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WWC · 05-20-2009, 11:43 PM

Some of these Viagra jokes are funny....wanted to share with you all

Laughing loud everyday is exercise for your soul :-)

Post if you have some Jokes to share.....Enjoy for now!

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

'I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!' the patient replied.

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!!'

raven1083 · 05-20-2009, 11:52 PM

Thanks for sharing! it made me lol

scarlettcontent · 05-06-2015, 02:33 PM

CurrentlySober · 11-16-2015, 05:02 AM

Woman goes into chemist and asks guy behind the counter if he sells viagra.

Sure the guy replies.

Does it work? She asked

Of course it does says the guy.

Can you get it over the counter she enquires?

Only if I take two comes the mans happy reply.

j3rkules · 11-16-2015, 05:21 AM

michael.kickass · 11-16-2015, 05:40 AM

some very good ones.

CDSmith · 11-16-2015, 10:36 AM

SekobA · 11-16-2015, 11:54 AM

Great one

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JasonCollins · 01-11-2016, 05:49 AM

Six year old boy stuck on the toilet with Diarrhea. He starts yelling for his mom to please bring him some Viagra. Mom asks her son why he thinks he needs Viagra. The boy says, "Well thats what you give dad when his shit don't get hard."

newB · 01-11-2016, 08:00 AM

I tried Viagra once and it got stuck in my throat.

I had a stiff neck for hours.

Denny · 01-11-2016, 08:29 AM

Over 220k views. Interesting

Sednub997 · 01-11-2016, 11:59 AM

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05-20-2009, 11:43 PM	#1
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