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Old 06-09-2009, 07:17 AM   #1
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Some Lessons In Management...

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Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:20 AM   #2
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Management Course
Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:21 AM   #3
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Great one.. Love that
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:27 AM   #4
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:22 AM   #5
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hahaha, great moral.
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:26 AM   #6
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:52 PM   #7
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That was awesome, good advice and given in a way where you'll never forget it
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:55 PM   #8
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:55 PM   #9
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:09 PM   #10
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A great story to teach a valuable lesson
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:16 PM   #11
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:17 PM   #12
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:38 PM   #13
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:49 PM   #14
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:00 PM   #15
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:32 PM   #17
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Nice one...great way to remember a lesson
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