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smutnut · 08-20-2009, 01:34 PM

Pleixco Buress gets two years for shooting himself in the foot. What a fucking idiot! He's so fucking lucky he didn't accidentally shoot someone else

Is this a fucking poster boy for gun control or what?

ReGGs · 08-20-2009, 01:39 PM

Actually New York has insanely strict gun control laws already and that is why he is getting 2 years in the pokey. I think you get one year mandatory for carrying an unlicensed firearm. Next time he should just hire a bodygaurd.

PornMD · 08-20-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ReGGs

Next time he should just hire a bodygaurd.

After one of high profile status has shot oneself in the foot, I think that goes without saying.

Manowar · 08-20-2009, 01:44 PM

what a penis

smutnut · 08-20-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ReGGs

Actually New York has insanely strict gun control laws already and that is why he is getting 2 years in the pokey. I think you get one year mandatory for carrying an unlicensed firearm. Next time he should just hire a bodygaurd.

Maybe that's why the gangsters in New York can hit what they are aiming for unlike in LA where they spray and pray and take out everyone except -

LOL!

JFK · 08-20-2009, 02:01 PM

part of the reason for the 2yr sentence was probably because he carried in a public place, getting busted and shooting himself is just adding insult to injury

EscortBiz · 08-20-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ReGGs

Actually New York has insanely strict gun control laws already and that is why he is getting 2 years in the pokey. I think you get one year mandatory for carrying an unlicensed firearm. Next time he should just hire a bodygaurd.

or not live in ny

EscortBiz · 08-20-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Maybe that's why the gangsters in New York can hit what they are aiming for unlike in LA where they spray and pray and take out everyone except -

LOL!

cali you cant just get a carry permit its just as hard as in ny, you can get one for your home but thats about it

who · 08-20-2009, 02:07 PM

A few years back I was drafted into a cricket team, one of the all-rounders had a hole in his foot - a few months back he'd shot himself. It was laughs all-round :P

who · 08-20-2009, 02:08 PM

BTW that night I almost shotgunned myself in the head. Thank God for intelligent gun handling... OR curse..

smutnut · 08-20-2009, 02:14 PM

I just heard he was offered a deal for 3 months before it got to this point but supposedly he was deathly afraid of prison.

I had no idea Plexico was this fucking stupid. I thought of him as a class act before this incident. He's starting to make Mike Tyson look like a Rocket Scientist

Maybe he should put one more cap in his lawyer's ass before turning himself in LOL

okny · 08-20-2009, 02:19 PM

I dont understand the reason of him carrying a gun in the first place, he is a football player lets be real is his life that in danger. It's all for show and now he will watch football on a small tv in a nice cozy cell

All that money and no brains...

L-Pink · 08-20-2009, 02:23 PM

If nothing else the lesson learned is carry a gun with a real safety. Glocks have always made me uncomfortable. When it slipped from the waistband of his sweat pants (duh) and slid down the inside he tried to stop it and grabbed the trigger thru the material. Boom!

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LeRoy · 08-20-2009, 02:24 PM

What an idiot

ToplistBlog_Com · 08-20-2009, 02:27 PM

I don't think Eli's worried about him one bit.

EscortBiz · 08-20-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by okny

I dont understand the reason of him carrying a gun in the first place, he is a football player lets be real is his life that in danger. It's all for show and now he will watch football on a small tv in a nice cozy cell

All that money and no brains...

hes going to a med. prison no tv's in each cell in most of the facilities in ny

as far as reason to carry? do you know anything about nyc? I mean a shooting dont even make it on the news in most cases, i just did a quick search for ya to see what went down this past weekend, trust me there where at least 20 more shootings

cab driver shot http://www.newsday.com/long-island/c...ller-1.1374927

chelsea shooting http://www.ny1.com/Content/Top_Stori...g/Default.aspx

east village shooting http://wcbstv.com/local/shooting.che...2.1130543.html

I mean its non stop here and this is not counting the stabbings and god knows what else, its become a disaster here lately

people who come to ny should be more aware of whats up and know where to go and where not to and hiring off duty cops or former cops who carry is a better option for most seeking protection vs carrying yourself legal or not

L-Pink · 08-20-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I just heard he was offered a deal for 3 months before it got to this point but supposedly he was deathly afraid of prison.

I had no idea Plexico was this fucking stupid. I thought of him as a class act before this incident. He's starting to make Mike Tyson look like a Rocket Scientist

Maybe he should put one more cap in his lawyer's ass before turning himself in LOL

Yes, and that's a very important fact for everyone saying 2 years is to much. He was offered 3 months but turned the offer down. (how you prove you weren't carrying a gun but shot yourself I'll never know) Basically telling the district attorneys office to fuck off.

Well ....... I guess he has never watched Law & Order.

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smutnut · 08-20-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

hes going to a med. prison no tv's in each cell in most of the facilities in ny

as far as reason to carry? do you know anything about nyc? I mean a shooting dont even make it on the news in most cases, i just did a quick search for ya to see what went down this past weekend, trust me there where at least 20 more shootings

cab driver shot http://www.newsday.com/long-island/c...ller-1.1374927

chelsea shooting http://www.ny1.com/Content/Top_Stori...g/Default.aspx

east village shooting http://wcbstv.com/local/shooting.che...2.1130543.html

I mean its non stop here and this is not counting the stabbings and god knows what else, its become a disaster here lately

people who come to ny should be more aware of whats up and know where to go and where not to and hiring off duty cops or former cops who carry is a better option for most seeking protection vs carrying yourself legal or not

Are you saying everyone in New York should carry guns or just important people or just that everyone should expect to get shot? 20 shootings in a city of 20 million people doesn't even count as a stat. Fucking move would be my answer.

