Strange human-like creature found dead in Panama ((PIC)) - GoFuckYourself.com

Carmine Raguso · 09-17-2009, 02:30 PM

Fake? Real? WTF?
http://gawker.com/5361602/gollum-fou...yline=true&s=i

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Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo. A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama. Then terrified kids beat it to death.

According to reports in Panama, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave while playing in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City.
Fearing for the safety as it moved towards them, the youths claim they attacked the beast with sticks before throwing its lifeless body into a pool of water.

All it wanted was to play with the children. And now this. A sad statement on our fear of the unknown.

But at least our new friend will leave a legacy. As Telemetro noted in the original (translated) report, "while some say it may be a being from another planet, others simply believe that is an animal."

Some say it's a sloth. We say: It's a lost friend.

BestXXXPorn · 09-17-2009, 02:34 PM

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/928343-monster-spotted-panama.html

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Carmine Raguso · 09-17-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/928343-monster-spotted-panama.html

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Oh shit, I just got this in an email. My bad... weird none the less

L-Pink · 09-17-2009, 02:35 PM

I did it, sorry.

CaroMark · 09-17-2009, 02:37 PM

Typical, don't recognize it, so lets kill it!

tropicool · 09-17-2009, 02:48 PM

Kinda makes you think we have a long way to go yet as a civilization...

CaptainHowdy · 09-17-2009, 03:13 PM

Holy crappers...

96ukssob · 09-17-2009, 03:25 PM

whoa, creepy!

DefaultMan · 09-17-2009, 03:28 PM

I'd kill the shit out of that thing if it came at me. Reminds me of the movie The Descent

Badmaash · 09-17-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

Fake? Real? WTF?
http://gawker.com/5361602/gollum-fou...yline=true&s=i

This is a load of bollocks... do you know why?

The kids were scared so the beat it to death right??? I would not stay around and then touch it or pick it up to throw it into a pond... I would just run off with my buddies.

'mo · 09-17-2009, 03:32 PM

Were they filming The Hobbit? LOL

Cyber Fucker · 09-17-2009, 03:39 PM

is this for real?

Machete_ · 09-17-2009, 03:43 PM

its what used to be a seaturtle

qxm · 09-17-2009, 03:48 PM

simple... there are tons and tons of overgrown sloths in Panama ... this one just lost its hair.....and because of that it was its fate to die as it couldn't adapt to its surroundings ....

I shit u not... there are tons of them bastards down there in that country.... but whats even more amusing is that the locals are not used to seeing those creatures.....

Jennique Angel · 09-17-2009, 03:50 PM

That looks very creepy, I like it

qxm · 09-17-2009, 03:51 PM

This is what they look like with hair:

and this is how they would look like if they made a romantic-action movie:

JamesK · 09-17-2009, 03:56 PM

I just cried a bit

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