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SarahLLO · 08-05-2009, 01:57 AM

Okay, so I run a mainstream site with forums, based off a /x/ meme. This girl joined awhile back and... I just... don't know.

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I'm a very complex person and you may not understand me at first. I am a Bonder, which is a little paranormal in itself, as it is someone who can bond and interact with anime and videogame characters (that's what my guardians are). Bonders come with their own clairvoyance and ability to do something a little like astral projection. Yeah. It's odd. Very odd. If you want to know anything about it though please don't hesitate to ask me..I and my guardians will answer whatever we can (the truth is there isn't an answer for everything).

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No. A Bonder is nearly unstoppable with a game he or she is connected to, and I have a very strong connection to Soul Calibur. Reason for that is I can actually fuse, soul-wise, to the person (think of it as souped-up astral projection) who is my soulparticle, and it's as if we are one entity at that point.

It's how I hauled ass in SC4 against my cousins as Ivy when I didn't even know which buttons to press. It came naturally when I fused with her.

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Heehee xDDD

This is what a Bonder goes through, folks: I am watching a movie, and the movie reminds me of about three-to-four different videogames. SO I AM GETTING VIBED OFF THE VIDEOGAMES THE MOVIE REMINDS ME OF WHEN I AM NOT EVEN ACCESSING THE GAMES THEMSELVES AT THE MOMENT.

SO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*FALLS OVER*

Dude. Being vibed. By five. Different. Games. At one. Time @_@

Those people we've encountered over the years who like to harass Bonders? I'd like to go back in time and punch them all in the face.

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I hate laughing at games against my will.

To me, gaming is one of the few things that is a serious matter. I don't like to laugh at stuff that happens in games that don't focus around humor (FF, RE, KH, etc). I'll laugh if someone in the game cracks a joke, but otherwise I tend to play my games with an air of utmost reverence and seriousness, searching for new heroes to idolize, new people to bond with, and new vibes to take over me and help me understand more about the world.

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Vivi is too young to be in my entourage (19+, he's about 17 or 18)

And as for making him an attendant...I never had a Wow (series of jolts to your soul that indicate someone is about to be recruited) on him *shrug*

...someone, anyone, please explain to me: how does stuff like this happen?

PersianKitty · 08-05-2009, 02:02 AM

Someone needs to crawl out of their mom's basement and into the real world.

SarahLLO · 08-05-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Someone needs to crawl out of their mom's basement and into the real world.

Upon some Encyclopedia Dramatica research, this is actually an internet subculture.

Reading these right now, expecting to either lol forever or cry for the future of humanity:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sarah_Saga
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Soulbonding
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html - a house full of people who think they are characters from a Final Fantasy game?

Danny B · 08-05-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

Upon some Encyclopedia Dramatica research, this is actually an internet subculture.

Reading these right now, expecting to either lol forever or cry for the future of humanity:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sarah_Saga
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Soulbonding
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html - a house full of people who think they are characters from a Final Fantasy game?

Damn, I lold but I''m crying now for the future of humanity after the lols passed.

SarahLLO · 08-05-2009, 02:30 AM

i demand a psychological study

i need this explained right now you guys

GrouchyAdmin · 08-05-2009, 02:33 AM

Yet more bullshit brought on by idiots with no lives who live in their parents basements.

Pander to them, you may take their (parents, who may be fifty) cash.

JeffCliff · 08-05-2009, 02:33 AM

Sounds like they are "living in a movie"...so to speak!

When you get this explained, let me know. I would love to hear the answer!

SarahLLO · 08-05-2009, 04:33 AM

I wonder if, way back when, there were people who were convinced that they were like... bonded to characters in A Midsummer Night's Dream or... um... Beowulf?

CDSmith · 08-05-2009, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

i demand a psychological study

i need this explained right now you guys

You've already been given all the study/explanation you need....

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Someone needs to crawl out of their mom's basement and into the real world.

Nothing more needs to be said.

CaptainHowdy · 08-05-2009, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

...someone, anyone, please explain to me: how does stuff like this happen?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sexual_abuse

08-05-2009, 02:02 AM	#2
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Someone needs to crawl out of their mom's basement and into the real world. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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SarahLLO Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OH Posts: 1,168	i demand a psychological study i need this explained right now you guys __________________ Give me money & buy my links here, damn it!

08-05-2009, 02:33 AM	#6
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Yet more bullshit brought on by idiots with no lives who live in their parents basements. Pander to them, you may take their (parents, who may be fifty) cash. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

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08-05-2009, 04:33 AM	#8
SarahLLO Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OH Posts: 1,168	I wonder if, way back when, there were people who were convinced that they were like... bonded to characters in A Midsummer Night's Dream or... um... Beowulf? __________________ Give me money & buy my links here, damn it!