Brandon99 · 08-20-2009, 03:18 PM

Plexico buress sentence for shooting himself - 2 years
Donte Stallworth sentence for 2nd degree manslaughter - 30 days
The US Court System - Priceless

kane · 08-20-2009, 03:48 PM

I heard today on a sports show that there is a report that a few months back Buress was offered a plea deal where he would spend 30 days in jail and he turned it down because he was terrified to go to jail. If that is true it was the biggest mistake of his life.

I think he felt like he would get on the stand in front of the grand jury and convince them not press charges against him.

While I think it may be a little bit of a stiff penalty imagine what he would have gotten if when the gun went off it shot someone else and killed them or crippled them.

EscortBiz · 08-20-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Are you saying everyone in New York should carry guns or just important people or just that everyone should expect to get shot? 20 shootings in a city of 20 million people doesn't even count as a stat. Fucking move would be my answer.

number 1 the cities population is about 8 million

number 2 tons of the people living in the city dont go out partying, most dont, heck all club venues together in nyc can maybe hold 60,000.

so look at the number of people out partying vs amount of beatings stabbings shootings and its fucked up!

The criminals are carrying guns or knives or both, the police cant be everywhere, normal sane people should be allowed to carry just like they do in many parts of this country.

Gangs on top of gangs here and from all boros they go to where the money is at and that is NYC and with a train everywhere they can shoot steal and run into a train and goodbye.

smutnut · 08-20-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

number 1 the cities population is about 8 million

number 2 tons of the people living in the city dont go out partying, most dont, heck all club venues together in nyc can maybe hold 60,000.

so look at the number of people out partying vs amount of beatings stabbings shootings and its fucked up!

The criminals are carrying guns or knives or both, the police cant be everywhere, normal sane people should be allowed to carry just like they do in many parts of this country.

Gangs on top of gangs here and from all boros they go to where the money is at and that is NYC and with a train everywhere they can shoot steal and run into a train and goodbye.

You've described every major city in America. I would feel more comfortable with a Gangbanger who wants to rob me carrying a gun than some dumb monkey who accidently shoots himself in the foot whether he meant any harm to anyone or not.

mikesouth · 08-20-2009, 05:04 PM

No you fucking moron

He got 2 years for illegal possesion of a firearm and public endangerment, shooting himself was a bonus, too bad it wasn't lethal

EscortBiz · 08-20-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

You've described every major city in America. I would feel more comfortable with a Gangbanger who wants to rob me carrying a gun than some dumb monkey who accidently shoots himself in the foot whether he meant any harm to anyone or not.

innocent people get caught in crossfire all the time here, what ya think they are expert marksmen
and correction the city alone is just 2mil or so

smutnut · 08-20-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

innocent people get caught in crossfire all the time here, what ya think they are expert marksmen
and correction the city alone is just 2mil or so

I used to go to New York all the time and I never saw the wild west shoot outs you're talking about. I live in LA now and although, I've experienced shit, I wouldn't really go by Death Wish 2 or Colors to say that's how the city is.

Shit Boston was more deadly than either of this cities to me because of the crowd I was running with and the areas I visited. Which sort of proves my point. If you're a dumb monkey don't run around with a fire arm. I mean I have no problem with hand guns as long as people are trained and know how to use them (or not use them in this case

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I just heard he was offered a deal for 3 months before it got to this point but supposedly he was deathly afraid of prison. I had no idea Plexico was this fucking stupid. I thought of him as a class act before this incident. He's starting to make Mike Tyson look like a Rocket Scientist Maybe he should put one more cap in his lawyer's ass before turning himself in LOL Last edited by smutnut; 08-20-2009 at 02:16 PM..

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ReGGs Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SoFla Posts: 248	Actually New York has insanely strict gun control laws already and that is why he is getting 2 years in the pokey. I think you get one year mandatory for carrying an unlicensed firearm. Next time he should just hire a bodygaurd.

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	A few years back I was drafted into a cricket team, one of the all-rounders had a hole in his foot - a few months back he'd shot himself. It was laughs all-round :P

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	BTW that night I almost shotgunned myself in the head. Thank God for intelligent gun handling... OR curse..

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	If nothing else the lesson learned is carry a gun with a real safety. Glocks have always made me uncomfortable. When it slipped from the waistband of his sweat pants (duh) and slid down the inside he tried to stop it and grabbed the trigger thru the material. Boom! .

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I heard today on a sports show that there is a report that a few months back Buress was offered a plea deal where he would spend 30 days in jail and he turned it down because he was terrified to go to jail. If that is true it was the biggest mistake of his life. I think he felt like he would get on the stand in front of the grand jury and convince them not press charges against him. While I think it may be a little bit of a stiff penalty imagine what he would have gotten if when the gun went off it shot someone else and killed them or crippled them.

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mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,346	No you fucking moron He got 2 years for illegal possesion of a firearm and public endangerment, shooting himself was a bonus, too bad it wasn't lethal __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.