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Old 06-15-2009, 08:56 AM   #1
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Late Monday Morning Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open, and a female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.

The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed, and nothing happened.

He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.

"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:36 AM   #2
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LOL, nice one.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:40 AM   #3
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hehe, they deliver!
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:29 AM   #4
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Old joke...still a little amusing. Cheers!
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:35 AM   #5
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There aren't nearly enough exclamation points in your thread title.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:47 AM   #6
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