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kane · 08-20-2009, 04:17 PM

I just got home from picking a friend up and taking him to the urgent care center. He got in a car wreck and rear ended someone. His car wasn't really bad ( just damage to the bumper) and there was some damage to the other person's bumper. The other guy agreed to not file a claim if my buddy pays for it which he says he is going to do if it costs less than a few thousand dollars. He also hit his face on the steering wheel and has a huge black eye and his nose is black and blue. Luckily no broken bones.

The reason he got in the wreck? There was a hottie walking down the sidewalk in a pair of tight little cut off shorts and he was staring as her ass and not paying attention to the road. He never saw the guy in front of him stop.

I have heard of a girl having an ass so hot it could stop traffic, but this girl's really did!

Spunky · 08-20-2009, 04:33 PM

Damn she devils every one of them..sucks

MaDalton · 08-20-2009, 04:35 PM

i suggest wearing a seat belt...

seeandsee · 08-20-2009, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I just got home from picking a friend up and taking him to the urgent care center. He got in a car wreck and rear ended someone. His car wasn't really bad ( just damage to the bumper) and there was some damage to the other person's bumper. The other guy agreed to not file a claim if my buddy pays for it which he says he is going to do if it costs less than a few thousand dollars. He also hit his face on the steering wheel and has a huge black eye and his nose is black and blue. Luckily no broken bones.

The reason he got in the wreck? There was a hottie walking down the sidewalk in a pair of tight little cut off shorts and he was staring as her ass and not paying attention to the road. He never saw the guy in front of him stop.

I have heard of a girl having an ass so hot it could stop traffic, but this girl's really did!

good story

kane · 08-20-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i suggest wearing a seat belt...

LOL I told him the same thing. He said he didn't have it on because he was just driving 3 blocks up the street.

I then chastised him for not even getting pics of her ass.

Fucksakes · 08-20-2009, 04:45 PM

Ive seen a guy run into the back of a car on his bike cause he was staring at my girlfriend and I walking down the street. that was a good day for me.

VeriSexy · 08-21-2009, 12:09 AM

Damn.. but hes lucky the other guy agreed not to file an claim

NaughtyRob · 08-21-2009, 12:15 AM

Sounds like she was a hooker, what a shame.

baX · 08-21-2009, 12:23 AM

That's a classic :-)

John-ACWM · 08-21-2009, 03:37 AM

Enjoying the ass view - not for free.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-21-2009, 03:57 AM

Hmm....your "friend" sounds like an accident waiting to happen...

ADG

Platinumpimp · 08-21-2009, 04:10 AM

That's an expensive ass for sure. And he still didn't even touch it :D

08-21-2009, 05:03 AM

lmao, luckily i cant drive and the worst thats ever happened to me whilst doing the same thing is nearly walking into a few people....oh well!

Dirty Lord · 08-21-2009, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Hmm....your "friend" sounds like an accident waiting to happen...

ADG

PornHero · 08-21-2009, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Ive seen a guy run into the back of a car on his bike cause he was staring at my girlfriend and I walking down the street. that was a good day for me.

Why was it a good day for you? was the guy staring at you more than her?

kane · 08-21-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Hmm....your "friend" sounds like an accident waiting to happen...

ADG

With this post thread has taken a bizarre turn and I'm not sure if it is for the better or worse

LeRoy · 08-21-2009, 01:07 PM

It's always the tight shorts that get the attention.

Tom_PM · 08-21-2009, 01:08 PM

Ahh haha that sucks! I was a passenger when a bra-less, t-shirt wearing girl was bouncing down the sidewalk.. my god.. Guy almost drove up a lamp post. And I'm serious! He stopped within an inch of the lamp post. Drove right off the damn roadway lmao!

Totally worth it :D

Fucksakes · 08-21-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornHero

Why was it a good day for you? was the guy staring at you more than her?

knowing someone is staring at my girlfriend at the time means she was looking good, him running into back of a car.. revenge for looking at her.

Best-In-BC · 08-21-2009, 10:11 PM

Damn, Thats gonna happen to me one day

Iron Fist · 08-21-2009, 10:16 PM

I thought we would be enjoying asses in this thread... but I am so very mistaken.

08-21-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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ADG

I was gonna heckle you about having Daniel Radcliffe's naked ass pics at your disposal, but then I realized how sad it was that I knew that was his ass just by looking at the picture...

tiger · 08-21-2009, 11:44 PM

Pics of her ass or it didn't happen.

08-20-2009, 04:17 PM	#1
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