5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like A Pussy - GoFuckYourself.com

Meeper · 05-26-2009, 12:44 PM

Completely bad ass.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019...ike-pussy.html

"We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all, could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys?

Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stories of soldiers doing things so badass they'd hesitate to put them into a film for fear of killing the realism. Like these five, for example."

who · 05-26-2009, 12:44 PM

Is Pathfinder one of them?

tiger · 05-26-2009, 01:52 PM

Some crazy stories on there.

CIVMatt · 05-26-2009, 01:56 PM

Welcome to 5 months ago

JC Maldini · 05-26-2009, 02:09 PM

Amazing stories...I love the guy carrying the bag pipes. Great read!

JD · 05-26-2009, 02:18 PM

god damn... i wish i was 1/10th as bad ass as those guys

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-26-2009, 02:24 PM

ADG

John-ACWM · 05-26-2009, 02:28 PM

These stories give you the chills.

$5 submissions · 05-26-2009, 02:36 PM

Talk about balls

Titan · 05-26-2009, 02:45 PM

Dudes are bad ass

$5 submissions · 05-26-2009, 02:53 PM

Audie Murphy FTW

Pics Traffic · 05-26-2009, 02:59 PM

some of them sound like total BS

Meeper · 05-26-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKBA

some of them sound like total BS

That's what I thought, till I looked them up. Especially about the first dude getting half his face blown off, then waking up and the war being over.

WhiplashDug · 05-26-2009, 03:34 PM

strange this guy didn't make that list...

Sgt. Major Daniel Daily USMC
Quote: "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?"

Drake · 05-26-2009, 03:43 PM

If true, that's amazing

V_RocKs · 05-26-2009, 03:50 PM

Some people just have balls..

_Richard_ · 05-26-2009, 03:55 PM

i like Canada's hero, Smokey! buddy took on a tank and a bunch of italians with a club full of nails

and won.

seeandsee · 05-26-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meeper

Completely bad ass.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019...ike-pussy.html

"We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all, could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys?

Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stories of soldiers doing things so badass they'd hesitate to put them into a film for fear of killing the realism. Like these five, for example."

PornMD · 05-26-2009, 04:20 PM

That was pretty cool - at the bottom they linked to another good one, 7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill. I just about died laughing at this Rasputin pic/caption:

cykoe6 · 05-26-2009, 04:25 PM

Cool article

u-Bob · 05-26-2009, 04:34 PM

wow

marketsmart · 05-26-2009, 04:36 PM

i heard that dirty danza once killed 72 terrorists with his bare hands when they tried to blow up las vegas... the cops were so scared they called in danza on the police scanner..

pornguy · 05-26-2009, 06:46 PM

I would have to say that Audie Murphy is the most amazing of them all. They did not mention that he captured a PLatoon of Soldiers by himself and walked them into a US camp BY HIM SELF.

Vitasoy · 05-26-2009, 11:56 PM

that was a great read, awesome stories

martinsc · 05-27-2009, 12:09 AM

wow.......

Raf1 · 05-27-2009, 01:29 AM

thanks for posting that. Awesome read

05-26-2009, 12:44 PM	#1
Meeper Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beverly Hills, CA Posts: 2,642	5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like A Pussy Completely bad ass. http://www.cracked.com/article_17019...ike-pussy.html "We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all, could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys? Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stories of soldiers doing things so badass they'd hesitate to put them into a film for fear of killing the realism. Like these five, for example." __________________ *Nick "Meeper"* Amoroso [SIZE="1"] Hustler.com / BarelyLegal.com / HustlersReviews.com / HustlerTube.com / HustlerShare.com**

05-26-2009, 01:52 PM	#3
tiger Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,986	Some crazy stories on there. __________________

05-26-2009, 01:56 PM	#4
CIVMatt Amateur Pimpin Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 13,075	Welcome to 5 months ago __________________ Make easy money with Webcams

05-26-2009, 02:09 PM	#5
JC Maldini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 490	Amazing stories...I love the guy carrying the bag pipes. Great read! __________________ JC Maldini Business Development ICQ: 223 643 Skype: jc_maldini

05-26-2009, 02:24 PM	#7
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

05-26-2009, 12:44 PM	#2
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Is Pathfinder one of them?

05-26-2009, 02:18 PM	#6
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	god damn... i wish i was 1/10th as bad ass as those guys

05-26-2009, 02:28 PM	#8
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	These stories give you the chills. __________________ Video Chat Forum

05-26-2009, 02:36 PM	#9
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Talk about balls __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

05-26-2009, 02:45 PM	#10
Titan Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: teencash.com Posts: 994	Dudes are bad ass __________________ TEEN CASH - EXCLUSIVE TEEN NICHE REALITY SITES Check out our Newest Site: Teen Porno Pass - Free Hosted Galleries, Flash Galleries, Tube Content, & Great Support Sample Galleries: Movie Gallery 1 Flash Gallery 1 Pic Gallery 1

05-26-2009, 02:53 PM	#11
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Audie Murphy FTW __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

05-26-2009, 02:59 PM	#12
Pics Traffic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 3,055	some of them sound like total BS

05-26-2009, 03:34 PM	#14
WhiplashDug ICS Graphics Dude Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: SACTO Posts: 3,438	strange this guy didn't make that list... Sgt. Major Daniel Daily USMC Quote: "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?" __________________ Was a graphics master for Lensman @ Adult.com but now... I can't tell ya cause it aint top secret. ........... *DOUGRIDLEYDESIGNS* [email protected] ICQ: 303-498-056 skype: whiplashdug

05-26-2009, 03:43 PM	#15
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	If true, that's amazing

05-26-2009, 03:50 PM	#16
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	Some people just have balls..

05-26-2009, 03:55 PM	#17
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,984	i like Canada's hero, Smokey! buddy took on a tank and a bunch of italians with a club full of nails and won.

05-26-2009, 04:20 PM	#19
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	That was pretty cool - at the bottom they linked to another good one, 7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill. I just about died laughing at this Rasputin pic/caption: __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

05-26-2009, 04:25 PM	#20
cykoe6 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 4,499	Cool article __________________ бабки, шлюхи, сила

05-26-2009, 04:34 PM	#21
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	wow

05-26-2009, 04:36 PM	#22
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	i heard that dirty danza once killed 72 terrorists with his bare hands when they tried to blow up las vegas... the cops were so scared they called in danza on the police scanner..

05-26-2009, 06:46 PM	#23
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I would have to say that Audie Murphy is the most amazing of them all. They did not mention that he captured a PLatoon of Soldiers by himself and walked them into a US camp BY HIM SELF. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

05-26-2009, 11:56 PM	#24
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	that was a great read, awesome stories __________________ [email protected]

05-27-2009, 12:09 AM	#25
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	wow....... __________________ Make Money

05-27-2009, 01:29 AM	#26
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	thanks for posting that. Awesome read __________________ 80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs \| RSS & Tube Feeds \| Matching Thumbs \| FLV Browser & Exporter \| No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557