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Old 08-03-2009, 04:58 PM   #1
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I dropped my Iphone in the toilet while taking a piss with one hand

and texting with the other hand....

WTF are my options now? How much they gonna bang me to get another Iphone?
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Old 08-03-2009, 04:59 PM   #2
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If I put it in the microwave will it help?
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:00 PM   #3
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ewww! you should wash those hands before texting, now that's what I call a "dirty message " ;)
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:01 PM   #4
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ewww! you should wash those hands before texting, now that's what I call a "dirty message " ;)

what am I thinking my Iphone is drenched with my piss
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:01 PM   #5
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ask for a refurbished one. that way you can have someone else's piss in your phone
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:02 PM   #6
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If I put it in the microwave will it help?
just put for few hours
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:05 PM   #7
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just put for few hours
nah read above I didnt realize its drenched in piss , I am in pissed off state of mind now..

i have to junk it , its tainted now...
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:05 PM   #8
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I did the same thing a while ago, wass'nt a iPhone though.
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:05 PM   #9
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I would turn it off and see if it dries out. Unless you already know it's fried.

I spilled beer on my laptop once and watched it spark to death! It was right out of a sitcom, except I was pissed.
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:07 PM   #10
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I thought only women did things like this?
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:09 PM   #11
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I thought only women did things like this?
I text n piss , text n drive , text while having sex
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:14 PM   #12
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Sim Card is drenched in piss also... I cant even use it in my backup phone

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Old 08-03-2009, 05:16 PM   #13
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:44 PM   #14
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pull the battery asap.

rinse the phone with distilled water, tap water has a bunch of crap in it.

let it dry and hope for the best.

That's the advice I got when my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. Ended up getting a g1 and more than happy with it.
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:46 PM   #15
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:46 PM   #16
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don't put it in the microwave
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:50 PM   #17
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hahaha now this is an authentic real JuicyDLinks thread.
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:11 PM   #18
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:16 PM   #19
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:32 PM   #20
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:14 PM   #21
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pull the battery asap.

rinse the phone with distilled water, tap water has a bunch of crap in it.

let it dry and hope for the best.

That's the advice I got when my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. Ended up getting a g1 and more than happy with it.
You got it. Don't you have insurance for your phone? I pay $5 a month and Verizon will replace my phone anytime no questions asked.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:15 PM   #22
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My daughter accidentally (stupidly?) went in a creek with her voyager in her back pocket. She took the battery out under water. Put it in a bowl of rice for 2 days and it works perfectly.

On a side note, you seem to drop a lot of phones in the toilet Juicy.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:22 PM   #23
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I always do that and I'm always afraid I will drop it. I won't do it anymore. LOL
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man i put my face in the toilet so many times vomiting as a drunk a little piss never hurt no one, wipe that shit off and call a chick to fuck tonight.
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did the text message ever get sent? haha
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:27 AM   #26
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Reminds me of the time my wife got her LG wet, in the ocean. It was fried..
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Simple humidity fried my old razer v3xx on sunday, so I went and bought an I phone.

wouldn't you know, yesterday the old razr worked? Don't tell my wife, please
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:36 PM   #29
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We generally don't stand over the toilet when we piss...
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Texting.... Orrrrrr trying to snap some sexy pics???



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Maybe ring the boys from the gym they will come over and fish it out for you - afterall they are not too scared for a little bit of shit.
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:46 PM   #34
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pull the battery out he says lol
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What my girl does is, she'll be taking a bath and talking on the phone, as you women do, and then after she's hung up she'll reach over to put the phone safely on top of the toilet...forgetting that for that to work, the lid needs to be down....
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I let my iphone use the toilet while I took a piss in one hand. So, who's ever hand that was, thanks.


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You should put it in a container and cover it with uncooked rice for a couple days and it will suck the water (and piss) out of it and into the rice. (Also those little silicon packets that say "Do Not Eat" work as well, but are not as available as rice might be.)

If the phone doesn't work after that you could just cook the rice and feed it to someone you don't like to lift your spirits a little.

Also, search youtube for "iPhone 3GS dropped in the pool." to bring back some of your hope. (I can't post links yet.)
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You can use the SIM Card, who cares it's your piss, I don't see the big deal.

I just paid $400 for a 32gig 3GS iphone but I extended my contact for that price.
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and texting with the other hand....

WTF are my options now? How much they gonna bang me to get another Iphone?
Is it gay if you are holding your dick and texting another man?
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