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GFY's Halfpint
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At what age did you start ..........
pulling your tosser and did it have an impact on your life
I remember wanking like crazy and thought I had a huge load to blow ..but fuck me nothing came out I was so fucking disapointed with my self.. Its haunted ever since ![]() |
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Such Fun!
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LOL
First time I came nothing came out. think it's one of them things. But now i've got enough cream filling for quite a few cakes! |
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Can't really remember but am pretty sure it was around 7 or so.
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God blimey that was young I think I was around 12-13
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around 7 or so
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GFY's Halfpint
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perverted justice decoy
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i was busting nuts while i was still in the womb
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cuck
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I stole this pic from ADG. This my first attempt to place it.
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<!--BEGIN SIMUTRONICS PLAY BUTTON CODE --> <p align="center"> <a href="http://buddy.play.net/dr?TMOREAU1"> <img src="drplay.gif" width="128" height="64" alt="Play DragonRealms!"></a></p> <!--END SIMUTRONICS PLAY BUTTON CODE --> |
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GFY's Halfpint
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lol It belongs in this thread... 100% approved
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I started at 20 and I do it at least twice a day...
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haha man, i remember when i found out about it
it was seriously like a ritual, getting everything perfect and rubbing one out... awesome |
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I need a beer
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I was a wee lad,probably 7 or 8
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The one and only!
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i was like 9 or 10
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Mmmm I think I was 12 or 13 ... I wanted to keep myself very clean down there and I remembered how uncomfortable it was to pull the skin that covers the penis towards the base ....well back when I was a child .....so I tried pulling the skin back and forth so that it wouldn't stick as much as it did during childhood .... and after a good 15 mins of back and forth movement ... voila! ..... actually I thought to myself WTF? did I pee myself? ... I was baffled so I tried it the day after and I discovered that thing I was secreeting after "cleaning myself" wasn't pee.....
Yeap.. thats how it happened for me...completely accidental...
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Okay, since we are doing true confessions...
I think I was in First or Second grade (making me perhaps 6 or 7 at the time), and during recess we sometimes played tetherball on the playground: ![]() Well, this one day it was my turn to climb the pole and attach the tether with the ball to the top of the pole. As I climbed, I slipped a few times, and so I grasped the pole even harder with my loins, and thrust upwards. By the time I got the ball attached, I experienced a euphoric ejaculation, although I had absolutely no idea what had just happened. Well, to say the least I volunteered to put up the tetherball during the rest of my early grade school tetherball career, LOL. I didn't actually consciously jerk off until several years later. True story! ![]() ADG |
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I can't even imagine trying to jerk off when your dick looks like a Shar Pei.
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I make pixels work
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A girl showed me how to masturbate...
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rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt nnnooooowwwwwww
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I was like 8 - 9
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First cum was around 12, watching Jewel perform on the late show. Something about the way she crossed her legs.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I think I was like ten or so
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emperor of my world
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7??? wtf
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Hmm
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11 or something around that
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Carpe Visio
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At 13 I was getting laid regularly.
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Never...
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I think I was 5 or even younger.. And I have no idea if my life is affected by it, because I don't know how would it be if I started later :P
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I can say the same, but for some reason I was virgin till 25
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Juicy did it for me....
He touched me 'Under the Bridge'... |
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13 . . . By 14 I was fucking Coug's
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I think around 12 or 13
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So Fucking Banned
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with orgasm - around 18...
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I first messed around with it at around 9 but didn't know what to do until a couple years later when I'd had my first wet dream. A couple days later, like the ape man in 2001 who gets inspired how to use a bone as a tool I snuck into the attic with a Candy Loving Playboy pictorial and POW! (I swear Strauss' "Also Sprach Zarathustra" was playing as my young jizz decorated the wood floor.)
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