PARIS Hilton is going to have KIDS! - GoFuckYourself.com

seeandsee · 05-07-2009, 12:49 PM

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"Paris would make a great mom -- she's my Angel Princess. I'd love to have some mini Parises one day," Doug told In Touch at LA's MyHouse on March 20. "I'd love to have children, that's what completes your life," added Paris.

Scott McD · 05-07-2009, 12:53 PM

With any luck she'll die before that happens...

Juicy D. Links · 05-07-2009, 12:58 PM

i would love to see how her kids turn out

collegeboobies · 05-07-2009, 01:07 PM

the world needs entertainment....

GregE · 05-07-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i would love to see how her kids turn out

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Nuff said?

Loryn · 05-07-2009, 01:10 PM

They'll be raised by a nanny, I'm sure. She doesn't seem to have the "hands on" approach to anything. I remember reading somewhere how she buys these animals and has other people take care of them because it's too much work, and sometimes dirty work. To me, taking care of an animal is part of the fun and bonds you to them. But I don't see her taking the "hand on" thing with a kid because they are a lot more work. But I have heard about women changing big-time when they have kids, so maybe that will happen!!! Doubt it, but ya never know!!!

pornguy · 05-07-2009, 01:11 PM

I want to help her..

Would love to nail her and then wipe my dick on the curtains.

InternetIsForPorn · 05-07-2009, 01:14 PM

This calls for a reality show.

Paris Hillton wiping up baby shit - entertainment at it's best

Jayvis · 05-07-2009, 01:14 PM

Thats huuuuuuge.

Vicious_B · 05-07-2009, 01:30 PM

The kid would never want for anything. Except a normal mother of course.

JustDaveXxx · 05-07-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn

They'll be raised by a nanny, I'm sure. She doesn't seem to have the "hands on" approach to anything. I remember reading somewhere how she buys these animals and has other people take care of them because it's too much work, and sometimes dirty work. To me, taking care of an animal is part of the fun and bonds you to them. But I don't see her taking the "hand on" thing with a kid because they are a lot more work. But I have heard about women changing big-time when they have kids, so maybe that will happen!!! Doubt it, but ya never know!!!

I got a 17 month old daughter and a 12 week old Cane Corso.

My Cane Corso is potty trained, sits, stays and knows the difference between his toys and my daughters toys. Because my daughter is cared by my girlfriend 24/7, the dog gets the same attention. Keep in mind my daughter has only been babysat 5 times by someone else her whole life. When my girlfriend wants to go out, i stay home with my kid and the dog.

When people think because they are a good dog owner and thinks it would translate into them being a good parent, i would say that they are truly stupid!!

Nothing can really prepare you for properly raising a child. I used to be a good dog owner 10 years ago when i had a bulldog, but after having a kid, im an even better dog owner because of my kid.

My Cane Corso is 12 weeks old and 30lbs and is expected to be 140lbs at 16 month. His name is "Brutus". Wanted to call him fluffy but the breeder said "NO".

JA$ON · 05-07-2009, 02:11 PM

Isnt natural selection supposed to handle shit like this?

Daddy Big Nuts · 05-07-2009, 02:13 PM

Some village is going to get a great idiot one day...YAY!

F-U-Jimmy · 05-07-2009, 02:14 PM

Why is it all the stupid people want or have tons of kids

seeandsee · 05-07-2009, 02:37 PM

i would like to milk Paris right now

~Ray · 05-07-2009, 02:38 PM

she'd keep trading them in when they grew too big to carry.

John-ACWM · 05-07-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

the world needs entertainment....

so true

munki · 05-07-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

I got a 17 month old daughter and a 12 week old Cane Corso.

My Cane Corso is potty trained, sits, stays and knows the difference between his toys and my daughters toys. Because my daughter is cared by my girlfriend 24/7, the dog gets the same attention. Keep in mind my daughter has only been babysat 5 times by someone else her whole life. When my girlfriend wants to go out, i stay home with my kid and the dog.

When people think because they are a good dog owner and thinks it would translate into them being a good parent, i would say that they are truly stupid!!

Nothing can really prepare you for properly raising a child. I used to be a good dog owner 10 years ago when i had a bulldog, but after having a kid, im an even better dog owner because of my kid.

My Cane Corso is 12 weeks old and 30lbs and is expected to be 140lbs at 16 month. His name is "Brutus". Wanted to call him fluffy but the breeder said "NO".

The Corso from Dez's stock by any chance... absolutely love his pups

JustDaveXxx · 05-07-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

The Corso from Dez's stock by any chance... absolutely love his pups

The flew in a male and female from Fl. Brother and sister. Both are gonna be monsters!!!

