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Old 05-29-2009, 04:09 AM   #1
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Some of you are honestly so fucking dumb, I don't know how you've made it this far

How you have lived long enough to at least reach 18 years without poking out your eyes by mistake or something equally as ignorant, is beyond me. And do you actually drive a car?

Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit it? Did any of you actually finish high school or did you only flunk out of English class?

You can count the intelligent people on this board with your fingers and toes. Outside of that, the rest of you are pretty much useless lemmings.

Please do the world a favor and end your life.
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:10 AM   #2
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Long time no see imbercile.


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Old 05-29-2009, 04:13 AM   #3
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Long time no see imbercile.
It's imbecile not imbercile you half wit, shit for brains, douche bag.
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:15 AM   #5
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Long time no see imbercile.

The haters keep Hatin'.

Thanks for showing off my tats.
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:16 AM   #6
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I just like poo...
Most fat and lonely men who sit in front of their computers all day looking at porn usually do.
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:34 AM   #7
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You are right, I added an r due to complete intoxication.

Now why are you posting exactly, do you need your 117 seconds of "fame" on one webmaster board out of millions of boards out there?

Btw if that is really you, you seriously are a retarded prick.
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:36 AM   #8
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Install missing plugins? NO? = no website to see LOL.

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Most fat and lonely men who sit in front of their computers all day looking at porn usually do.
Yes. Absolutly! Just good that I dont feel the need, to pretened to be some ugly, stupid gay, tattoed idiot...

Enjoy my response!

I enjoy my poo, and I dont gove a FUCK what you respond with !

Litle baby boy saddo tosser ! WANKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How you have lived long enough to at least reach 18 years without poking out your eyes by mistake or something equally as ignorant, is beyond me. And do you actually drive a car?

Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit it? Did any of you actually finish high school or did you only flunk out of English class?

You can count the intelligent people on this board with your fingers and toes. Outside of that, the rest of you are pretty much useless lemmings.

Please do the world a favor and end your life.
Hello Mr. Coo Lice,

I am your Grammar Tutor today.

You started a sentence with the word "And". The word "And" is a conjunction, which is intended to be used to connect grammatically coordinate words, phrases, or clauses. Capitalization of the word "And" is never necessary, and completely improper.

Your question "Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit it?" is malformed. Your syntax is atrocious. You refer to the subject of your question as "posts" (a plural of the word "post") and then reference your subject by the pronoun "it" in the closing of your question. The word "it" indicates a singular subject. A better way to form this question might be "Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit them?" or perhaps, "Do you actually read your post before you submit it?".

At this moment, referring back to the main idea of your ramblings, namely, intelligence and failing to pass English class, I would like to retort by redirecting your own subject and apparent distaste for the intellectually inept individuals back in your direction and close with a funny picture.



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Old 05-29-2009, 04:59 AM   #11
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Some of you are honestly so fucking dumb, I don't know how you've made it this far

Also, dumbass. A period should follow the word dumb in your title. Where is the second period after the word far?
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Hello Mr. Coo Lice,

I am your Grammar Tutor today.

You started a sentence with the word "And". The word "And" is a conjunction, which is intended to be used to connect grammatically coordinate words, phrases, or clauses. Capitalization of the word "And" is never necessary, and completely improper.

Your question "Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit it?" is malformed. Your syntax is atrocious. You refer to the subject of your question as "posts" (a plural of the word "post") and then reference your subject by the pronoun "it" in the closing of your question. The word "it" indicates a singular subject. A better way to form this question might be "Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit them?" or perhaps, "Do you actually read your post before you submit it?".

At this moment, referring back to the main idea of your ramblings, namely, intelligence and failing to pass English class, I would like to retort by redirecting your own subject and apparent distaste for the intellectually inept individuals back in your direction and close with a funny picture.

Thank you.
English is not my first language. Watch my videos. Though, it is for most of you.

Voodoo, you at least appear to me as if you know what you're talking about so I won't bust your balls, even though you can use "and" to start a sentence if you want to be informal.
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Some of you are honestly so fucking dumb, I don't know how you've made it this far

Also, dumbass. A period should follow the word dumb in your title. Where is the second period after the word far?
Actually, it should be "...so fucking dumb, that I don't know...".
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:06 AM   #14
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Some of you are honestly so fucking dumb, I don't know how you've made it this far

Also, dumbass. A period should follow the word dumb in your title. Where is the second period after the word far?
It's a THREAD TITLE not a sentence, dumb fuck.
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:08 AM   #15
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Uhm, no offense but, you really have those tats?

I mean... really?
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:22 AM   #18
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You can count the intelligent people on this board with your fingers and toes.
lol.. I bet you count with your fingers & toes quite a bit.
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How you have lived long enough to at least reach 18 years
"at least"?

I think what you're trying to say is that you don't know how you have lived longed enough to reach 18.

If you're so brilliant, you would realize that "at least" is used to describe a minimum number, not a maximum.
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last resort on boards: attack grammar and spelling... it's lame
Because it's the only thing they can argue against my first post. Though, I do find it funny that some would even stay in this thread. Perhaps to try to prove they are not dumb?

nico-t, you one of the smarter guys around here. I always enjoy your post.


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"at least"?

I think what you're trying to say is that you don't know how you have lived longed enough to reach 18.

If you're so brilliant, you would realize that "at least" is used to describe a minimum number, not a maximum.
If that is how it's worded. English is not my first language.

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How you have lived long enough to at least reach 18 years without poking out your eyes by mistake or something equally as ignorant, is beyond me. And do you actually drive a car?

Do any of you actually read your posts before you submit it? Did any of you actually finish high school or did you only flunk out of English class?

You can count the intelligent people on this board with your fingers and toes. Outside of that, the rest of you are pretty much useless lemmings.

Please do the world a favor and end your life.
That cannot be you in your avatar. PLease for the love of god tell me that is a joke.
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It was the focus of the initial posting.

What would you expect?
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Someone trying too hard to stir up drama again... meh. Boring.
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It's a THREAD TITLE not a sentence, dumb fuck.
Doesn't matter DoucheBag with the lame-ass tattoos. You've been OWNED by so many on this thread already. Kinda backfired, huh? coo-LiceBoy, do yourself a favor and watch the adults post. You may learn something.

Oh, a comma should have been placed after the word "title" (that should not be capitalized).

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Uhm, no offense but, you really have those tats?

I mean... really?
no he doesn't. this guy is just some tool who pretends to be the cool ice guy.
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