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SleazyDream · 07-21-2009, 12:13 AM

ok, Fat Old bastard here.

Help

What can I do to pick up a girl?

any advise would help.

Iron Fist · 07-21-2009, 12:14 AM

Take a shower?

SleazyDream · 07-21-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Take a shower?

I already took one this month.

then what?

Iron Fist · 07-21-2009, 12:20 AM

Rub your hand in the groove between your scrotum and your leg and then lick it... if it smells or tastes funny... then you might want to think about having another shower and using soap this time.

bobby666 · 07-21-2009, 12:30 AM

change your panties

San · 07-21-2009, 12:34 AM

offer her money

Robbie · 07-21-2009, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, Fat Old bastard here.

Help

What can I do to pick up a girl?

any advise would help.

Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over?

SleazyDream · 07-21-2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over?

shhhhh, don't tell the trolls that.

by the way - LOVE what you've been doing with Claudia's site

hjnet · 07-21-2009, 01:27 AM

Just ask lots of girls, it's a numbers game

Robbie · 07-21-2009, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

shhhhh, don't tell the trolls that.

by the way - LOVE what you've been doing with Claudia's site

Thanks brother. And I hope to see you in Vegas soon.

Darkcrni · 07-21-2009, 01:36 AM

Hmmm cant help u there, girls was always picking me.

Yeahh.....yeahhh im a good looking.

hypedough · 07-21-2009, 01:45 AM

Drop your bank statement

JimmiDean · 07-21-2009, 04:14 AM

Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
easier if you pick a skinny one.

NickB. · 07-21-2009, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over?

Beated me to it Robbie

tranza · 07-21-2009, 04:59 AM

Say that you has a little time to spend here on earth because you got a blood bubble in the brain and she is one of the few girls that you can love 'till you die.

You can have sex with this! Good luck

SilentKnight · 07-21-2009, 05:24 AM

seeandsee · 07-21-2009, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

Just ask lots of girls, it's a numbers game

i must agree, if you don't have nothing to offer them, then go on % game and you will win

ExLust · 07-21-2009, 06:59 AM

Just say hi or hello.

brassmonkey · 07-21-2009, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by San

offer her money

yep

Phoenix · 07-21-2009, 07:04 AM

concentrate on core muscle building excercises.

use your legs when you attempt

dont lift with your back

CamJack · 07-21-2009, 07:09 AM

Order one.

slapass · 07-21-2009, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, Fat Old bastard here.

Help

What can I do to pick up a girl?

any advise would help.

Move to Brazil. Dead serious.

CaptainHowdy · 07-21-2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Move to Brazil. Dead serious.

...

romeo22 · 07-21-2009, 07:34 AM

show her your cock that will help a lot!!!

Fletch XXX · 07-21-2009, 07:36 AM

i always found, be yourself, and girls who like you will definitely come to you. Don't try to just impress a chick and be someone you arent. I always acted the same around girls as I did any other time, not drooling over them and trying hard to get their pussy and what I found was, this very act made them attracted to me. However, Im a married man now and the hordes of women who crave the Fletch love must be pushed away ;)

Davidstinator · 07-21-2009, 07:46 AM

Seriously? Study the art of seduction... look up some Seduction forums, there is really gold in there. Get some books - may people start with "the mystery method" - or for a riveting read, Neil Strauss' "The Game" is excellent.

But it's all about confidence, and capturing a woman's imagination.

DamianJ · 07-21-2009, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, Fat Old bastard here.

Help

What can I do to pick up a girl?

any advise would help.

Magic tricks.

Deesnuts · 07-21-2009, 08:35 AM

be cool hit on all of them

Tom_PM · 07-21-2009, 08:42 AM

brassmonkey · 07-21-2009, 08:45 AM

get a case of beer and go to your nearest trailer park

evie · 07-21-2009, 08:46 AM

It's up to what you looking for easy quick, maybe not quick, fuck or are you looking for new girlfriend.

Get the fuck it's easy just

The second is bit more harder, as Paul would say, just make the girl laugh.

See where he got to?

Anna_Miller · 07-21-2009, 08:47 AM

Try my favorite pick up line... "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

Let me know if it works!

raven1083 · 07-21-2009, 10:33 AM

the question is how much money do you have?

96ukssob · 07-21-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

its easy to pay for one then have to go through all the drama

in the long run, you end up paying more

munki · 07-21-2009, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean

Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
easier if you pick a skinny one.

brassmonkey · 07-21-2009, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean

Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
easier if you pick a skinny one.

xxxdesign-net · 07-21-2009, 10:59 AM

Tell them you've slept with over a thousand girls... This will up your pimp game

ztik · 07-21-2009, 11:04 AM

DWB · 07-21-2009, 11:27 AM

I walk up to them, hold my chloroform soaked handkerchief to their face and ask, "excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

They always stop to smell it and pass out.

Works like a charm.

tony286 · 07-21-2009, 11:50 AM

As a old salesman taught me every no brings you closer to a yes.

webair · 07-21-2009, 12:40 PM

http://outlet.isagenix.com/us/en/home.dhtml

start with this my man!

Scott McD · 07-21-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Was waiting on that.

Miz_Wright · 07-21-2009, 02:25 PM

*cracks up*

Yeh... That.

Sexy Rex · 07-21-2009, 02:35 PM

mmmm, how about brushing Skufty's teeths? hehe

halfpint · 07-21-2009, 02:46 PM

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