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Machete_ · 09-13-2009, 08:32 AM

Looking for a longterm partner for new mainstream projects.

You should to be able to convert working sites that look like shit, in to clean intuitive designs - without changing the identity.

Payment will be on a case by case basis.
- First design; you get nothing before its 100% done as descriped in the written spec.
- Future design; You deside the terms

Skill requirements

Valid HTML
Tableless web layout
Wordpress templates design skills
Experiance with other CMS's is a plus as well.
Basic understanding of security
PhP/MySQL (Basic AJAX knowledge is a +)
Have either Wire or Moneybookers as payment option
25+ years old
Situation and humoristic sense
Balls

I am a asshole, have a bad temper and zero tolorance for bullshit. It's not a problem for me if you are the same way.

If you still want to work with this, you can reach me through the email [email protected]

Let me know what your fees are, and link me some of the work you have done.

jerk101 · 09-13-2009, 09:45 AM

first bump

Voodoo · 09-13-2009, 10:06 AM

Why wouldn't the designer just do it themself? Why the need for a partner with a bad attitude?

Machete_ · 09-13-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

Why wouldn't the designer just do it themself? Why the need for a partner with a bad attitude?

Why would someone post in a pussycash content thread, and then say I have a bad attitude, when in fact im one of the sweetest and most likeable persons here on GFY?

Im not looking for a business partner, im looking for a design partner.
I'm looking for a designer with a brain, who have time, stamina and balls to work with us on more than one project.

Machete_ · 09-13-2009, 10:47 AM

*contest

nvm

I got the offers I needed now.

Thx everyone

09-13-2009, 08:32 AM	#1
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Web Designers needed for mainstream - spam me Looking for a longterm partner for new mainstream projects. You should to be able to convert working sites that look like shit, in to clean intuitive designs - without changing the identity. Payment will be on a case by case basis. - First design; you get nothing before its 100% done as descriped in the written spec. - Future design; You deside the terms Skill requirements Valid HTML Tableless web layout Wordpress templates design skills Experiance with other CMS's is a plus as well. Basic understanding of security PhP/MySQL (Basic AJAX knowledge is a +) Have either Wire or Moneybookers as payment option 25+ years old Situation and humoristic sense Balls I am a asshole, have a bad temper and zero tolorance for bullshit. It's not a problem for me if you are the same way. If you still want to work with this, you can reach me through the email [email protected] Let me know what your fees are, and link me some of the work you have done. Last edited by Machete_; 09-13-2009 at 08:35 AM..

09-13-2009, 09:45 AM	#2
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09-13-2009, 10:06 AM	#3
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	Why wouldn't the designer just do it themself? Why the need for a partner with a bad attitude? __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

09-13-2009, 10:47 AM	#5
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	*contest nvm I got the offers I needed now. Thx everyone