Dez knows his shit!! This male will probably be one of the biggest ones ever seen. His big male is 127lbs, Brutus will be at least 140lbs. This is what Dez and 2 different vets have said.

In short, my daughter got a pony.lol

Iron Fist · 05-08-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i would love to see how her kids turn out

You serious? It's fucking obvious how they will turn out... which is why we need to get someone to pull out that boombox she calls a vagina and do it STAT!

Manowar · 05-08-2009, 12:08 AM

feel sorry for the guy who knocks her up

LiveDose · 05-08-2009, 12:37 AM

Those two sound like a perfect match. 2 dunces.

raven1083 · 05-08-2009, 01:09 AM

In that case, hope she will be a good mother

martinsc · 05-08-2009, 01:20 AM

poor kids...

Bojangles · 05-08-2009, 01:22 AM

No fucking way.

DiF0r · 05-08-2009, 01:42 AM

That made me go LOOOOLLL

Raf1 · 05-08-2009, 01:53 AM

those people are crazy hehe

mOrrI · 05-08-2009, 01:57 AM

Go for it Paris!

SomeCreep · 05-08-2009, 01:58 AM

the world hates paris hilton

georgeyw · 05-08-2009, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Loryn

They'll be raised by a nanny, I'm sure. She doesn't seem to have the "hands on" approach to anything. I remember reading somewhere how she buys these animals and has other people take care of them because it's too much work, and sometimes dirty work. To me, taking care of an animal is part of the fun and bonds you to them. But I don't see her taking the "hand on" thing with a kid because they are a lot more work. But I have heard about women changing big-time when they have kids, so maybe that will happen!!! Doubt it, but ya never know!!!

My sister falls into that category. She was full tilt career chic and as soon as she had a kid she turned into this amazing mother. It was really quite amazing to see.

ExLust · 05-08-2009, 04:11 AM

Best of luck to her. Being a mom is a great responsibility.

voa · 05-08-2009, 04:32 AM

She will be the hottest milf

LadyMischief · 05-08-2009, 05:19 AM

Woohooo a whole new generation of vapid morons!

Startzone · 05-08-2009, 05:44 AM

The dog was here baby isn't it anymore ;-)

Sarah_Jayne · 05-08-2009, 05:46 AM

I am truly shocked to learn that celebrities can breed.

dav3 · 05-08-2009, 07:07 AM

Paris having one kid would instantly lower the average IQ in the US by 20 points.

tranza · 05-08-2009, 07:24 AM

Paris Hilton is the worst bitch ever...

Quagmire · 05-08-2009, 07:55 AM

paris should stick to buttsecks. her having kids would be a bad idea.

Cyber Fucker · 05-08-2009, 07:59 AM

fuck, that would be very poor kids!

munki · 05-08-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

The flew in a male and female from Fl. Brother and sister. Both are gonna be monsters!!!

Dez knows his shit!! This male will probably be one of the biggest ones ever seen. His big male is 127lbs, Brutus will be at least 140lbs. This is what Dez and 2 different vets have said.

In short, my daughter got a pony.lol

Every lil girl needs a pony

Tom_PM · 05-08-2009, 08:24 AM

Ah.. so THATS what all the practicing has been for. The pieces fall into place!

Webmistress - Doreen · 05-10-2009, 08:42 AM

would love to see Paris pregnant

cykoe6 · 05-10-2009, 08:56 AM

This is definitely the seventh sign of the apocalypse. We are all doomed.

ilbb · 05-10-2009, 10:18 AM

god bless her child!

cherrylula · 05-10-2009, 11:48 AM

maybe they can be the next john and kate!

Miguel T · 05-10-2009, 11:50 AM

Ohhh please no!

eroticsexxx · 05-10-2009, 01:47 PM

Let's not forget that Nicole Ritchie fit squarely in the same wildchild category and seemingly has stopped her crazy antics since she popped out a kid. So, IF Paris was to get pregnant, maybe she would calm down a bit.

BUT I must say this...

It is more likely that Paris will dump Doug in short order. I'd give him a month or two before Paris kicks him to the curb. She's not looking for a reliable commitment - no matter waht she says.

And when she figures out how restrained her life will become during pregnancy and after having a kid, that idea will be thrown out the window...with the bathwater no less

Jimbo66 · 05-10-2009, 02:25 PM

Let's hope that apple rolls far away from the tree.

Hank_Heartland · 05-10-2009, 02:40 PM

I hate to say it, but there are worse mothers out there

JFK · 05-10-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I am truly shocked to learn that celebrities can breed.

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