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Flow · 08-07-2009, 05:52 PM

Think the critics are mad at not getting a pre-screeining for review (they decided to let a bunch of veterans attend the screening rather than the critics).

First time I have ever seen such a bad review on Yahoo!:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809993532/info;_ylc=X1MDNzgyMDYzOQRfcgMyBGxkA2JsZARtcANibARw b3MDNDEEcG9zaXRpb24DNDEEc2VjA290dwRzbGsDb3BlbmluZ1 ByZW1pZXJlUGhvdG9zNDE-

Spelvin · 08-07-2009, 06:09 PM

the onion avclub actually gave it a B.

J. Falcon · 08-07-2009, 06:13 PM

Movies have hit an all time low, how much fucking garbage can they make? What can we expect next, a movie of the smurgs or He-Man?

Porko · 08-07-2009, 06:29 PM

its cool but no the big thing..
hollywood needs fresh ideas..

J. Falcon · 08-07-2009, 06:31 PM

They need "ideas" period.

kane · 08-07-2009, 07:20 PM

There were a lot of bad signs about this movie. The director got fired one of the writers sued to get his name taken off of it, it got such bad responses from focus groups that they went and did a bunch of reshoots. Then they refused to release it to critics. Usually when they do that it is because they know it is pretty bad.

BigRod · 08-07-2009, 07:26 PM

I actually liked it, I was expecting it to be shit so was pleasantly surprised!

WinstonTriplexcash · 08-07-2009, 07:39 PM

Sucked if you were trying to find in it a movie that will change your opinion about war and mankind. . I stepped in the cinema with my best 10 yr old mind set, and I liked it :-) Can you just imagine the huge toy sales after this?

Agent 488 · 08-07-2009, 07:44 PM

liked the shit as a kid. can't see myself digging it as an adult. might be good for little kids though.

kane · 08-07-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

liked the shit as a kid. can't see myself digging it as an adult. might be good for little kids though.

The funny thing is a lot of the movies that are coming out now are straight out of my youth. Spiderman, Wolverine, Transformers, GI Joe, X-Men, Iron Man. These were all comics and toys I played with as a child of the 80's. I guess now that the kids of the 80's are in their 30's and are in power in Hollywood they are taking the stuff from their childhoods and making movies from it. It is kind of like My Youth:The Movie.

Agent 488 · 08-07-2009, 08:51 PM

i would have killed to see like a wolverine movie when i was a kid. but now eh ....

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Originally Posted by kane

The funny thing is a lot of the movies that are coming out now are straight out of my youth. Spiderman, Wolverine, Transformers, GI Joe, X-Men, Iron Man. These were all comics and toys I played with as a child of the 80's. I guess now that the kids of the 80's are in their 30's and are in power in Hollywood they are taking the stuff from their childhoods and making movies from it. It is kind of like My Youth:The Movie.

Horny Dude · 08-07-2009, 10:07 PM

It was sooooo bad. All they did was buy the name GI Joe and made some shitty ass movie around it. I can't believe Hasbro allowed this to happen. I didn't expect a perfect movie, but come on, even for an action flick this sucked. They hinted on a second one and I will not fall for this shit again. Hollywood again destroys a great story.

kane · 08-07-2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

i would have killed to see like a wolverine movie when i was a kid. but now eh ....

I know what you mean. Wolverine and X-men and Spiderman movies when I was a kid would have been more than I could have handled.

The Ghost · 08-07-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Movies have hit an all time low, how much fucking garbage can they make? What can we expect next, a movie of the smurgs or He-Man?

Masters of the Universe

burntfilm · 08-08-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Horny Dude

...I can't believe Hasbro allowed this to happen...

I can, Transformers 2 was a big pile of suck.

SGS · 08-08-2009, 01:07 AM

Kids films for adults. Strange world.

John-ACWM · 08-08-2009, 11:09 AM

The trailer looks entertaining.There are moments went you wanna watch this kind of movies.

Vendzilla · 08-08-2009, 11:17 AM

Guess I'm not going to that movie

SJCollegeboy · 08-08-2009, 12:00 PM

Terrible movie. Can't we get something at least remotely original anymore. Something with at least a semblance of a plot would be nice.

Ditosta · 08-08-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Masters of the Universe

Seen that back in the day!

DWB · 08-08-2009, 02:22 PM

They are shit totally out of ideas.

I heard they were even thinking about making a movie about Tonka Trucks and Leggos.

DWB · 08-08-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Masters of the Universe

It's been long enough, fuck it, lets bring it back and do it AGAIN!!!

Remake Conan while we're at it and The Jerk.

VeriSexy · 08-09-2009, 02:31 AM

Sounds like i'll wait for the rental

Gonzo Modeling · 08-09-2009, 02:32 AM

boring, watching it right now.

MovieMaster · 08-09-2009, 03:04 AM

makes sense to me... kids of the 80's have disposable money to put out movies that generation can relate too ...

madawgz · 08-09-2009, 03:07 AM

not something im really interested in ill most likely watch it on dvd

08-07-2009, 05:52 PM	#1
Flow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 518	GI Joe movie reviews Think the critics are mad at not getting a pre-screeining for review (they decided to let a bunch of veterans attend the screening rather than the critics). First time I have ever seen such a bad review on Yahoo!: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809993532/info;_ylc=X1MDNzgyMDYzOQRfcgMyBGxkA2JsZARtcANibARw b3MDNDEEcG9zaXRpb24DNDEEc2VjA290dwRzbGsDb3BlbmluZ1 ByZW1pZXJlUGhvdG9zNDE-

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08-07-2009, 07:20 PM	#6
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	There were a lot of bad signs about this movie. The director got fired one of the writers sued to get his name taken off of it, it got such bad responses from focus groups that they went and did a bunch of reshoots. Then they refused to release it to critics. Usually when they do that it is because they know it is pretty bad.

08-07-2009, 07:26 PM	#7
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08-07-2009, 07:39 PM	#8
WinstonTriplexcash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,192	Sucked if you were trying to find in it a movie that will change your opinion about war and mankind. . I stepped in the cinema with my best 10 yr old mind set, and I liked it :-) Can you just imagine the huge toy sales after this?

08-07-2009, 07:44 PM	#9
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	liked the shit as a kid. can't see myself digging it as an adult. might be good for little kids though.

08-07-2009, 10:07 PM	#12
Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,913	It was sooooo bad. All they did was buy the name GI Joe and made some shitty ass movie around it. I can't believe Hasbro allowed this to happen. I didn't expect a perfect movie, but come on, even for an action flick this sucked. They hinted on a second one and I will not fall for this shit again. Hollywood again destroys a great story.

08-08-2009, 01:07 AM	#16
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08-08-2009, 11:09 AM	#17
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	The trailer looks entertaining.There are moments went you wanna watch this kind of movies. __________________ Video Chat Forum

08-08-2009, 11:17 AM	#18
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Guess I'm not going to that movie __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

08-08-2009, 12:00 PM	#19
SJCollegeboy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco Posts: 545	Terrible movie. Can't we get something at least remotely original anymore. Something with at least a semblance of a plot would be nice. __________________ Email: phuntimes (at) me.com Skype: sjcolle

08-08-2009, 02:22 PM	#21
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	They are shit totally out of ideas. I heard they were even thinking about making a movie about Tonka Trucks and Leggos.

08-09-2009, 02:31 AM	#23
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08-09-2009, 02:32 AM	#24
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