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stickyfingerz · 09-05-2009, 05:33 PM

Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with ovewhelming force and cut your head off with a knife..

Dwightisms.. Add yours

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a 9-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It?s the perfect situation for me, although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one...and that's out under the porch.

(After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

TrafficRush · 09-05-2009, 05:54 PM

bump for story time ;)

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-05-2009, 06:03 PM

Here's a good one:

stickyfingerz likes to suck cocks

Why don't you tell us about that instead?

stickyfingerz · 09-05-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

Here's a good one:

stickyfingerz likes to suck cocks

Why don't you tell us about that instead?

I would but I was too busy remembering how you stole christmas presents that your neighbors had shipped to them ups and fedex and thought how you were uber cool from stealing from your neighbors. I give you maybe 3 weeks till the final Jet banning..

stickyfingerz · 09-09-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I would but I was too busy remembering how you stole christmas presents that your neighbors had shipped to them ups and fedex and thought how you were uber cool from stealing from your neighbors. I give you maybe 3 weeks till the final Jet banning..

SOOTHSAYER!!!! es me...

09-05-2009, 05:33 PM	#1
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Any Really good... Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with ovewhelming force and cut your head off with a knife.. Dwightisms.. Add yours In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a 9-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It?s the perfect situation for me, although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one...and that's out under the porch. (After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

09-05-2009, 05:54 PM	#2
TrafficRush See My SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sunny Paradise Posts: 2,099	bump for story time ;) __________________ INTRALINK DSP \| SIGNUP TO MAKE BANK NOW Skype: Traffic-RushHour \| ICQ: 467617514

09-05-2009, 06:03 PM	#3
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	Here's a good one: stickyfingerz likes to suck cocks Why don't you tell us about that instead?