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SteveLightspeed · 07-13-2009, 03:31 PM

Need two experienced programmers immediately. Php, MySQL, C++, and Ajax. Tubes, auctions, dating, livecams, mailers, and toolbar experience a huge plus. Possible 6+ month contracts available. Work remotely. Serious applicants only, please. Must have *glowing* references.

Send resume and salary requirements to [email protected]

CYF · 07-13-2009, 03:38 PM

good luck with your search, here's a bump for you.

Nicky · 07-13-2009, 03:40 PM

For your "tube killer"?

HorseShit · 07-13-2009, 03:43 PM

great job for some people, i passed it on to two good coders

SteveLightspeed · 07-13-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

For your "tube killer"?

Its not just a tube killer, it will redefine what affiliates, sponsors, paysite owners, traffic brokers, content providers, and models DO. Its big. I call it AAK -- "Adapt and Kill"

B2BwithJoeD · 07-13-2009, 04:47 PM

Bump for Lightspeed - fighting the good fight

JFK · 07-13-2009, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B2BwithJoeD

Bump for Lightspeed - fighting the good fight

OK

BestXXXPorn · 07-13-2009, 05:38 PM

You've caught my interest because of your name ;) I'm who you're looking for.

Linux, Apache, PHP, MySQL (LAMP) guy here... published author on the subject and 10 years of solid experience building sites that scale to over 10,000 concurrent users.

I have an extensive resume and I'm willing to bet you only need me, not another developer.

Hit me up.

HorseShit · 07-13-2009, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

You've caught my interest because of your name ;) I'm who you're looking for.

Linux, Apache, PHP, MySQL (LAMP) guy here... published author on the subject and 10 years of solid experience building sites that scale to over 10,000 concurrent users.

I have an extensive resume and I'm willing to bet you only need me, not another developer.

Hit me up.

How about you actually do what he said and email him, seems you can't follow simple directions. You're the weakest link, goodbye!

BestXXXPorn · 07-13-2009, 05:45 PM

Email sent, call me, let's talk

BestXXXPorn · 07-13-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

How about you actually do what he said and email him, seems you can't follow simple directions. You're the weakest link, goodbye!

Email was sent before you sent your response, I can read after all... The hit me up is as in, "you've got my info, hit me up"...

But thanks for sharing...

babebuns · 07-13-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Email sent, call me, let's talk

Congrats on reading the thread!

Pleasurepays · 07-13-2009, 06:40 PM

NICE!! i knew you had a plan to pay for that pontiac!!

fris · 07-13-2009, 06:52 PM

i would recommend drocd and scriptworkz

pornguy · 07-13-2009, 06:53 PM

Hey Lightspeed. I sent this thread to a couple guys that I know.
they should contact you

Nicky · 07-13-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Its not just a tube killer, it will redefine what affiliates, sponsors, paysite owners, traffic brokers, content providers, and models DO. Its big. I call it AAK -- "Adapt and Kill"

Sounds interesting to say the least.

StuartD · 07-13-2009, 08:24 PM

Ah, does this have any reference back to the dream you had a while ago?
Wish I had the time, I'd love to take part in it.

SteveLightspeed · 07-13-2009, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Ah, does this have any reference back to the dream you had a while ago?
Wish I had the time, I'd love to take part in it.

Yep, that same stroke of genius I mentioned on FB

dissipate · 07-13-2009, 09:08 PM

So you're going to auction the models off via livecam and you can gain points on your toolbar. Genius!

FrozenJag · 07-13-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

So you're going to auction the models off via livecam and you can gain points on your toolbar. Genius!

BestXXXPorn · 07-13-2009, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

10. I've put my energy into a new biz model, that will kill illegal tubes. I've recruited the smartest people in the biz to help develop it. I can't wait to unleash it.

is what originally caught my eye. If it crosses into the social network space, I'm particularly interested. I was successful in the past (non adult industry) building a network of targeted sites that had a universal login as well as a "credibility" system. The more a user contributes back (forum posts (user rated), photos, advice, articles, blog posts, etc...) the more the user is rewarded... Points were transferable into virtual currency used at our merch store up to a certain percentage discount as well as the "feel good" factor people get when they achieve something. Of course it's much more detailed but that's the general idea.

I envision something similar in the adult space but of course tweaked to better suit the target audience. Coming from developing very public facing sites I see a lot of potential for growth in the adult market. The bar has been raised in the online space and I don't feel as though the adult industry has kept pace. The adult industry has certainly kept up with SEO and traffic but not with the user experience and features...

Popular sites now are laden with features and connectivity between users creating a social environment that thrives when built correctly. My first entry into the adult space is a review site. Over the course of trying to seek out the very best sites and reviewing sites as I go I've found that nobody offers more than the standard template of features.

In short, there's so much for the adult industry to learn from the rest of the web that it would take years before it could jump ahead of the game.

One final note... There are some sites out there that do things very well but they are by far the exception and not the rule. Personally, I think Reality Kings has the right idea by sucking a bunch of island sites into one content power house. I would execute it a bit differently, but they're building a brand and that's definitely worth something.

Anyway, that's my

kenny · 07-13-2009, 10:20 PM

Death to the tubes - they are a dumb business model that needs to die anyway

sarettah · 07-13-2009, 10:25 PM

You will have my resume in the morning

BestXXXPorn · 07-14-2009, 10:05 PM

I hear really good things about http://www.woopra.com/

I was going to try it out myself this evening

Kiwigirl · 07-14-2009, 10:15 PM

Bump for you Steve. Hope you find what you are looking for but if not then hit me up and I will hook you up!

BestXXXPorn · 07-15-2009, 01:20 PM

I have no idea how that last post went to this thread when it was a reply to a different thread... strange...

But here's a free bump, I'm not afraid of some competition... Hit me up Steve, I'm still interested.

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