Woman dies after using jackhammer as a dildo - GoFuckYourself.com

bad2rich · 05-15-2009, 07:23 PM

Lets give this woman a Darwin award folks........

http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/0...mmer-as-dildo/

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ARNDALE, OK ? Sheriff?s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play?Shirley Dent?s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident ?after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,? Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff?s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway ?struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.? The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent?s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, ?She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.?

After Shock Media · 05-15-2009, 07:39 PM

Something is very wrong with this story and well fishy.
I think homicide.

StuartD · 05-15-2009, 07:43 PM

a jackhammer? How long are this girl's arms??

Vitasoy · 05-15-2009, 07:44 PM

Has to be otherwise.. that is beyond fucked up

bad2rich · 05-15-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Something is very wrong with this story and well fishy.
I think homicide.

To be honest, I don't know if its a bullshit story or not, either way its disturbing

After Shock Media · 05-15-2009, 07:49 PM

To better translate article.

Some people witnessed a woman who sells sex toys and is a sex fiend, whos husband left her by the way trying to masturbate with a jackhammer in the driveway. The neighbors who were all up in her business personally witnessed this, turned away in disgust to do some wholesome activities and then called the 911 when they eventually heard moans of discomfort over the sound of a jackhammer.

LiveDose · 05-15-2009, 08:23 PM

Wow, that may be even more retarded sounding than the JFK magic bullet theory.

Definitely something shady...

AaliyahLove · 05-15-2009, 08:40 PM

My last shoot with ALS they were running out of ways to torture me so they put a dildo on the end of a jackhammer and had me and another girl fuck each other with it..and I have lived to tell the tale LOL!

(I'd post pics but they're not mine to post sorry guys!)

2012 · 05-15-2009, 08:48 PM

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Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

She died doing something she loved ... lets have a moment of silence.

SomeCreep · 05-15-2009, 08:55 PM

Jackhammers make very good dildos. They even sell them at Walmart. Hers must have been defective.

BVF · 05-15-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

My last shoot with ALS they were running out of ways to torture me so they put a dildo on the end of a jackhammer and had me and another girl fuck each other with it..and I have lived to tell the tale LOL!

(I'd post pics but they're not mine to post sorry guys!)

hypedough · 05-15-2009, 09:05 PM

And now she's dead deservedly so.

420 · 05-15-2009, 09:30 PM

Was she destroying her driveway or...?

John-ACWM · 05-16-2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

GatorB · 05-16-2009, 03:13 AM

I call BS. Come up with a more legit source

seeandsee · 05-16-2009, 03:24 AM

jesus christ

BusterBunny · 05-16-2009, 03:40 AM

id still hit it

bausch · 05-16-2009, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I call BS. Come up with a more legit source

its most likely fake.. nothing in google news about it

http://news.google.com/news?q=arndal...N&hl=en&tab=wn

http://news.google.com/news?um=1&ned...ackhammer+dent

(dent was the name of the supposed woman)

if it were real at least there would be SOME entries in google news for it...

The ONLY sources for this story are blogs and forums
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...&btnG=Sea rch

No reliable sources/news outlets/news paper articles to substantiate the truth

u-Bob · 05-16-2009, 04:16 AM

when you think you've seen it all...

Blingbaby · 05-16-2009, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bad2rich

To be honest, I don't know if its a bullshit story or not, either way its disturbing

are you lil2rich4u's cousin or something?

ExLust · 05-16-2009, 04:58 AM

That's fucked up.

05-15-2009, 07:39 PM	#2
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