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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-20-2009, 02:48 AM

spent almost $2k at the peelrs tonight. fuck! i mean i did get mloaded ass drunk, took a lapdance or 4 off every girl in the club and fucked one, but god dman i feel at a semi loss now. i know the money was mostly free to me and all, but i could have bought a humantouxh massagingchair for that damnit! fuck you world!

i'm still fucking drunk off my ass. i wish carmen was still grindin my cock, but then i'd be like $4k in the hole. fuck booze and whores don't mix well! or do they? i think i need to learn to handle my money bette,r and leabe my card at home, fuck fuck fuck...

i'd feel alot better if i was actually rich rich, and not just nigga rich

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-20-2009, 02:56 AM

fuck, i'm seriously hangtin my head right now....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-20-2009, 02:59 AM

damnit, at first i was stoked, now i'm slowly more and more angry with myself every moment i sober a little more. this was oneof my first big scores, like actually big ass pay periods, and i blew half the shit in a night on shit tha tis already fading in my memory, lol, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

bobby666 · 06-20-2009, 04:00 AM

..but now, just go to bed

Mutt · 06-20-2009, 04:38 AM

describe Carmen

JamesK · 06-20-2009, 04:44 AM

all fun and games till you waste all your cash and your business gets fucked

better be careful before it's too late

NOTR · 06-20-2009, 07:08 AM

Which titty bar you hit?

http://www.bullz.ca/en/massage-chair/chair/ pick up one of these chairs and lap dances are on me.

Manowar · 06-20-2009, 07:09 AM

we need more pictures

Blackamooka · 06-20-2009, 07:11 AM

pics or it didn't happen

Jack Sparrow · 06-20-2009, 07:16 AM

Shall i be your banker and take care of the money next time?

brassmonkey · 06-20-2009, 07:41 AM

nigga rich is like if you blew 2k on sneaks and the rent is due

woj · 06-20-2009, 07:47 AM

what sucks is tomorrow you will feel even worse about it, and probably won't remember 90% of it

SmokenCess · 06-20-2009, 07:52 AM

your life sucks

Si · 06-20-2009, 08:11 AM

oh dear!

brassmonkey · 06-20-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

spent almost $2k at the peelrs tonight. fuck! i mean i did get mloaded ass drunk, took a lapdance or 4 off every girl in the club and fucked one, but god dman i feel at a semi loss now. i know the money was mostly free to me and all, but i could have bought a humantouxh massagingchair for that damnit! fuck you world!

i'm still fucking drunk off my ass. i wish carmen was still grindin my cock, but then i'd be like $4k in the hole. fuck booze and whores don't mix well! or do they? i think i need to learn to handle my money bette,r and leabe my card at home, fuck fuck fuck...

i'd feel alot better if i was actually rich rich, and not just nigga rich

hahaha!!! i think i saw that movie in the 80's

geedub · 06-20-2009, 08:40 AM

you need to get out of the states if you wanna do crap like that lol

BlackCrayon · 06-20-2009, 08:48 AM

i'd rather pick up some slut from online and bang her and save my money.

Brujah · 06-20-2009, 10:11 AM

TheLegacy · 06-20-2009, 10:13 AM

Well not sure exactly how "nigga" automatically makes you rich, but dropping that amount of cash on women is a bit too much. I could fill up an entire room with 4000 hookers who would do more for me than just stand there and strip - but hey - your money, enjoy it while you can.

Young · 06-20-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Well not sure exactly how "nigga" automatically makes you rich, but dropping that amount of cash on women is a bit too much. I could fill up an entire room with 4000 hookers who would do more for me than just stand there and strip - but hey - your money, enjoy it while you can.

Nigga-rich is a saying. It means spending your money on stupid shit when you should really be using it to pay bills or saving it up.

Mutt · 06-20-2009, 10:29 AM

i can't find the photos right now but i'm guessing I know Carmen, she strips all across Canada, winnipeg chick.

bloggerz · 06-20-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

nigga rich is like if you blew 2k on sneaks and the rent is due

D Ghost · 06-20-2009, 11:17 AM

good old buyers remorse... i think we've all been there...

Twig · 06-20-2009, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

nigga rich is like if you blew 2k on sneaks and the rent is due

Nah, that's nigga ballin.
Where you think you're ballin enough to put rims on your busted ass ride, but you can't get groceries.

Agent 488 · 06-20-2009, 11:23 AM

don't worry man i just got jacked 40 for a non-blowjob.

