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troncarver · 08-27-2009, 08:05 AM

I was driving home from the office and i passed a mcdonalds and right outside the mcdonalds there was about 5 kids (probably about 20 y/o) throwing french fries into the road above a huge flock of seagulls

well they were trying to get the seagull to swoop down and eat the french fry at the same time cars were driving by intentionally trying to get cars to hit the seagulls

well i saw one seagull get killed and i nearly clipped another so i called

what a waste of french fries

beerptrol · 08-27-2009, 08:17 AM

should have swerved and took out the kids

gleem · 08-27-2009, 08:18 AM

ha, god-damn teenagers!!! I can't believe I used to be one just like that, now I drive around waving my fist out the window mumbling and grumbling like an old man at em!

Hope they got clubbed in the head by the 5-0!

candyflip · 08-27-2009, 08:20 AM

What part of the city? Your offices are on Culver somewhere right?

troncarver · 08-27-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by gleem

ha, god-damn teenagers!!! I can't believe I used to be one just like that, now I drive around waving my fist out the window mumbling and grumbling like an old man at em!

Hope they got clubbed in the head by the 5-0!

hahahaha i could picture you doing that - i hope they got clubbed too thing is i will never know if they got caught

hit me up on IM today lets talk bout some biz buddy

HerPimp · 08-27-2009, 08:22 AM

You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

What is the world coming to?

"He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.

troncarver · 08-27-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

What part of the city? Your offices are on Culver somewhere right?

it was the mcdonalds on culver and main st - our offices are on goodman ave

Tom_PM · 08-27-2009, 08:24 AM

911; it's for imminent danger, and they'd like fries with that.

troncarver · 08-27-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by HerPimp

You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

What is the world coming to?

"He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.

i dont really care about the birds but if someone swerves to miss a bird and hits my fuckin car then its on

R.A.T is still the greatest

gleem · 08-27-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HerPimp

You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

What is the world coming to?

"He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.

I think it was more than the birds getting killed, it was the fact that they were doing it with people driving by, and unless you have had a bird come through your windshield and almost kill you (I have) it's uber dangerous to the drivers!

troncarver · 08-27-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

911; it's for imminent danger, and they'd like fries with that.

lol i felt bad calling them but i had never called 911 before so i said fuck it i wanna call and see what this is all about

seeandsee · 08-27-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

I was driving home from the office and i passed a mcdonalds and right outside the mcdonalds there was about 5 kids (probably about 20 y/o) throwing french fries into the road above a huge flock of seagulls

well they were trying to get the seagull to swoop down and eat the french fry at the same time cars were driving by intentionally trying to get cars to hit the seagulls

well i saw one seagull get killed and i nearly clipped another so i called

what a waste of french fries

ouchhhhhhhh

Scott McD · 08-27-2009, 09:09 AM

Feed the birds!!

Don't kill them!

John-ACWM · 08-27-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

should have swerved and took out the kids

tarantino style!

brassmonkey · 08-27-2009, 10:21 AM

stop snitchin hahaha

96ukssob · 08-27-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

should have swerved and took out the kids

PETA would of defended you

Furious_Male · 08-27-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HerPimp

You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

What is the world coming to?

"He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.

How is that being a RAT? All it takes is one elderly person (or a bird lover for that matter) to swerve and cause an auto accident. Then you could have people injured or dying.

Hell I am all for having fun. I used to do some seriously crazy shit when I was younger. The thing is it didn't involve killing things or putting people at risk other then myself.

Its time for the "share a brain" generation to smarten the fuck up.

troncarver · 08-27-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

stop snitchin hahaha

Snitches get stitches

potter · 08-27-2009, 11:24 AM

That's not what 911 is for.

epitome · 08-27-2009, 11:29 AM

08-27-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by troncarver

i dont really care about the birds but if someone swerves to miss a bird and hits my fuckin car then its on

R.A.T is still the greatest

lulz, stc foo.

CaptainHowdy · 08-27-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

what a waste of french fries

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha...

marlboroack · 12-20-2010, 12:17 AM

If you would have crashed your car into everyone, you can sue the kids parents and get a new ride. Well thats what i would have done. Even took the seaguls to the vet and made them pay the bills.

baddog · 12-20-2010, 12:33 AM

you bumped this why?

Davy · 12-20-2010, 08:10 AM

Why call 911? Was there an emergency?

vsex · 12-20-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

PETA would of defended you

QFT

GTS Mark · 12-20-2010, 08:45 AM

in my town you pull over and beat the shit out of the kids that pull that crap LOL! Then again i live in a backwards ass town where no kids are packing knives and guns (yet) ;-)

wehateporn · 12-20-2010, 08:58 AM

That's well harsh feeding seagulls McDonalds food; the seagulls don't know any better

- LOL - · 12-20-2010, 09:11 AM

cool story bro, i got to try that sometimes

last time we had fun with seagulls was when we stuffed bread with soluble aspirin, the seagulls would eat it and explode when the aspirin started to dissolve and bloat them up.

good times

amateurbfs · 12-20-2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by gleem

I think it was more than the birds getting killed, it was the fact that they were doing it with people driving by, and unless you have had a bird come through your windshield and almost kill you (I have) it's uber dangerous to the drivers!

I had an owl fly into my windshield once, so not cool.

CurrentlySober · 12-20-2010, 09:24 AM

i like birds

08-27-2009, 08:05 AM	#1
troncarver Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,584	So I called 911 last night I was driving home from the office and i passed a mcdonalds and right outside the mcdonalds there was about 5 kids (probably about 20 y/o) throwing french fries into the road above a huge flock of seagulls well they were trying to get the seagull to swoop down and eat the french fry at the same time cars were driving by intentionally trying to get cars to hit the seagulls well i saw one seagull get killed and i nearly clipped another so i called what a waste of french fries __________________ BADOINK.COM skype: troncarver

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