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Juicy D. Links · 07-17-2009, 01:06 PM

A few years back, a young man told his friends that he wanted to be a GREAT writer.

When asked what he meant by "great" he said, "I want to write things that the whole world will read. When they read it it will really hit them on the gut level--truly emotional stuff. I want the world to feel stunning pain, cry in desperation, shake in fear, and rise in blind anger because of my writing"...

This man now works for Microsoft... writing error messages.

u-Bob · 07-17-2009, 01:13 PM

hehe

iTouch! · 07-17-2009, 01:20 PM

its michael jacksons ghost

Elixir · 07-17-2009, 01:34 PM

haha, funny

PSD CSS XHTML · 07-17-2009, 01:39 PM

That's pretty funny, but I have to guess that the people writing copy for M$ are mindless, emotionless automatons.

bobby666 · 07-17-2009, 02:05 PM

hhehe, nice one

Si · 07-17-2009, 04:00 PM

woj · 07-17-2009, 04:14 PM

seeandsee · 07-17-2009, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

A few years back, a young man told his friends that he wanted to be a GREAT writer.

When asked what he meant by "great" he said, "I want to write things that the whole world will read. When they read it it will really hit them on the gut level--truly emotional stuff. I want the world to feel stunning pain, cry in desperation, shake in fear, and rise in blind anger because of my writing"...

This man now works for Microsoft... writing error messages.

lol good tech joke

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