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Old 07-16-2009, 03:17 PM   #1
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OMFG i just ate a pack of penis pills and i feel like im high on mushrooms:

or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

WTF DO I DO?
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:18 PM   #2
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:24 PM   #4
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lol eat another pack and see what happens.
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or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

WTF DO I DO?
Go get some pussy
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:25 AM   #9
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I am not sure what you mean by penis pills - if that is viagara or something like that then you seriously need to go to hospital because your heart rate will be up to dangerous levels. Plus ongoing exposure to the drug can affect your ability to keep and maintain an erection later on if taken to much at a time.
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yea you need to go to a hospital, that stuff is not safe
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I am not sure what you mean by penis pills - if that is viagara or something like that then you seriously need to go to hospital because your heart rate will be up to dangerous levels. Plus ongoing exposure to the drug can affect your ability to keep and maintain an erection later on if taken to much at a time.
i dont know i ordered it off the net, it has some what looks like chinese writing and some messed up english:

"Penile Up Up"

i phone the number on the pack but i dont know how to dial out this fucked up area code. i havent slept in 48 hours now. i am getting fucking worried. i got this chick coming over for lunch and my cock looks like an old banana.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:22 AM   #15
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you could be suffering from a drug induced psychosis, or a temporary reaction to overdose, toxic thing

i'm no doctor but these things unfortunatelly happen

go to hospital, call a doctor first and explain the situation, take the bottle with you, chinese herbs can be dangerous. really... if you're worried, do it god damnid, 2 days no sleep isn't normal
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i dont know i ordered it off the net, it has some what looks like chinese writing and some messed up english:

"Penile Up Up"

i phone the number on the pack but i dont know how to dial out this fucked up area code. i havent slept in 48 hours now. i am getting fucking worried. i got this chick coming over for lunch and my cock looks like an old banana.
Eat some more and see what happens
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:30 AM   #18
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you could be suffering from a drug induced psychosis, or a temporary reaction to overdose, toxic thing

i'm no doctor but these things unfortunatelly happen

go to hospital, call a doctor first and explain the situation, take the bottle with you, chinese herbs can be dangerous. really... if you're worried, do it god damnid, 2 days no sleep isn't normal
im drunk i cant drive to the doctors.
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Tell the truth man. You aint got no car foo
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:39 AM   #22
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I thought guys didn't have to take pills to get it up until they were at least in their 30s or 40s?

This is troubling news.
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I thought guys didn't have to take pills to get it up until they were at least in their 30s or 40s?

This is troubling news.
i thought a womans body wasnt supposed to go downhill until 30, o wait.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:08 AM   #28
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i might be able to ask NASA for some anti gravity boots for you.
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or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

WTF DO I DO?
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