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Complete this sentence "women are like waves" because
Complete this sentence "women are like waves" because
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the bigger they are the easier they are to ride. To a point.
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on the top there is nothing but white foam.. .
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Because We are Wild with Whipping Passion, yet warm, serene and comforting.
From a soft pool to harsh tidal of lustfilled emotion, we surrond you in a wet flood of extasy and emotion. Crashing down onto you, and taking your breath away, with the hot pressure of bodies, pressed deeply in to your. Sweat pours out of us and drencehes you so completely... Laying there in a pool of desire and fulfillment, until it is time to ride again. Damn, I need a smoke lol Or I guess I could state the obvious- some of squirt massive waves at orgasm lol |
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they will let any guy who goes up to them ride them.
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![]() You ride many, but you never forget the perfect ones... ![]() ADG |
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..."once one is gone another takes it's place."
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because they're not stable and have a tendency to crash down on innocent unsuspecting bystanders...
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Here in Florida women are like hurricane waves.
They come at you all hot and wet, blowing everything in site and then when they leave they take your house your car and pretty much everything else you owned. |
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One big one lands on your head , and you are certain to drown
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you never know what kind of shit will wash up until it's to late
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Women are NOT like waves. Waves are predictable.
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![]() ...because even when you catch a good one, an even better one is on the horizon.
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after a length of time they both erode whatever they touch
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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They come by every few seconds.
If you like one just hop on it and ride ![]()
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usually your not the only guy riding them?
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"women are like waves" because there are so many different types of each:
"water waves" in the ocean; "light waves" from the sun; "microwaves" inside the microwave oven; "radio waves" transmitted to the radio; "sound waves" from the radio, telephone, and voices. |
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lol, brilliant!!
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They smash you with rocks.
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..well.. it's not that they're out to kill you, it's just that they're indifferent to your dying.
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