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What the fuck is wrong with wives and gfs;-(
So my wife has been bugging me to fix a slow drain in the bathtub...so today I rotted it out and now it drains like a champ
![]() The whole time I'm working on it, she's over my shoulder yelling "You're going to brake something"; "It's going to cost us more than if you called the plumber"; " You always brake something when you try to fix something big" and on an on an on... So after I finish the job, she comes up to me and says "Great job...We lucked out" ![]() Why do they ask us to fix shit if they think we are going to fuck it up? ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't ask me to fix shit else ![]()
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Nice... vent on GFY and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.
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All I know is you should never let them meet. That rarely works out.
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lol.........so is she the reason you don't make it to the shows anymore?
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"Wife" or "Girlfiriend" is the problem
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That story made me think about the series 2 and a half men where allen, charlies brother wants to fix the satelite tv on the roof and falls down. Why did you not call the guy ? hahaha
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Mikey so true...so true
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I don't hit women...but I still fuck with their heads
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Wife...Got to many gfs for them to be a problem
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Well just tell her she's saying break wrong.
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If it was a gf she's be thanking you with a BJ and calling you Big Daddy - because she's trying to make the wife upgrade.
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My GF asked me to "fix" the neighborhood dogs.
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You're supposed to break shit so you HAVE to call the guy...they'll never ask you to do anything again ;)
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Oh, see here's your mistake.. The moment you were in process of fixing it and she appeared over your shoulder.. you needed to stop, stand, put your hands on her shoulders and say "honey honey honey, you can either tell me to do it, or tell me HOW to do it, NOT BOTH."
And when she acts like you lucked out, tell her to go fuck herself because thats nothing but a bitch move. Sorry if this offends someone.
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Should have made her do it.
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It's not my birthday, but thanks! hehe
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eye?
nothing, you already told her twice...
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The secret is to always break it, then they never ask u to fix it..
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It reminded me of that too. Great show, funny episode.
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i'm gonna wait til im at least 35 before i want the fun to end
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When shit like that happens to me I kindly and silently hand over the tools, walk to the fridge, grab me a cold one and wait for shit to hit the fan.
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The problem is with you. You should have told your wife to leave the room and go make you a sandwich or something.
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You're married and you haven't learned yet how to filter your wife's voice. I often see my wife's mouth moving and hear nothing. It's beautiful.
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Hank - my man
ho ware ya mate are you still bitching about being married? you and me need to sit down soon and grab a bottle of Gentlemen, and shoo the shit how say you?
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Double edged sword.. what can you do.
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hahahahaha
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