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Houdini · 09-16-2009, 12:18 AM

To anyone that might have info about the coyote that took her dog lol

Iron Fist · 09-16-2009, 12:20 AM

I can't read any more of that dribble... "sending all my love for you Jess..." blah blah blah.... BARF.

Dog is dead... boo fucking hoo... move the fuck on you drama whore.

Houdini · 09-16-2009, 12:21 AM

I know, it amazes me that people are saying "hope you find her." The fucking coyote has already shit it out.

Carmine Raguso · 09-16-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Houdini

I know, it amazes me that people are saying "hope you find her." The fucking coyote has already shit it out.

Voodoo · 09-16-2009, 12:26 AM

Bama · 09-16-2009, 12:50 AM

I couldn't help myself - I said to look for a fresh pile of coyote poo!

VeriSexy · 09-16-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

I got a woody

aniloscash · 09-16-2009, 04:49 AM

remember chicken of the sea is tuna.

seeandsee · 09-16-2009, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Houdini

To anyone that might have info about the coyote that took her dog lol

http://twitpic.com/hrudr

sexandcash · 09-16-2009, 05:00 AM

but-coyotes can't use money! A pint size doggy dinner they CAN use however...

stephane76 · 09-16-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash

but-coyotes can't use money! A pint size doggy dinner they CAN use however...

was a different kind of coyote...

Porn Grounds · 09-16-2009, 06:44 AM

http://twitpic.com/4wg5s

The caption is great

sexandcash · 09-16-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by stephane76

was a different kind of coyote...

lol-that's not appropriate!

P.S. you're hot

Vicious_B · 09-16-2009, 08:18 AM

I feel for anyone that loses an animal but does she really think the dog had a chance in hell of surviving that?

beerptrol · 09-16-2009, 08:27 AM

Wile E Coyote gets his revenge

Joe King · 09-16-2009, 08:32 AM

So this is how Jess is trying to get back into the news?

Machete_ · 09-16-2009, 08:33 AM

I would trade one year of my life, in exchange for one night of sex with her.

*offer is good as long as tits are still in shape

justinsain · 09-16-2009, 08:36 AM

It's sad to lose a pet like that

I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

cykoe6 · 09-16-2009, 08:38 AM

I would be quite devastated if I lost one of my pets so I think her reaction is quite normal.

Joe King · 09-16-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

It's sad to lose a pet like that

I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

tranza · 09-16-2009, 08:42 AM

It is a joke, right? Lol

stephane76 · 09-16-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash

lol-that's not appropriate!

P.S. you're hot

I know you re right, shame on me

ps: im blushing

dav3 · 09-16-2009, 09:09 AM

surely this will be on every major news network shortly...

pornocruto · 09-16-2009, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain

It's sad to lose a pet like that

I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

Thats great man.

L-Pink · 09-16-2009, 10:12 AM

Is the reward "dead or alive" ?

ToplistBlog_Com · 09-16-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Houdini

I know, it amazes me that people are saying "hope you find her." The fucking coyote has already shit it out.

CamTraffic · 09-16-2009, 07:38 PM

coyote s holding the doggy for a ransom i am so sure!

DefaultMan · 09-16-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain

It's sad to lose a pet like that

I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

ahhhhhh hahahahahahah

jstallion1 · 09-16-2009, 08:21 PM

The coyote always wins!

96ukssob · 09-16-2009, 09:14 PM

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!

I know where it is....

in the coyotes belly!

What do I win???

John-ACWM · 09-17-2009, 06:52 AM

Someone/something's gonna get hurt(besides her dog)

Nicky · 09-17-2009, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

Her head is "filled" with Vacuum but damn I'd tap that HARD!

09-16-2009, 12:18 AM	#1
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justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	It's sad to lose a pet like that I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her. She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight. She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

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