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So Fucking Banananananas
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![]() I went out to get my mail and see a letter on my door from my apt complex saying the water will be out from 10am to 4pm on Thursday, but hope to have it completely back on before the end of the day as they are replacing water pipes.
WTF!?!?!?! It would of been nice for a little fucking notice other than a letter on peoples door this fucking morning. I didn't shower yesterday after I got back from the gym, so I have to sit around and stink all day, plus I since I already went #1 when I got up, I have to water to go #2 ![]()
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You didn't shower after the gym?
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Take a dump in the street...
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or go take a dump in the managers apt and then they can push to get the water back on
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I hate when the property manager leaves notes and doesnt even ring the bell or anything. I dont need them to do it all the time, only when it's some scheduled maintenance that actually affects me.
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go shower at the gym. poop there too. stink that shit up.
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Yuck!!!!!!
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Don't worry, the sheets were yellow when he bought them
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Go to a friends and use their bathroom. if all else fails put on a pair of swim trunks, grab a bar of soap and a towel. Then go to a self washing car wash, swimming hole, or use someones garden hose
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You have 1 flush per toilet ... make them count
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Get in your car and run down a fire hydrant. Instant shower. Just say it was an accident.
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Man, you're having a lot of bad luck lately. I'm so sorry.
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yeah for real, i need a vacation!
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That sucks.
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Glup.
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Sucks huh? Yesterday we had a toilet replaced, today some guys are working on a water leak...the water department wants it fixed now. During the plumber deal...the guy told me they have these green toilet's out that save water, push down for #1 and push up for #2.
Everyone thought one of my boy's, stuck a hot wheels in the toilet....LOL, I could have bet $$ that would not happen, as I have taught them about germs and what's nasty...they tried for over 1 hr to dig/drain the toilet, pulled it out into the street....swore something was in it, once we said ok...it has to be replaced, they broke the toilet and NOTHING was in it,lol! It was just a "shitty" design and never worked right when we moved in. Sucks to be without water, gas, electric, internet, food ect. all the needed thing's for your home to run normal. |
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Go back to the gym and do your business there.
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When it's yellow,let it mellow,when it's brown,flush it down
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The worst is frozen pipes which happen years ago. I had to move out for a week until the pipes thawed out.
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I can live without water but power... that's unacceptable. I sat here from 9AM to 6PM one day when they were trying to fix the elevator in my complex and shorted the transformers (or something I'm no electrician).
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why wouldnt you shower after the gym retard
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They showers at the gym by my house are a bit nasty, so I usually just shower when I get home, but I was to exhausted and finished up some work and was planning on showering this morning before I met up with a friend for lunch... never showered, never got lunch
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I can smell ya ........
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wake up before 10am, that way you'd have had time to shower, fill up the bath for the toilet etc etc
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making it rain
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Mine goes out at least once a week
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when they flush the lines here about once a year we all go through that.
not sure what the panic is, everything can still be accomplished. |
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I hope you catch a break soon, man. You're seriously past due for better days. I'm sending you good vibes.
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You should buy one of these
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lol, that was awesome when the beat dropped
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![]() ![]() it finally got turned back on tonight around 6pm. they dug up the hell out of this guys yard to replace the pipe that busted. usually i have a gallon or two of water in the house just in case something like this, but used them a few weeks ago... had to wash my hands with a bottle of water i had in my car and limited my fluids and food so i wouldnt have to potty until the water was back on ![]()
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gfy can smell your ass before you click login
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Shit on a letter and leave it on their door
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