouth.
Down the hatchet, the feeling you can't match it...

pigman · 05-16-2009, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I spent 10 years learning their system and then figured out how to work within that system.

Is it legal?

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Last years gross and profit for your adult business please in numbers.

Technically speaking, I don't own anything and only make a modest salary. So I don't know what those numbers would be, but I heard they were very good.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigman

Is it legal?

Depends on who's doing it.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner

I want those pics from the shoot where that tranny shit all over the couch

Dude I love the blodder avatar. Bad ass. We made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle blodder in high school.

Why do you want those pics? Give me a real reason and I just may give them to you.

DWB · 05-16-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

Its from the new album. I think this could be the best verse ever.

bausch · 05-16-2009, 06:45 PM

Are whores better in bed than civilians and if so how?

Have u ever been fucked in the ass by a tranny? If so did his cock reach your prostrate and did you milk? Are you able to milk yourself to orgasm?

Ever gave a tranny a piss enema where you piss in their asshole?

Ever tried fisting? If so how was it?

Will u lick the asshole of a tranny hooker?

Inquiring minds want to know...

After Shock Media · 05-16-2009, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Technically speaking, I don't own anything and only make a modest salary. So I don't know what those numbers would be, but I heard they were very good.

Then technically we do the same.

Owner · 05-16-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Why do you want those pics? Give me a real reason and I just may give them to you.

lol you teased them, then said we couldnt handle them..saying it was too gross

You have a crazy life someone should at least do an hour and a half documentary on HBO on

treapnotic · 05-16-2009, 06:55 PM

Wow just wow

pigman · 05-16-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Depends on who's doing it.

Guru please teach me.

DWB · 05-17-2009, 07:28 AM

I'm wide awake now from a wonderful sleep, but I'll finish these off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Are whores better in bed than civilians and if so how?

It depends on what I want at the moment. Sometimes a filthy whore is exactly what I'm looking for and sometimes I would rather just cuddle with my gf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Have u ever been fucked in the ass by a tranny? If so did his cock reach your prostrate and did you milk? Are you able to milk yourself to orgasm?

No.

No.

I had a gf once that could stick her finger up my ass and without touching my cock, could make me cum. It was amazing. I should have married that cunt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Ever gave a tranny a piss enema where you piss in their asshole?

Actually, yes I have.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Ever tried fisting? If so how was it?

I have never been fisted as I like nothing more than 1 finger up my butt. But I have fisted a few girls. It is what it is. I didn't get sexual satisfaction from it, I just want to see if I could do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Will u lick the asshole of a tranny hooker?

Have I, no. Would I... is yet to be determined.

DWB · 05-17-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Owner

lol you teased them, then said we couldnt handle them..saying it was too gross

Anything that has to do with poo is just nasty.

DWB · 05-17-2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by pigman

please teach me.

If I taught you, we would both get caught.

Honestly, it's no mystery how to shoot there. Just don't take unneeded risks, don't piss anyone off and make sure your models leave happy. If you do one of those three, sooner or later your d-day will come but it will usually just be a pay off. The guys who have done all three usually make the news and can no longer live, work or play here without everyone knowing who they are, bringing yet more heat on them.

bausch · 05-17-2009, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I'm wide awake now from a wonderful sleep, but I'll finish these off.

It depends on what I want at the moment. Sometimes a filthy whore is exactly what I'm looking for and sometimes I would rather just cuddle with my gf.

Thanks for answering

i meant technically, arent whores better in bed when it comes to technique and skills? I am thinking they would because they have more experienced and they are professional. they do it for a living so they should be better at it than the average person. Maybe a normal person would not have the sexual skills of a whore.

slapass · 05-17-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Thanks for answering

i meant technically, arent whores better in bed when it comes to technique and skills? I am thinking they would because they have more experienced and they are professional. they do it for a living so they should be better at it than the average person. Maybe a normal person would not have the sexual skills of a whore.

I think that real desire is hard to fake so the answer is .. it depends.

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