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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 481
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Help me
Wacked off furiously multiple times today to no avail whatsoever. I'm screechingly horny still. Vancouver, if any of you have had any experience living downtown, is practically lay-proof on the streets walking around. I know I can't just go out and pick girls up. I've tried virtually every angle possible and it's a lost cause. I can't wait another 5 hours until the bars, another lost cause. And broke right now, escorts out of the question. Does anyone own a babe-teleporter device they could lend me for a few days? Much appreciated! Even if you could like lend me your Lamborghini. Thanks.
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#2 |
So Fucking Drunk
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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see your sig.
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#3 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck
Posts: 2,336
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I recommend a hit of salvia followed by a 3 hour attempt to sober up.
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#5 |
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I need a hit of Silvia
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#6 |
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How can you even think about sex? The king of pop just died........
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#7 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Dude I fucking cried yesterday over it. Yesterday was his day. Now the media's just prolonging something noone can reverse. It happened and it's time to move on. It's time to rebuild the world to MJ's vision.
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#9 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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hahah maybe my horniness is just "human nature" and I should learn to cope. Well at least until I go and "beat it" again.
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#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,079
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cold shower...
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