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xNetworx · 06-15-2009, 04:57 PM

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

hypedough · 06-15-2009, 05:07 PM

LOLz nice holy shit it's up there with FML.

WiredGuy · 06-15-2009, 05:35 PM

hahahaha
WG

marketsmart · 06-15-2009, 06:11 PM

(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

juicy is that you?

K R I S T E N · 06-15-2009, 09:32 PM

LOL this site is hilarious - i once wasted 2 hours of my life reading through it

06-15-2009, 04:57 PM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Texts From Last Night.com Major LOLs http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ (571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder. (201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet (908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building (201): Tie (971): I have two black x marks on my hands. (503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here' (971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

06-15-2009, 05:07 PM	#2
hypedough Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Now running NATS4: HypeDough.com! Posts: 3,743	LOLz nice holy shit it's up there with FML. __________________ Ricky D :: Hype Dough President \| XBIZ.net \| ICQ 172-939-826 AIM+Skype HypeDough \| [NATS4] Kayden420: ['09 '10 '11 XBIZ Nominee \| Exclusive & HD] \| ThePornScout: [Exclusive + Reality \| Amateurs Want to Become Pornstars]

06-15-2009, 05:35 PM	#3
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,451	hahahaha WG __________________ I play with Google.

06-15-2009, 09:32 PM	#5
K R I S T E N Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,438	LOL this site is hilarious - i once wasted 2 hours of my life reading through it __________________ K R I S T E N KSquaredDynamics, Inc. ~ Taking Care of {YOUR} Business

06-15-2009, 06:11 PM	#4
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye. juicy is that you?