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fris · 06-20-2009, 11:31 AM

i made my first sale today

starpimps · 06-20-2009, 11:34 AM

lol crazy shit can happen when you get loaded

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Iron Fist · 06-20-2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

nigga rich is like if you blew 2k on sneaks and the rent is due

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-20-2009, 02:52 PM

Woj pretty much hit the nail on the head, today i feel like one retarded jew cat, lol. on the brightside i found a wad of 20s stuffed inmypocket, and a payment cameout of my account overnight that made up for a large chunk ofwhat was missing from my balance. soberly i did some figuring, and my retard spendings still total almost $1k. i'm not so much disappointed with the outcome of the night, just that i could have put that money to far better use than lapdances, whores, and showering my liver in jagermeister. i could have easily put that $1k towards traffic and snowballed my earnings for the next period, but now i'm set back. could have done more extensive split testing for my landing pages, could have done all sorts of shit. meh...

who · 06-20-2009, 02:57 PM

Follow the white rabbit.

born2blog · 06-20-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

i can't find the photos right now but i'm guessing I know Carmen, she strips all across Canada, winnipeg chick.

that's funny, I'm sure there is more than a few strippers in all of Canada with that name

born2blog · 06-20-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Woj pretty much hit the nail on the head, today i feel like one retarded jew cat, lol. on the brightside i found a wad of 20s stuffed inmypocket, and a payment cameout of my account overnight that made up for a large chunk ofwhat was missing from my balance. soberly i did some figuring, and my retard spendings still total almost $1k. i'm not so much disappointed with the outcome of the night, just that i could have put that money to far better use than lapdances, whores, and showering my liver in jagermeister. i could have easily put that $1k towards traffic and snowballed my earnings for the next period, but now i'm set back. could have done more extensive split testing for my landing pages, could have done all sorts of shit. meh...

live and learn, at least you know better now

Mutt · 06-20-2009, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born2blog

that's funny, I'm sure there is more than a few strippers in all of Canada with that name

that's why i asked him to describe Carmen - i bet it's her. Canada ain't that big, she strips on the praries.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-20-2009, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

that's why i asked him to describe Carmen - i bet it's her. Canada ain't that big, she strips on the praries.

it's just a stripper name i threw out there from the night, there were a half dozen of them dancing that night. i didn't remember any others. if i am thinking right the carmen was a blonde with curly hair and fake titties. could be wrong...

it wasn't so much a statement as to having blew the money on her in particular, just the strippers in general. there was a little brunette chick in the house that i dumped a fucking load of cash on i know that, don't remember exactly what name she went by.

brassmonkey · 06-20-2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twig

Nah, that's nigga ballin.
Where you think you're ballin enough to put rims on your busted ass ride, but you can't get groceries.

ghetto fabulous dogg did that when i have a nova back in the day

brassmonkey · 06-20-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Follow the white rabbit.

hahahaha!!!

GAMEFINEST · 06-20-2009, 04:08 PM

lol...the most I spent at a strip club is 20.00 to get in ...the rest was free..

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-20-2009, 04:18 PM

All I have to say is the white jewish persian in your avatar looks like he'd know better. Maybe give him the keys to your bank account! ;)

GAMEFINEST · 06-20-2009, 04:36 PM

lol...the most I spent at a strip club is 20.00 to get in ...the rest was free..

slapass · 06-20-2009, 04:58 PM

Like we haven't all done this. You learn and move on. Or you do it again next weekend, up to you. ;)

2012 · 06-20-2009, 08:09 PM

wow, you're the man. Here I am just ghetto fabulous ...

dav3 · 06-20-2009, 08:10 PM

Man... I know that shitty feeling.

The Judge · 06-21-2009, 04:45 AM

Next time call an escort, $300 at most.

sexandcash · 06-21-2009, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

All I have to say is the white jewish persian in your avatar looks like he'd know better. Maybe give him the keys to your bank account! ;)

John-ACWM · 06-21-2009, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

i made my first sale today

seeandsee · 06-21-2009, 09:02 AM

fake stories are always fun

kmanrox · 06-21-2009, 09:05 AM

i didnt know it was possible to hit a strip club and spend less than 1k.. should have just went whoring dude

Walter Gropius · 06-21-2009, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

there was a little brunette chick in the house that i dumped a fucking load of cash on i know that

That sentence started so promisingly but ended so disappointingly

06-20-2009, 02:48 AM	#1
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	being nigga rich has its downfalls spent almost $2k at the peelrs tonight. fuck! i mean i did get mloaded ass drunk, took a lapdance or 4 off every girl in the club and fucked one, but god dman i feel at a semi loss now. i know the money was mostly free to me and all, but i could have bought a humantouxh massagingchair for that damnit! fuck you world! i'm still fucking drunk off my ass. i wish carmen was still grindin my cock, but then i'd be like $4k in the hole. fuck booze and whores don't mix well! or do they? i think i need to learn to handle my money bette,r and leabe my card at home, fuck fuck fuck... i'd feel alot better if i was actually rich rich, and not just nigga rich Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 06-20-2009 at 02:53 AM..

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	damnit, at first i was stoked, now i'm slowly more and more angry with myself every moment i sober a little more. this was oneof my first big scores, like actually big ass pay periods, and i blew half the shit in a night on shit tha tis already fading in my memory, lol, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

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