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San · 07-19-2009, 06:33 AM

First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth.

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

Fletch XXX · 07-19-2009, 06:36 AM

i dont even know any females who watchthat so theory is sort of debunked homie, my wife doesnt watch it i know that lol

Boobzooka · 07-19-2009, 06:38 AM

The only way that show makes any sense is if she's secretly a tranny. Think about it.

San · 07-19-2009, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i dont even know any females who watchthat so theory is sort of debunked homie, my wife doesnt watch it i know that lol

you're a dirty hippie anarchist

your opinion doesn't count

NTM · 07-19-2009, 06:40 AM

I assumed she used a surrogate because she's incredibly abhorrent with a flamingly gay husband.

Fletch XXX · 07-19-2009, 06:41 AM

if my opinion didnt count you wouldnt retort, the fact you think I am a hippie proves you know zero about me lol

it makes me laugh though having some stranger think I am a hippie, those who know me, think the opposite, gfy stalkers are funny when they think they get to know you from trolling you on a forum for years.

DrPickle · 07-19-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

I assumed she used a surrogate because she's incredibly abhorrent with a flamingly gay husband.

very possible.

dav3 · 07-19-2009, 06:44 AM

My buddy is banging the surrogate. True story.

07-19-2009, 06:48 AM

I've never seen a woman like her that can look pretty good at some times, then other times look like some sort of demon half human / horse hybrid.

San · 07-19-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

if my opinion didnt count you wouldnt retort, the fact you think I am a hippie proves you know zero about me lol

it makes me laugh though having some stranger think I am a hippie, those who know me, think the opposite, gfy stalkers are funny when they think they get to know you from trolling you on a forum for years.

You don't even own a TV. Stop trolling and go away.

bobby666 · 07-19-2009, 07:03 AM

never heared about that bitch

Manowar · 07-19-2009, 07:11 AM

SJP looks like a horse!!

Vendot · 07-19-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by San

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

Damn right.......... I couldnt have said it better myself.

bluemoney · 07-19-2009, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Boobzooka

The only way that show makes any sense is if she's secretly a tranny. Think about it.

That would explain a lot.

San · 07-19-2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

SJP looks like a horse!!

American society destroyed by one close-eyed horse-faced woman.

CaptainHowdy · 07-19-2009, 07:52 AM

We need a demon slayer...

Jarmusch · 07-19-2009, 07:53 AM

Zuzana Designs · 07-19-2009, 07:53 AM

She annoyes the crap out of me.

selena · 07-19-2009, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by evildick

I've never seen a woman like her that can look pretty good at some times, then other times look like some sort of demon half human / horse hybrid.

Except for the horse bit, I think Madonna fits that role.

At times she can be smokin' hot (or she used to, not so much anymore with her scraggly arms) and then the next day she is fugly as all hell.

NaughtyVisions · 07-19-2009, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

...with a flamingly gay husband.

Even so, he should have taken a cue from the Stepford Wives remake he was in and had SJP's brain removed years ago...

David! · 07-19-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by San

First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth.

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

You just watched Bruno, that's ok...

cherrylula · 07-19-2009, 08:24 AM

as long as they continue to pose nude, its okay.

TheDoc · 07-19-2009, 08:38 AM

She had to have a surrogate, look at her face... if you raged her hair up some, she would look just like a crazy crack whore on the street corner.

Could you really nut in something that looks like her? No... You could try but your sperm would be to afraid to come out.

BTW I haven't ever heard/seen a girl try to act like them chicks.

BobG · 07-19-2009, 10:08 AM

All you have to do to get your lady to stop watching that show is, every time it comes on, get all excited and act like you love the Samantha character. She'll be done with it in no time.

notime · 07-19-2009, 11:23 AM

Investment bankers mus have watched the series too..
look at us now...

All these bonusses put more women out of work then they could sack.

Spunky · 07-19-2009, 11:25 AM

She reminds me of a witch

JustDaveXxx · 07-19-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by San

First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth.

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

WOW!! you actually watched this movie and took the time to form an opinion about it? Shit!!! I would have never watched it and if a movie started and this movie came on, i would have walked out of it. No girl, no piece of ass is ever worth watching that movie!!

How did you end up watching this??? Girl made you?

PurrrsianPussyKat · 07-19-2009, 11:46 AM

Hey, at least she didn't adopt a black baby.

fatfoo · 07-19-2009, 11:52 AM

The people don't watch the TV. The TV watches the people. It's almost like they don't make movies about people. They make people about movies.

DateDoc · 07-19-2009, 12:14 PM

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

SleazyDream · 07-19-2009, 12:16 PM

this must really suck for those guys that feel they have to totally control any woman they're with

Joe King · 07-19-2009, 12:16 PM

You can sling a backpack over your shoulder, buy a ticket to just about anywhere in Latin America, and find plenty of REAL women who did not grow up with a steady diet of shows like Sex in the City. Plus they are gorgeous!

Supz · 07-19-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by San

First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

True statement. To many girls I run into think they are in there own episode. Its pretty sad.

bbm · 07-19-2009, 03:30 PM

very nice

CDSmith · 07-20-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by San

This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all.

A lot of women started realizing this long before this useless show. Over the last 20 years look at how many girls/women are into the girly licky lesbo thing than before? Back when I was in high school you hardly ever heard that any of the girls were lezzies. They certainly weren't showing it. But now you've got girls tongue-fucking everywhere, at parties, in bars, on beaches, on tv... everywhere, and it's cool and accepted.

Truth is once the first sperm bank opened they realized they never needed us.

GrouchyAdmin · 07-20-2009, 01:34 PM

I never understood the infatualtion. She looks like a plucked "Big Bird".

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San So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Shenzhen Posts: 790	Ancient slut Sarah Jessica Parker has destroyed modern women First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker. Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth. Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	if my opinion didnt count you wouldnt retort, the fact you think I am a hippie proves you know zero about me lol it makes me laugh though having some stranger think I am a hippie, those who know me, think the opposite, gfy stalkers are funny when they think they get to know you from trolling you on a forum for years. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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