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Old 09-01-2009, 12:46 PM   #1
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My cock has been in so many different races of women i had to get it its own passport
Lasttime i was at boarder services in the USA as some of you may recall and they wouldnt let me in. the department of homelan security told me he saw me post on GFY about all the hot different raced women i have had sex with.

well anyway long story short he said that my cock would need its own passporte to travel. it has just arrive and i can travel to the USA again.
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:48 PM   #2
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You didn't have to get a passport also for your tongue?

You selfish bastard.
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:51 PM   #3
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Youre a bad bad man
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:52 PM   #4
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You rawk so hard on the Internet.

I hope to be as cool as you one day!
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:53 PM   #5
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Maybe you can get them to stamp it at customs.
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:57 PM   #6
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Youre a bad bad man
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You rawk so hard on the Internet.

I hope to be as cool as you one day!

dont waste your time trying unless you are re incarnated as some sort of dolphin then you have no hope. even then you will be the gay dolphin.

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You didn't have to get a passport also for your tongue?

You selfish bastard.
i actually have a tongue ring and that is my main thing is licking down a chick WOOT WOOT. i dont even have to get off i love diving in, they get so wet i have to put on water wings.

i had to build a dock on the edge of my bed just so i wouldnt drift down sea.

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Maybe you can get them to stamp it at customs.


it will look like lipstick a girlfriend wouldnt recognize.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:05 PM   #7
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What did you have to get it for all the different races of man it's been in?

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Old 09-01-2009, 01:41 PM   #8
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dont waste your time trying unless you are re incarnated as some sort of dolphin then you have no hope. even then you will be the gay dolphin.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:43 PM   #9
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LOL @ dolphins=gay sharks
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:50 PM   #10
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I'm interested in exactly how many women you have boned and what nationalities you have covered. hehehe
Any that are still on the list to accomplish?
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:07 PM   #11
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I'm interested in exactly how many women you have boned and what nationalities you have covered. hehehe
Any that are still on the list to accomplish?
any beautiful woman is an accomplishment.

the only one i am missing is a black chick, and i would love some dark chocolate! even some milk chocolate then we are in business!

im not about numbers i am about quality of women.
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:18 PM   #12
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Last time i was at boarder services in the USA as some of you may recall and they wouldn't let me in. the department of homeland security told me he saw me post on GFY about all the hot different raced women i have had sex with.

well anyway long story short he said that my cock would need its own passporte to travel. it has just arrive and i can travel to the USA again.
That's nothing. My cock has had so many different global strains of STDs, along with a few that were named after me, Hollywood is making a movie about it.
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:25 PM   #13
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That's nothing. My cock has had so many different global strains of STDs, along with a few that were named after me, Hollywood is making a movie about it.
my cock has so many miles on it the mechanics were ready to drop a new engine in and they realized my it was already fully horse powered.
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:52 PM   #14
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my cock has so many miles on it the mechanics were ready to drop a new engine in and they realized my it was already fully horse powered.
My cock was refused entry to Africa. They said it was too dirty for them.
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:59 PM   #15
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the international colors of meta man!!!

When asked how to eliminate racism he replied, "everybody just needs to fuck everybody till theres no more color left."
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how'd your passport photo come out LOL?
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:03 PM   #17
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how'd your passport photo come out LOL?
He looked like a dick.
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:06 PM   #18
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how'd your passport photo come out LOL?
looked the same as his personal one
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:43 PM   #19
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There aren't that many colored fleshlights anymore...
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