June 3, The Great American Suck Off Races! - GoFuckYourself.com

Porno Dan · 05-29-2009, 01:45 PM

America is known for its great racing events: The Kentucky Derby, The Indy 500, Daytona 500 come to mind immediately. But now perhaps the most important race in American sporting history shall take place June 3, 2009 in beautiful sunny Van Nuys, California starting at nine am. Two women will battle to stake their claim as the greatest American cocksucker in history. Two whores shall enter SUCKADOME and only one will emerge victorious.

Each woman will have 30 minutes to drain as many cocks as they can only use only their mouth and hands. The women will split all of the men who show up into two teams. Each woman will than have to get her team of men off in record time.

The young upstart challenger 18 year old Tara Lynn Foxx said, ?I am going to win the Great American Suck Off Race not only because I am Tara Lynn Foxx but with these big ol? juicy lips I can deep throat like its going out of style.?

The reigning blow bang champion and internationally known fuck pig, Extreme Chelsie Rae scoffs at her young upstart challenger. ?I have sucked down more sperm in a night than this young hussy has in her lifetime. I am going to prove to all these mopes that I am best god damn cock sucker on the planet.?

Director Jim Powers, the most notorious man in the history of porn, said this about the event, ?For years I have felt that Bukkake represented Americana and brotherhood at its finest but now with the Suck Off Races, I see new horizons opening up before my eyes. It?s every bukkake boys dream come true, real life women will be sucking their cock willingly, without them paying for it. This is the natural evolution of porn into a new era of acceptance and possible Olympic involvement.?

The Great American Suck Off Races will be distributed by JM Productions and available at www.jerkoffzone. Men interested in being part of this epic adventure call 818 709 4452, or email [email protected].

lagcam · 05-29-2009, 02:45 PM

Photos of the competitors?

betting odds?

Roald · 05-29-2009, 02:49 PM

hahah crazy shit man!

GatorB · 05-29-2009, 02:59 PM

The whole race is just 30 minutes? It takes a chick at least that long to suck me off. So good thing for them I'm not part of the competition.

marketsmart · 05-29-2009, 03:07 PM

sounds like a great place to get herpes....

Porno Dan · 05-29-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Photos of the competitors?

betting odds?

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Photos of the competitors?

betting odds?

Tara Lynn Foxx -check out those dsl's

Chelsie Raewoth 6 loads on her face

Yen_HerbalRevenue · 05-29-2009, 03:28 PM

Can we see the face on the 2nd girl?

baddog · 05-29-2009, 03:32 PM

30 minutes? Bunch of one touch cookies?

Porno Dan · 05-29-2009, 03:38 PM

I am going to put the early line at 3 to 1 for Chelsie

She may be well the dirtest girl in porn, and she has experience on her side.

JP-pornshooter · 05-29-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I am going to put the early line at 3 to 1 for Chelsie

She may be well the dirtest girl in porn, and she has experience on her side.

I will bet you $50 on those odds..
lets just say i have inside information on both these girls
the blonde is only 18 but talks dirty like a 50 year old whore..

F-U-Jimmy · 05-29-2009, 03:50 PM

Im with you on this, i've seen Chelsie in action and filmed her taking a huge load without blinking an eye. She is by far the most competent facials girl around

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I am going to put the early line at 3 to 1 for Chelsie

She may be well the dirtest girl in porn, and she has experience on her side.

Porno Dan · 05-29-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

I will bet you $50 on those odds..
lets just say i have inside information on both these girls
the blonde is only 18 but talks dirty like a 50 year old whore..

Yes, Tara is only 18 but she does fuck and suck like a pro.

That's why we put her in this competition, we know she will give it 110%.

RyuLion · 05-29-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue

Can we see the face on the 2nd girl?

can't you see past the white goo?
..come on! believe in yourself!

RyuLion · 05-29-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Photos of the competitors?

betting odds?

Chug Maisters for Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porno Dan · 05-29-2009, 11:25 PM

I just shot Tara Lynn for my, "Snort That Cum Series" and I have to say this girl LOVES cock!

We may have to readjust the odds.

LiveDose · 05-29-2009, 11:34 PM

Damn I would love to be sitting front row for this one!

Diomed · 05-30-2009, 01:57 AM

Dan,

give your liver a break.

ExLust · 05-30-2009, 04:07 AM

Sexy pics up there.

munki · 05-30-2009, 04:12 AM

The blondes hot... but the brunettes got the drive... everytime...

Porno Dan · 05-30-2009, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed

Dan,
.
give your liver a break.

LOL

Yes, poor my liver gets abused, but it does not nearly as absued as the mouths of these two whores.

Jay-Rock · 05-30-2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

LOL

Yes, poor my liver gets abused, but it does not nearly as absued as the mouths of these two whores.

Time for more liver abuse this time around I want a piece of the action here is to the boat races!!!

Porno Dan · 05-31-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay-Rock

Time for more liver abuse this time around I want a piece of the action here is to the boat races!!!

I am going to go straight from the Suck Off Races to the Boat Races!

JP-pornshooter · 06-08-2009, 10:49 AM

so Dan, how did this event come out?

Manowar · 06-08-2009, 10:53 AM

awesome idea

DaddyHalbucks · 06-08-2009, 12:52 PM

Sounds like a fun time.

Porno Dan · 06-09-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

so Dan, how did this event come out?

Chelise Rae beat Tara Lynn Foxx by a DQ.

Next time they have to modfiy the rules a bit, so to account for guys that aren't able to come.

Wiseman · 06-09-2009, 11:21 AM

was it condom or non condom? How do you get DG'd

bronco67 · 06-09-2009, 11:25 AM

The only winners are the guys....

JP-pornshooter · 06-09-2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Chelise Rae beat Tara Lynn Foxx by a DQ.

Next time they have to modfiy the rules a bit, so to account for guys that aren't able to come.

DQ? that sounds like a fixed bout..
and we need pictures.. otherwise it never happened.

Porno Dan · 06-09-2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiseman

was it condom or non condom? How do you get DG'd

Non-condom all the guys are tested

She got disqualified by touching another's guy cock before she made the guy in front of her cum

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