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Juicy D. Links · 08-02-2009, 01:52 PM

Google's doing its dance right now.... lolllllllllllllllllll

"Do a lil dance, make a lil love, get down tonight.........."

Here's wishing everyone well with this update.

~Ray · 08-02-2009, 01:55 PM

when did they stop dancing

Juicy D. Links · 08-02-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

when did they stop dancing

Based on some SUPPOSEDLY inside info (probably just a dude smoking some bad crack), this is supposed to be different. Google's supposed to be trying this superfucked up / superawesome (depending on whether your rankings get anally ruptured) changes to their algo. Here's a hint: relevancy rating.

Machete_ · 08-02-2009, 02:01 PM

It started a few days ago. Some of the sites I was helping get out of the sandbox have finally gotten back to where they were, before the customer fucked things up. Only took 2 months

Juicy D. Links · 08-02-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

before the customer fucked things up. Only took 2 months

Let me guess, he tried that new linkbuilding "power tool set" on his sites?

Self-0wnage is a bitch

seeandsee · 08-02-2009, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Google's doing its dance right now.... lolllllllllllllllllll

"Do a lil dance, make a lil love, get down tonight.........."

Here's wishing everyone well with this update.

Machete_ · 08-02-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Let me guess, he tried that new linkbuilding "power tool set" on his sites?

Self-0wnage is a bitch

Something like that

He saw a quote on danish TV from a person that was told to be "seo expert", and he mentioned his super awesome $9.95/month seo optimising tool and monitoring membership.

He visited his website and decided the $9.95/month must be better than me, since it was on TV.

About a year later he called me and asked if I could get him out of the sandbox and back to where he were before. I said "no - but you can pay me to try"

Juicy D. Links · 08-02-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH

He visited his website and decided the $9.95/month must be better than me, since it was on TV.
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Max Cannon · 08-02-2009, 02:51 PM

this is all xrumors fault :D

Manowar · 08-02-2009, 03:10 PM

i need some google love right now

Jdoughs · 08-02-2009, 08:00 PM

Is it bring the mentally handicapped to work day today?

This thread is retarded.

mmcfadden · 08-02-2009, 08:02 PM

see sig...

epitome · 08-02-2009, 08:09 PM

I am actually quite impressed with Google right now.

I launched my new tube last week with about 5 backlinks and am already getting 120+ visitors a day from great keywords I optimized for.

Fresh domain. Quick indexing. No sandbox. Traffic grows by the day.

~Ray · 08-03-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

Is it bring the mentally handicapped to work day today?

This thread is retarded.

now it is.

Lace · 08-03-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

About a year later he called me and asked if I could get him out of the sandbox and back to where he were before. I said "no - but you can pay me to try"

Uhmm..correct me if I'm wrong, but the so called "Google Sandbox" is primarily for new sites, not sites that have been around for quite some time, and penalized.

Machete_ · 08-03-2009, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

Uhmm..correct me if I'm wrong, but the so called "Google Sandbox" is primarily for new sites, not sites that have been around for quite some time, and penalized.

People call it different things, but I use the term "Google Sandbox" in regards to domains that have been penalized/removed from the index.

It's the lack of a better word maybe - I dont know

Jdoughs · 08-03-2009, 08:57 AM

edit...lol nevemind

Vjo · 08-03-2009, 09:13 AM

I have an old domain that refreshes with good ole java and meta refresh (just to be sure hehe) to another more well known site. I know MY GOD that is against every SEO rule in the book. Well the refr domain is getting like 200 pure Google hits/day when it used to get like maybe 100/month. Been going on for over a week.

Google prob just likes the site it refreshes to. If you search for the site you get the refresh page coming up with the sites info within it.

Maybe some of the seo rules are getting chucked lately.

JamesK · 08-03-2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

edit...lol nevemind

ya ya we know, you're the king of seo and have a huge cock

Jdoughs · 08-03-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

ya ya we know, you're the king of seo and have a huge cock

I'm not the one in here bragging of my skills and showing a 400 unique a day screenshot (which only was for 1 day), or talking about my 'great terms' that bring 120+ clicks a day, to prove and back up my own claims that I know what I'm doing.

Even funnier is the fact that these assclowns all have clients, which means they actively bill people for this work.

Sorry for thinking its a total joke JameK.

LeRoy · 08-03-2009, 09:23 AM

Turn the tunes up cuz my server isnt listening.

Machete_ · 08-03-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

I'm not the one in here bragging of my skills and showing a 400 unique a day screenshot (which only was for 1 day), or talking about my 'great terms' that bring 120+ clicks a day, to prove and back up my own claims that I know what I'm doing.

Even funnier is the fact that these assclowns all have clients, which means they actively bill people for this work.

Sorry for thinking its a total joke JameK.

I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

Jdoughs · 08-03-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH

I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

I don't beg for work, I don't work for anyone but myself. In the last few years I've spoke to 3-4 people about the possibility of doing work, but I've never found a likely, feasible solution that pays what its worth.

The site in my sig is a "Parody" which means its a joke, its a joke about people who charge to do 'elite' things for pay. Pay that's usually way less then what they would make if they could really do it.

beemk · 08-03-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH

I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

fact: ive made hundreds of thousands of dollars off google traffic that jdoughs taught me how to get.

epitome · 08-03-2009, 11:36 AM

I think tubes are the new blog when it comes to getting Google love.

That is nothing more than my own

, but getting Google traffic to my new tube is 10x easier than any blog I've launched.

I'm hoping it's not just because of some changes going on to the algo and it suddenly reverses.

wargames · 08-03-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH

I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

You have no clue what Jdoughs can do SEO wise

Machete_ · 08-03-2009, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames

You have no clue what Jdoughs can do SEO wise

Im not talking about what he can or cant do. Im commenting his idiotic reply to my screenshot where I showed that google is updating atm.

I'm not talking about my skills vs. his, or bragging about traffic I dont have. The screendump was to illustrated that google in updating, and I posted the stats from a small mainstream customer as prove.

dump69 · 08-11-2009, 02:49 PM

KrisH: Can you do some seo on a french site... Is basicly the same keyword... sexe, video porno, video amateur, video xxx ?

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