Hey Guys, ever lied about your age??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 06-19-2009, 08:13 AM

I have seen many chicks do it and today as I hit a buddy of mine's facebook page I LOL'd when I saw is year of birth...

Anyways, gave me a good chuckle and was wondering if anyone else as done it

AssPirate · 06-19-2009, 08:28 AM

When I was younger, I always tell people I was five to six years older. Somehow that stuck.

HorseShit · 06-19-2009, 08:33 AM

I'm usually an 18 year old female

theS2O · 06-19-2009, 08:33 AM

yeap.. depends on the situation.. :P usually i say i'm 28..

Carmine Raguso · 06-19-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I'm usually an 18 year old female

Holy shit I just pissed myself

uno · 06-19-2009, 08:42 AM

I only lied about my age when I was below 21.

Scott McD · 06-19-2009, 08:57 AM

brassmonkey · 06-19-2009, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I'm usually an 18 year old female

hahahaha!!

mee ling

czarina · 06-19-2009, 09:00 AM

i know the question was for guys, but: yes, I have lied about my age before. I figure when I turn 40 (in a few years) I'll make it a habit and stay at 39 forever

CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2009, 09:02 AM

I always lie about my weight... online I have around 100 pounds more!

Penrod · 06-19-2009, 09:02 AM

No...but I have lied about being gay to get a ride.

Sid70 · 06-19-2009, 09:05 AM

never. why would i?

woj · 06-19-2009, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix

never. why would i?

Vendzilla · 06-19-2009, 09:19 AM

according to myspace, I'm 100

LeRoy · 06-19-2009, 09:22 AM

I still get carded and I'm almost 40

So no

beerptrol · 06-19-2009, 09:29 AM

Yep, I like to tell the ladies I'm 69

Princess Ellisa · 06-19-2009, 09:30 AM

I used to lie about my age all of the time when I was younger to get older guys. And then it really backfired and I never did it again. Gail and I told these boys were 18 and 19 when we were 13 and 14.

We invited them over, gave them directions we felt they would never be able to locate us with, again we were 13, 14 so I think all we really wanted to do was make them think we wanted them and they wanted us.

Anyhow we went out... the boys found our house...and our mom's... and well our mom's were pretty quick to set the record straight! lol

Jman · 06-19-2009, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penrod

No...but I have lied about being gay to get a ride.

LMAO yeah that works well in Nice, France to get a moppet ride

LAJ · 06-19-2009, 09:58 AM

Yes, to book acting roles in the past I occasionally made myself several years younger.

Vasago Reno · 06-19-2009, 11:03 AM

Nope...and my kids have seen to it that I've earned every grey hair that's startin' to show.

Chicks Delivery · 06-19-2009, 11:06 AM

No, Im not a girl!

jakethedog · 06-19-2009, 11:07 AM

I actually lost 7 yrs *brain fart* somehow and got into a debate with my wife about it .. fuck it was depressing when she was able to prove to me I was 7 yrs older than I thought i was ..

Forest · 06-19-2009, 11:09 AM

not since i turned 21

Joe BrainCash · 06-19-2009, 11:31 AM

since I turned 30, constantly.

TheLegacy · 06-19-2009, 11:49 AM

Age no - dick size - yes

Manowar · 06-19-2009, 11:57 AM

can't say i've ever done it

CYF · 06-19-2009, 01:41 PM

My 30th birthday is this weekend and I think I'm going to just be 29 forever.

WiredGuy · 06-19-2009, 01:47 PM

I'll start lying once I hit 30, so in about a month or so. I'll be 29 and 13 months.
WG

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-19-2009, 01:52 PM

Oh hell ya, I'm 16 all the time...

rip raster · 06-19-2009, 04:11 PM

Yes on the occasion that I do not feel like going through all the BS of having to pull out my id to prove that I am actually as old as I say I am.
I am 38 and constantly have people telling me that I look to be 23 - 24ish. I was even at a bar once, this is going back 10 years ago or so now, with a bunch of friends, me being the oldest of the group by at least 5 years, and I had the bouncer come up to me and ask for my id. Funny thing was the bouncer was a buddy that I had gone to high school with and he didn't recognize me as it had been about 10 years since I had seen him.

bronco67 · 06-19-2009, 04:43 PM

I don't do it, but I can get away with it. I look 10 years younger than my actual age.

I know some people 10 years younger than me that look older.

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 04:51 PM

Nope, I love my age and I hope to love every age and stage I am lucky enough to hit!!!

Well, I did lie about my age when I was under 21, but I don't think that is what you meant!!!

06-19-2009, 08:13 AM	#1
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06-19-2009, 08:28 AM	#2
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06-19-2009, 08:33 AM	#4
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06-19-2009, 08:33 AM	#3
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czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,744	i know the question was for guys, but: yes, I have lied about my age before. I figure when I turn 40 (in a few years) I'll make it a habit and stay at 39 forever

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06-19-2009, 09:30 AM	#17
Princess Ellisa Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In my own lil' bubble. Posts: 1,883	I used to lie about my age all of the time when I was younger to get older guys. And then it really backfired and I never did it again. Gail and I told these boys were 18 and 19 when we were 13 and 14. We invited them over, gave them directions we felt they would never be able to locate us with, again we were 13, 14 so I think all we really wanted to do was make them think we wanted them and they wanted us. Anyhow we went out... the boys found our house...and our mom's... and well our mom's were pretty quick to set the record straight! lol __________________ Skype: PrincessEllisa1 ellisa at pink label dot .com Princess of Everything, Pink Label

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LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,568	Yes, to book acting roles in the past I occasionally made myself several years younger. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

06-19-2009, 11:03 AM	#20
Vasago Reno So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 483	Nope...and my kids have seen to it that I've earned every grey hair that's startin' to show.

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06-19-2009, 11:07 AM	#22
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	I actually lost 7 yrs brain fart somehow and got into a debate with my wife about it .. fuck it was depressing when she was able to prove to me I was 7 yrs older than I thought i was .. __________________ No sig .. just me

06-19-2009, 11:09 AM	#23
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,973	not since i turned 21

06-19-2009, 11:31 AM	#24
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06-19-2009, 11:57 AM	#26
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	can't say i've ever done it

06-19-2009, 01:41 PM	#27
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06-19-2009, 01:47 PM	#28
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06-19-2009, 01:52 PM	#29
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Oh hell ya, I'm 16 all the time...

06-19-2009, 04:11 PM	#30
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	Yes on the occasion that I do not feel like going through all the BS of having to pull out my id to prove that I am actually as old as I say I am. I am 38 and constantly have people telling me that I look to be 23 - 24ish. I was even at a bar once, this is going back 10 years ago or so now, with a bunch of friends, me being the oldest of the group by at least 5 years, and I had the bouncer come up to me and ask for my id. Funny thing was the bouncer was a buddy that I had gone to high school with and he didn't recognize me as it had been about 10 years since I had seen him.

06-19-2009, 04:43 PM	#31
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	I don't do it, but I can get away with it. I look 10 years younger than my actual age. I know some people 10 years younger than me that look older. __________________

06-19-2009, 04:51 PM	#32
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Nope, I love my age and I hope to love every age and stage I am lucky enough to hit!!! Well, I did lie about my age when I was under 21, but I don't think that is what you meant!!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD